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《歡迎來到施米加多!》

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(施米卡戈)

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(克萊特夜總會)

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喬許與小梅毫不遲疑

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覺得可以離開了

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宣讀判決後,他們立刻溜往那座橋

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但他們會跨越到對岸嗎?

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太棒了,好

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跟你說,反正我討厭那輛車
我們可以用走的

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-好,我們用走的
-好

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已經要走啦?

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-對,謝謝你的協助
-對

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-但你們玩得好開心喔
-開心?玩得開心?

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不,小梅,請別和旁白爭論

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我跟你說什麼叫好玩

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施米加多,施米加多才好玩

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那裡有漂亮的服裝

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還有跳踢踏舞的小孩

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以及浪漫的愛情隧道列車

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妳認真?

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而且大家都朝氣蓬勃、無憂無慮又快樂

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可是這裡呢?我很不想這麼說
但這裡一點也不好玩

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我不曉得耶

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妳在夜總會的舞台上看起來很享受

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對,好,沒錯,我當時只是腎上腺素飆升

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找線索

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玩偵探遊戲

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我會做那些事

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只是因為喬許有生命危險

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但現在他安全了
所以我們要離開這鬼地方

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再見

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好,那就掰囉

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要保持聯絡喔

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我們不會的

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(歡迎來到施米卡戈)

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不

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接著,喬許和梅麗莎
發現自己依舊身處施米卡戈,哎唷

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你們真的以為那是幸福的結局嗎?

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你在一樁沒犯的罪行
獲判無罪,可以回家?

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-對,我們挺高興的
-這怎麼不是幸福的結局?

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你們倆對於幸福還有很多要學的

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真的嗎?好啊

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-既然你無所不知又充滿智慧
-謝謝

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那你幹嘛不跟我們說
要怎樣才能離開這裡?

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-你們真的想知道嗎?
-對

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你們要...

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自己找答案啦

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好,你很不友善

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自以為聰明絕頂嗎?你們永遠出不去

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就困在...

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施米卡戈

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你完全沒幫上忙

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你們還不是一樣

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那到底是什麼意思?

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我們現在要怎麼辦?

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-我不知道
-我真的很抱歉

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這全是我的錯,來這裡是我的主意

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不,你只是想幫我

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而我根本不知道自己有沒有救

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小梅,別說那種話

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錯不在妳,這裡的每個人都不快樂

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等一下

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-也許這就是原因
-什麼?

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也許我們無法過橋是因為
我們不只需要自己的幸福結局

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也許需要一個皆大歡喜的結局

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旁白剛才說我們也沒幫上忙

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或許這是個線索

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也許我們應該要
幫助這裡的其他人得到幸福

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對,肯定是這樣

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但我們要怎麼為大家創造幸福的結局?

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我們自己都辦不到

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{\an8}(珍妮、杜利、克萊特、托佛)

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幸福到底是什麼?

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我們怎麼會是這方面的專家?

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-小梅,是...
-不...我是認真的

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我們做了那些決定,對嗎?

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比方說去念醫學院、結婚、搬到郊區

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因為我們以為那些事
會讓我們得到幸福,但是卻沒有

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我們究竟哪裡出了錯?
這裡的人哪裡出了錯?

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我覺得我們沒出錯
只是...我不曉得,人生很難

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為什麼?

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為什麼人生一定要這麼難?
為什麼不能簡單一點?

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我不知道這個問題的答案

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{\an8}我一直覺得關鍵在於杜利

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杜利?

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{\an8}就是那個屠夫,珍妮的爸爸

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{\an8}他覺得復仇就能得到快樂

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但或許他真正需要的是和珍妮團圓

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{\an8}他能藉此澄清自己的清白
她的生活也能重新擁有父親

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我...

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{\an8}那樣杜利就會開心
而卡薇爾也會因此開心

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{\an8}然後珍妮也開心,克萊特會很不爽

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他不爽,大家就都開心了

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-看吧,砰,幸福的結局
-對

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-但如果範圍更廣呢?
-比方說?

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我們搞不好得殺了襁褓中的希特勒

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-什麼?
-殺了襁褓中的希特勒

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你現在覺得我們在哪一年?

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我不知道,很模糊

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我們沒有要殺人,好嗎?
我們才剛把你救出監獄

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我知道,我只是在腦力激盪

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-對,跟你說,我很感激
-而且...

