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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(舒密加哥)

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(通緝,祖殊史堅拿,謀殺)

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被人找很不錯

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除非有所代價

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祖殊以巴士逃出,做錯了嗎?請討論

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而瑪莉莎找到了線索

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舒古啲嘟

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波比,猜猜怎麼樣?

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我找到了那個死去歌女艾詩的記事本

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對,你叫我周圍八卦之後
我在她的更衣室找到的

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總之她在記事本上寫了一個地址

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我應該過去嗎?我應該去那地址吧?

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{\an8}也許你先看看這個

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慢著,點解他被通緝?

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你的愛人,我的客戶,簡稱“祖殊”

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決定逃獄來增加我的工作難度

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甚麼?點解他要這樣做?
他在哪裏?你找到他嗎?

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我沒甚麼是做不到

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除了悶親人或者著甚麼西裝都不好看

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別擔心,我會在明天審訊前找到他

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噢,不好了
你是情緒激動還是患上了甚麼傳染病?

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我希望是後者

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對不起

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有事有事

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我是說...沒事沒事

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我不太擅長安慰人

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我是被無情的父母養大

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只是...過去幾年所有事情都很難捱

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現在我們來到這裏
然後又發生了這樣的事

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我覺得我應該說一些安慰的說話

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但實情是你老公這樣愚蠢地越獄
是傷害自己

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我當然是個出色的律師

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但現在我要讓他無罪就難得多了

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我只希望能做點甚麼來幫他

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有的,追蹤那線索,找出真兇
那可能是他唯一的機會

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我會盡力
我只是...我真的希望祖殊沒事

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早晨,祖殊晨光

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要新鮮果汁嗎?珠子呢?

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裝飾頭髮的花花呢?

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我的頭髮?

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天啊,我常常發這樣的夢

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今年是哪一年?

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我在哪裏?

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慢著,這是垃圾場嗎?

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一個人的垃圾場是另一個人的烏托邦

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陶輝

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祖殊,歡迎你來到我們的公社
我們的聚集地,我們群體之家

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對,我嫲嫲在這些地方死去的

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這是甚麼一回事?
我們安全嗎?警察在追捕我們嗎?

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哎呀,警察時刻都在追捕我們

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那職業吸引和獎勵欺凌者

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祖殊,你似乎好擔心

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你沒有嗎?我們逃獄了

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瑪莉莎可能嚇壞了

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這樣我看起來身有屎

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我上巴士時究竟在想甚麼?

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我覺得你壓力很大,祖殊
真的很大,是真的嗎?

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說實話,沒錯

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最近生活有點難捱,不論是工作還是在家

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祖殊,你太擔心、太攰和太大壓力了

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你需要放開自己
融入人生和脫離傳統社會思想

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是時候舉行加入部落儀式

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不了,謝謝

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-我不是太喜歡加入組織
-別擔心

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只是慶祝我們還活著和在一起

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你可說得具體一點嗎?

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福比哇比碌比,里索、查查、杜迪

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福比碌比詭異,佐科和肯力基

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加入宇宙大合唱

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向全新的世界敞開心扉

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是時候縱情於啟示,向苦難致敬

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宇宙相信你

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-我們也是
-非常好,但是...

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世上充滿貧窮、戰爭和不公義

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偏執、仇恨、貪婪和恐懼

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太多人死在街頭,爭奪一口食物

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答案很清楚

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所以聽清楚

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大家都要剝光豬

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-對不起,甚麼?
-回到出生時的模樣

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這是必須的?

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唯一的方法就是愛的革命

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一起回到最初

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回到那一天

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回到出生時的模樣

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一定要...剝光豬

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我們一齊除衫

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我們每一個人

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但如果我們樂於穿著衣服又怎辦?

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你們絕對會破例

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不行,現在是時候讓所有男女

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-獲得裸體態度
-獲得裸體態度

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-我們讓一切都露出來
-讓一切都露出來

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-甚至是賓周仔
-甚麼?