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但我覺得事情應該
和我們在這裡遇過的人更相關

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對,沒錯

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你們這對小情侶有菸嗎?

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沒有,我們還是不抽菸

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你真是小乖乖

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這裡的某處肯定有菸

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-幹嘛?
-去找她講話

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-我要講什麼?
-和她爸有關的事,就是...

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-好,對
-妳行的

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嘿,珍妮,說來有趣

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猜猜我昨天碰巧遇到誰?

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妳爸爸

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那還真奇怪

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因為我沒有爸爸

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聽著,我知道妳可能有些心結

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心結?

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我爸爸謀殺我媽媽

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然後他去坐牢,我進了孤兒院

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打從那時起,我就只能倚靠自己

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妳知道那對我來說是什麼光景嗎?

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妳知道嗎?

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珍妮,我很遺憾

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我無法想像妳受了多大的傷

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但要是妳爸爸沒有殺妳媽媽呢?

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若他從頭到尾都是清白的
而且極度思念妳呢?

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梅麗莎,不要說了

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我不想和我爸爸扯上關係

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對我來說,他已經死了

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懂了沒?

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看哪

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你看起來真時髦
親愛的,比一頭秀髮好看多了

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頭髮

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嘿,珍妮,妳想不想去一個時髦的地方?

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我現在就超時髦的

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交給我

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好棒,這是什麼地方?

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(擁有美好的一天)

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你覺得這群嬉皮能幫上忙?

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我們希望珍妮給她爸爸一次機會,對嗎?

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這個聚落的宗旨就是愛與原諒什麼的

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我只是在嘗試

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-這裡超波西米亞風的
-對

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對,沒錯,我想先跟妳說一聲
他們對新來的人可能會有點冷淡

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-哈囉
-嗨,朋友

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歡迎來到部落

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歡迎我來

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哎呀...浪子回頭了

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-快把那句話寫下來
-我立刻寫

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喬許,歡迎回來

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謝謝大家

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也歡迎喬許的老婆梅麗莎

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-梅麗...
-不用了,我不...

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不用,我不需要

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還有一位新面孔

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珍妮,歡迎妳

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我是托佛

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你們剛好趕上今天的部落會議

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-好耶
-天啊

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部落會議

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部落會議

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-對,沒錯
-好,別那麼嗨

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首先,我們來複習早餐穀片的規定

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“用完勺子,就要放回去”

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-知道嗎?
-我記得這個

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-哇
-好了,誰想聽故事?

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我...

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好,大家請提議

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可以是人物、地點
或是你每天在家都會看到的物品

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-托佛
-垃圾場

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花

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-爸爸
-我聽到有人說“爸爸”

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好,我就選“爸爸”

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我想想

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這個故事是關於我們在天上的父

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抱歉,我...

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我只是突發奇想
但如果只是普通的爸爸,可以嗎?

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好,沒問題

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一位普通的爸爸和他的大兒子上路旅行

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我提議一下,搞不好是女兒呢

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好,可以

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他和他的女兒...

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-這樣吧
-不要再提議了,行嗎?

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-抱歉
-好

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他和他的大女兒上路旅行
他們來到一座村莊...

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抱歉,最後一個提議

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如果那位爸爸沒和女兒在一起呢?

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對...沒錯,就是...

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也許發生了什麼很糟糕的事

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他們分開很久了

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-為什麼要一直煩我?
-什麼?

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批評我?

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到底憑什麼覺得可以指揮我?

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-不...我們沒有
-知道嗎?

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明明就有

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既然你們覺得可以做得比我好

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那好啊,我不幹了

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我不幹了

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-真的嗎?他要...
-對,這...

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我們要...

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好

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好耶

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小梅

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不要

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好,這個故事是關於...

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是一首歌

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-可以交給妳嗎?
-這是你的主意

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好,但妳比較會唱歌嘛

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這裡的每個人都討厭我

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-拜託妳可不可以...
-唱就對了

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00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,300
這首短曲是關於漂亮的潘妮

213
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,303
她離家進城去,有好多人這樣做

214
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,265
她收到信,是她寂寞的父親寄來的

215
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:24,184
但她有回信嗎?沒有,她才懶得理

216
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,145
她收到的最後一封信寫著

217
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,232
“我們很遺憾地通知,您的父親過世了”

218
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:35,529
過世了...

219
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,613
所以...

220
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,074
跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

221
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,785
難過的時候,他會安慰你

222
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,788
他不是模範父親,但你需要療傷

223
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:48,166
所以跟爸爸聊個天,現在就跟爸爸聊一聊

224
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,794
跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

225
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,548
跟爸爸聊個天,現在就跟爸爸聊一聊

226
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,803
我認識的瘋子藍尼是這樣的

227
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,764
他當年沒什麼錢,其實是根本沒有錢

228
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,767
他的有錢老爹要幫他

229
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,687
但藍尼說他不要那筆錢

230
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,732
幾個月過去,他昏死在溝渠裡

231
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,818
靠得夠近時,會聽到他嘟囔著說

232
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:19,823
嘰哩咕嚕...爸爸

233
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,991
所以...

234
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,619
跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

235
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,163
難過的時候,他會安慰你

236
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:29,166
他曾丟下你一個人,但或許他已成長

237
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,544
所以跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

238
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,464
你可能會活得比他久

239
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,592
所以你真的得原諒他

240
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,428
他搞不好是個殺人狂

241
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,348
但你們倆血濃於水

242
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,975
你可能會活得比他久

243
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,062
所以你真的得原諒他

244
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:53,273
他搞不好是個殺人狂

245
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,151
但你們倆血濃於水

246
00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:01,990
-嘟比...
-跟爸爸聊個天

247
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:07,955
-嘟比...
-跟爸爸聊個天

248
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,208
爸爸...

249
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:54,418
-聊一聊
-爸爸

250
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,544
聊一聊...

251
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,630
跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

252
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,216
難過的時候,他會安慰你

253
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,344
他或許是瘋子,但你很難過

254
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,681
所以跟爸爸聊個天,現在就跟爸爸聊一聊

255
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,351
就是現在

256
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,438
就是現在

257
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,193
就是現在

258
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,238
我現在就要打給我爸爸

259
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,448
我也要

260
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,741
我爸爸的電話號碼換了

261
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,414
珍妮,那妳現在想跟誰聊一聊嗎?

262
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,749
對

263
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,294
在那座帳篷裡生氣的男生

264
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:43,592
再一次

265
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,427
喬許和梅麗莎又把事情搞砸了

266
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,054
有時候我都覺得我幹嘛白費工夫?

267
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,847
又沒人要你這麼做

268
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,224
我只是在做我的工作

269
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:55,229
所以現在,我們花一點時間
來關心比較年輕貌美的那一對吧

270
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,022
-喂
-轉換成夜晚吧

271
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,650
夜晚總是更浪漫

272
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,363
謝謝

273
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,114
嗨

274
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,991
嗨

275
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,994
-我能坐下嗎?
-當然可以

276
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,871
謝謝

277
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,499
我很欣賞你創辦的公社

278
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,751
這裡無拘無束又美好

279
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,796
髒兮兮的光腳丫和臉上亂畫的塗鴉

280
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:21,922
真的好棒喔

281
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,091
而且這裡的每個人都好喜歡你

282
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,677
我當然不怪他們

283
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,011
是啊,應該吧

284
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,682
-怎麼了?
-我不曉得,只是...

285
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,018
有時候我覺得好空虛

286
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:39,147
他們好像更喜歡想像中的我
而不是實際上的我

287
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,733
我懂你的感覺

288
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,987
我在夜總會表演的時候
偶爾也有那種感覺

289
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,239
別誤會,我喜歡表演

290
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,742
但有時候我會覺得
我好像無時無刻都在表演

291
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:57,791
如果是那樣的話
我和舞台上的那個女孩究竟如何區分?

292
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,670
-抱歉,我在喃喃自語
-不,別說抱歉

293
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,463
妳說的很有道理

294
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,507
我也有同感

295
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,513
好奇怪,我知道我們才剛認識

296
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:16,351
而且老實說,你這種貼心的男生
真的不是我的菜

297
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:17,769
但是...