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-大家都要剝光豬
-噢嘩,我們要剝光豬

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-回到出生時的模樣
-噢...嘩

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回到出生的那天

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-唯一的方法
-也許不是

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就是愛的革命

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一起回到最初

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回到那一天

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回到出生時的模樣

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不如我們妥協一下,衣服是選擇性穿著?

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一定要...剝光豬

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-一定要...剝光豬
-花花也不著褲

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-一定要剝光豬
-我們點解要...

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-好嘢...
-要剝光豬

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要剝光豬

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不...

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我見到很多令我很擔心的痣

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歡迎來到快街,舒密加哥的陰暗面

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流氓、廢人之家

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還有偶爾多管閒事的死八婆

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{\an8}(葛維小姐孤兒之家)

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{\an8}走吧,話多的麻煩鬼
你不能自己去做別的事情嗎?

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但我們想學串字和計數

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是嗎?我也想要對大波

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還有整個浴缸都是法國肥皂泡
而不是自家製氈酒

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但我們無法控制自己的命運,對吧?

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-唏
-嘩

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很不同,但還是很衰格

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嗨,我來找...

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小姐,早晨

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看起來靚靚,又有點孤單

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似乎你需要一個孩子,或者兩、三個

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價錢實惠

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但如果你要尋找頑童

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我有你正需要的,不過先旨聲明

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跟你講清楚,他們並不好

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他們也不懂欣賞
他們可能是全鎮最衰的孩子

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那你是賣孤兒的?

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而我

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我只是一個有自己需要的女人

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我想做一些不當的行為

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跟某某人

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不過,我是個從沒機會享受

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讓人成為母親的那種活動

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某程度上我卻好似成為了一個母親

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而我被細路和百厭鬼包圍

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玩公仔的女孩,玩波的男孩

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我很喜歡這些可愛的孩子

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珍貴的小鬼,請你看一眼

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實情是我有好多細路

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噢,的確這個可能生了蝨

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這個會玩骰仔,這個又食老鼠

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捉到他兩、三次了

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實情是他們並不是太好

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完全不值這個價錢

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所以如果你接受我的建議

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你要遠離全鎮最衰的孩子

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對,不好意思,我不是來找孤兒的

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真的嗎?因為你這個年紀
不是養貓就是種植物

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而這兩種東西到你年老的時候
也不會照顧你

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不,我在找這個地址,快街17號

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當然了

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一個很特別的人在那裏住

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非常善良的人

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屠夫杜利白禮

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他可以隨時分爽腩給我
他的舖頭就在那裏

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(幾乎每日,新鮮切肉)

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你別嘗試做傻事

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不然我就摙死你,直至你斷氣

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我講笑而已

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對,這個...謝謝你

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我很討厭自己現時的處境

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祖殊,在你面頰上畫完這個哈哈笑之後

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你正式加入了我們的部族

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-好
-有甚麼問題嗎?

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我可以再畫一次

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-眼睛總是畫不好
-不是,只是...

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只是這個畫花臉、剝光豬

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還有跟別人很親密的環境
其實我不太喜歡

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祖殊,我們的部落不只是這樣
我們也會對抗社會的不公義

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例如對付奧堤維斯克拉特
和他邪惡的電力公司

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噓

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-奧堤維斯克拉特
-他是衰人

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-污染環境
-沒錯

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讓員工置身惡劣的工作環境

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-冷血
-好吧

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過奢華生活,但付很少人工

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捉到正

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祖殊,但對抗強權並不容易

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我們多個月來一直脫光光
然後又宣揚寓言

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但不知怎地,甚麼都沒有改變

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也許有其他更有效的抗議方法

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似乎有人需要學習寓言的威力

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-我向你肯定,我不需要
-還有社群的價值

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-小羊
-好嘢

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小羊...迷途小孤羊

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-現在又怎麼了?
-小羊...