298
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,647
我不曉得

299
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:25,527
我覺得我在你身邊可以做自己

300
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:29,698
我也有同感,不曉得耶,感覺很自然

301
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,368
-妳懂我的意思嗎?
-我懂

302
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:39,583
我過著浮誇的生活

303
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:46,632
不斷取悅眾人

304
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:51,929
內心深知那全是謊言

305
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:58,268
然後我找到了你

306
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:04,733
我踏遍每一處

307
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:10,196
渴望尋覓更多

308
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:16,286
盼望著愛,卻不知道為什麼

309
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:21,458
然後我找到了妳

310
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:29,174
我無法跟你訴說你的感覺

311
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:34,847
我說不出你究竟感覺到什麼

312
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:41,186
但你觸碰我的手,我天旋地轉

313
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,564
感覺這就是

314
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:50,654
真正的感情

315
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:58,954
我不想得到解藥

316
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:05,169
我不要你救我,因為那太荒謬

317
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:11,008
我只要你我心心相印

318
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:17,723
那就是我一切所需

319
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:23,020
我以前總仰望上蒼

320
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,273
找尋我的指引

321
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,818
找尋我所愛

322
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:35,282
但我在妳眼中看見神聖之光

323
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:42,039
那就是我一切所需

324
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:48,086
我無法跟你訴說你的感覺

325
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:53,926
我說不出你究竟感覺到什麼

326
00:18:53,926 --> 00:19:00,307
但你觸碰我的手,我天旋地轉

327
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,601
感覺這就是

328
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:08,899
真正的感情

329
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:15,322
真正的感情

330
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:22,329
真正的感情

331
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,466
那是我們的功勞嗎?

332
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,386
我覺得可能是我們的功勞喔

333
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:42,057
等等,愛就是通往幸福結局的關鍵嗎?

334
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,478
-對,也許需要更多浪漫
-對

335
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,689
好,你和我有同樣想法嗎?

336
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,482
我們應該去撮合羅尼和傑若

337
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,525
-什麼?誰啊?
-對

338
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,903
在間奏出來秀舞那兩個人
他們之間有股自然的火花

339
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:58,824
他們啊,不...我是說杜利和卡薇爾小姐

340
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,159
杜利?

341
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,287
記得...就是那位屠夫和孤兒院的女士

342
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,204
好

343
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,332
如果我們把杜利的注意力轉向愛情

344
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,418
遠離暴力復仇的念頭

345
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,837
或許就會有幸福的結局

346
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,465
對,這樣比較說得通

347
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,926
對,因為我滿確定羅尼和傑若

348
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,304
正在那個老冰箱裡做愛

349
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,016
-到處都有愛的氣氛
-對

350
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:32,733
(坎德苦艾咖啡館)

351
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,281
對,門會吱吱叫

352
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,368
-關門了,肉賣完了
-現在是早上9點

353
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,663
嗨,布萊特先生,你好嗎?

354
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,083
這世界爬滿因人類錯誤而滋生的蛆蟲

355
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,295
沒有光線能穿透邪惡的簾幕

356
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,173
天氣挺好的

357
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,633
對,的確挺好的

358
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,801
-有珍妮的消息嗎?
-有,珍妮很好

359
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,136
她過得滿好的

360
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,721
好

361
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,431
那就好

362
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,643
我們其實想找你聊聊

363
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:11,021
關於某個對你有興趣的人

364
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,190
-警察嗎?
-不是...

365
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,484
那個人對你有意思

366
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,653
是個女人

367
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,947
-是個女人?
-兄弟,好了啦

368
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,740
你看...你單身耶

369
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,700
你有自己的生意

370
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,827
-我們得讓你重返情場
-對,跟你說

371
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:30,916
其實我們覺得你和卡薇爾小姐共進晚餐
是好事一樁

372
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,459
她就住隔壁

373
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,920
沒有女人會想和我共進晚餐

374
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:36,797
你們看我

375
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:41,969
不會啦,你打扮一下一定會很帥的

376
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:43,762
喬許,對不對?

377
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,639
喬許,對嗎?

378
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:46,932
沒錯

379
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,737
卡薇爾小姐,妳今晚打扮得真美

380
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,531
杜利,她是不是很漂亮?

381
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,658
我把我的剁肉刀帶來了

382
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:06,618
很好

383
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:11,957
好好看喔,真的,好閃亮又好...大

384
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,044
卡薇爾小姐,妳今天過得好嗎?

385
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,173
糟透了,那些小鬼頭一直煩我

386
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:22,676
老是在說:“我們好餓,我們好累
我的頭髮掉了”

387
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:24,928
真是夠了

388
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,222
我老是掉頭髮

389
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,058
我也沒抱怨啊

390
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,187
就是說嘛,謝謝

391
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,774
但還是要給他們東西吃吧
如果他們肚子餓的話

392
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,570
天啊,這倒提醒我一件事

393
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,488
-大家來享用餐點吧
-對...來吃吧

394
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,408
-看看這個,超美的
-對,好的

395
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:55,125
我喜歡胃口好的男人

396
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,669
來,我幫你

397
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,179
感激不盡

398
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,766
我記不得上一次有人替我切肉...

399
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,310
是什麼時候了

400
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,481
這把刀很好用

401
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,692
妳握得很好

402
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,695
這值得我來敬一杯

403
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,375
他們怎麼那麼可愛?

404
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,043
真不敢相信我們辦到了

405
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,046
-感覺真好
-對,真的

406
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,466
我今晚和妳過得很開心

407
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,134
真的嗎?

408
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,219
我也是

409
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,015
先生,謝謝你請我吃晚餐

410
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:54,184
還借我這把刀

411
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,980
妳留著用吧

412
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,233
我有很多把

413
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,861
天啊,謝謝

414
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:09,658
先生,你要不要進來喝杯睡前酒?

415
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,119
-進屋去嗎?
-只是喝一杯

416
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:16,874
孤兒們晚上都被鎖在小屋
但我可以叫醒他們

417
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:19,084
我訓練小泰米顧酒吧

418
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,090
好啊,謝謝

419
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,976
而且城鎮另一邊的大超市
把供應商的肉都買光了

420
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,728
所以我的店無肉可買

421
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,647
我也沒辦法

422
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,984
太過分了吧,我以後不跟他們買東西了

423
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,235
沒關係啦

424
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,198
光是要餵飽這些孤兒,妳肯定就很忙了

425
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:53,952
他們全是糟糕透頂的小鬼
而且從沒謝過我

426
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,037
真是不應該

427
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,998
他們會故意惡作劇

428
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:01,043
把我的琴酒換成水

429
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,461
吐在我的鞋子裡

430
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:03,795
還因為肺炎而奄奄一息

431
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,714
-討厭鬼
-害人精

432
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:08,217
如果可以的話,我真想擺脫他們

433
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,428
噁心死了

434
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,639
出去...

435
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:18,185
妳這裡的孤兒太多,而我的肉太少

436
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:22,064
人生就像一坨屎

437
00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:27,402
大家都在笑我們踩到屎滑倒

438
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,280
是啊,親愛的

439
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,289
不如這樣,如果我能擺脫幾個孤兒

440
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:43,043
而你也能有肉可賣呢?

441
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,673
妳這是什麼意思?

442
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:50,092
布萊特先生...

443
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:51,510
我跟你說個好消息

444
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,053
我有幾隻小白鴿

445
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,055
可愛的小嫩芽就在這裡

446
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,475
我要讓你見見他們

447
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,769
先生,來看看喔,歡迎蒞臨布萊特肉舖

448
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:03,105
今天想買什麼肉?

449
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,859
有火腿嗎?

450
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:09,069
感謝山姆

451
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,238
小牛肉呢?

452
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,824
有,多虧了卡蜜兒

453
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,243
-腎臟?
-席妮

454
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,619
-腹肉?
-凱莉

455
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,621
-小羊肉?
-就找潘

456
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,957
可以搭配果醬或薄荷凍

457
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,126
我要來點牛絞肉

458
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:26,503
哎呀,先生,你真走運

459
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:30,132
你喜歡哪一個?這裡有派蒂和查克可以選

460
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:38,307
-有沒有羊肉?
-就找莎頓吧

461
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:43,687
-或許來點肥肝?
-看哪,法蘭薩來了

462
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,939
-波隆那香腸?
-東尼

463
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,774
-薩拉米香腸?
-湯米

464
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:51,612
我們還有一位魯賓,若你喜歡燻牛肉

465
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:55,199
-有沒有肉餡?
-由於目前正在缺肉

466
00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:58,160
所以我們改賣文斯,直接用刀割下他的...

467
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,622
卡薇爾小姐,別這樣,這裡有小孩

468
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,165
他們也待不久了

469
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:06,710
對,因為我們要殺了他們
把他們當作肉品來賣

470
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:10,964
嘿

471
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,925
沒有爸爸

472
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,719
沒有媽媽

473
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,514
但他們傷心嗎?

474
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:21,433
悶悶不樂嗎?

475
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:25,646
不,他們面對邪惡又刻薄的世界

476
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:28,190
臉上帶著你見過最甜美的笑容

477
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:31,652
他們真的可以吃

478
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:33,904
好吃

479
00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,866
-做得很好
-做得很好

480
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,536
-這真稀奇
-這真稀奇

481
00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:43,205
-日復一日
-日復一日

482
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:46,208
-碗櫥空蕩蕩
-真的空蕩蕩

483
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,336
在這些小可愛變瘦之前

484
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,589
我覺得真的該把他們做成晚餐

485
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:55,634
他們真的可以吃

486
00:27:55,634 --> 00:28:00,097
-吃晚餐囉
-小心,好危險

487
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,850
我們或許賣相不好

488
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,394
但我們美味可口

489
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,063
我們無意冒犯

490
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:10,774
但事實就是我們美味無比

491
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:15,529
蛋糕和糖果都沒我們甜美

492
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:19,366
我們真的可以吃

493
00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:26,123
-沒有爸爸
-我們或許賣相不好

494
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:28,792
-沒有媽媽
-但我們美味可口

495
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,211
-但他們傷心嗎?
-我們無意冒犯

496
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,423
-悶悶不樂嗎?好沮喪
-但事實就是我們美味無比

497
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:37,926
不,他們面對邪惡又刻薄的世界

498
00:28:37,926 --> 00:28:40,637
臉上帶著你見過最甜美的笑容

499
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:43,640
他們真的可以吃

500
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:19,092
-當日子困頓
-當日子困頓

501
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,637
-就得湊合著過
-就得湊合著過

502
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,431
-沒有豬油?
-沒有豬油?

503
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:27,100
-試試瑪莉露
-也試試她哥哥

504
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:30,020
對,當你少了一樣重要食材

505
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,981
就找應急的替代品

506
00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:35,150
他們真的夠用

507
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:38,111
雖然有點柴

508
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:43,492
他們真的可以吃

509
00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:49,456
可以吃

510
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,000
吃啊,給我吃

511
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,046
看看他們

512
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:57,589
他們好開心喔

513
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,259
好,我不想自信過頭

514
00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:03,637
但真的開始有幸福結局的氛圍了

515
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:05,556
我們做得很好

516
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,770
過世了...

517
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:13,856
所以跟爸爸聊個天

518
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,691
跟爸爸聊一聊

519
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:18,193
難過的時候,他會安慰你

520
00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:21,029
他不是模範父親,但你需要療傷

521
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:24,324
所以跟爸爸聊個天,現在就跟爸爸聊一聊

522
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:30,330
跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

523
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,415
就是現在

524
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:36,086
我認識的瘋子藍尼是這樣的

525
00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:39,006
他當年沒什麼錢,其實是根本沒有錢

526
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:42,092
他的有錢老爹要幫他

527
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,012
但藍尼說他不要那筆錢

528
00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:47,931
幾個月過去,他昏死在溝渠裡

529
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,976
靠得夠近時,會聽到他嘟囔著說

530
00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:56,023
嘰哩咕嚕...爸爸

531
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:57,149
所以...

532
00:30:57,149 --> 00:31:00,152
跟爸爸聊個天,跟爸爸聊一聊

533
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,654
難過的時候,他會安慰你

534
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:05,407
他曾丟下你一個人,但或許他已成長

535
00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:07,159
所以跟爸爸聊個天

536
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:08,869
跟爸爸聊一聊

537
00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:11,747
你可能會活得比他久

538
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:14,791
所以你真的得原諒他

539
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:17,711
他搞不好是個殺人狂

540
00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:20,589
但你們倆血濃於水

541
00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:23,467
你可能會活得比他久

542
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,595
所以你真的得原諒他

543
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:29,556
他搞不好是個殺人狂

544
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:32,518
但你們倆血濃於水

545
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:35,562
-嘟比...
-跟爸爸聊個天

546
00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,648
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