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迷途小孤羊

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-小羊...迷途小孤羊
-謝謝,感謝大家

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{\an8}從前有一隻小羊

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牠被冷血的牧羊人關在籠子內
遠離其他的羊

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我不想自己一個

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不好了,我已經好憎這表演

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然後有一天

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善良牧羊人遇見這小孤羊並可憐牠

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善良牧羊人邀請小孤羊回到他的羊群

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羊仔,我認為這是一段美麗友誼的開始

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-好吧
-但很快

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冷血牧羊人發現他的小羊不見了

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一隻河馬、兩隻河馬...

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唏,等等

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與此同時,小孤羊也努力在新羊群中求存

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搞掂了,媽媽,我成功了

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00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:16,009
所以當冷血牧羊人前來接回
他走失了的小羊

209
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,386
善良牧羊人跟他說

210
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,429
你出局了

211
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,766
所以當小羊決定留在新羊群身邊

212
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:27,604
牠學習到在社群中找到力量和快樂

213
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,815
你是個好人,對不對?

214
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,110
你口袋中的是手杖
還是你只是很開心可以放牧我?

215
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,696
這是我聽過最荒謬的寓言

216
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,033
聽完真的想自盡

217
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,620
你覺得點樣?

218
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:45,873
你們真的成功了

219
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,333
充滿力量

220
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,961
-你們的模仿...
-怎樣?

221
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,505
真的是非常接近

222
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,260
但老實說,我其實更擔心瑪莉莎

223
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,971
她一定在擔心我,想知道我好不好

224
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,307
你們真的很好,但我要去找她

225
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,766
祖殊

226
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,686
你是通緝犯,你不能到處去

227
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,440
讓我們的族民去找她
傳遞這個好消息給她吧

228
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,525
-雅歷斯
-好嘢

229
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,903
一切都不會有事

230
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,448
我知道有甚麼可以令你開心點

231
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:22,451
誰又想再剝光豬?

232
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,712
你好

233
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:36,465
你不認識我

234
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:40,093
不過我算是認識你,另一個版本的你

235
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,638
早晨,太太,餓嗎?

236
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,139
-要香腸嗎?
-不用了

237
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,434
可以給你一條腸嗎?兩條定三條?

238
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,561
價錢合理

239
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:53,315
我承認大部分都是磨坊主的填充物

240
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,817
沒甚麼可以燒烤、烘烤或油炸

241
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,654
想知道點解這是我的產品

242
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,531
他們拿出來的肉又硬又乾

243
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:06,912
對,它們可能是全鎮最衰的香腸

244
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,165
所以,不用了,謝謝,我是瑪莉莎

245
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:13,752
其實我不是來買肉,不過因為,所以...

246
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,338
有個朋友的朋友,又或者...不是...

247
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,091
-我有個在生的朋友,她有位已逝...
-好,講重點

248
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,969
我朋友的室友叫艾詩,現在艾詩死了

249
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,512
你的地址在她的記事本上

250
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,889
所以我過來看看你是否認識她,又或者...

251
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,641
你知道些甚麼,不過...

252
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,725
怎樣也好,我...

253
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,603
我希望你跟我聊天的時候
可以放低切肉刀

254
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,938
這樣的請求可以嗎?

255
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,317
你說艾詩死了?

256
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,195
對,我很遺憾

257
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,866
她是你的女友,還是你的女兒?你的...

258
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,158
艾詩是...

259
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,996
我女兒的室友

260
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,874
你的女兒是珍妮嗎?

261
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,299
艾詩對我很好

262
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,344
她偶爾會關心我,告訴我珍妮的近況

263
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,265
點解你不能自己去關心珍妮近況?

264
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,392
我有自己的原因

265
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,145
這不是甚麼開心的故事

266
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:25,574
從前有個有妻有女的屠夫

267
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:32,998
然後有個有錢人引領他們
把他們當作待宰的羔羊般

268
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,002
他嘗試搶去屠夫之妻

269
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:40,172
她拒絕時,他把她殺死

270
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:45,761
將罪責推到屠夫身上
而當層夫坐監的時候

271
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,764
他的女兒成年了

272
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:53,185
被迫在台上表演

273
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,980
而且講清楚

274
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,025
這個故事中

275
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:04,780
那屠夫就是我

276
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:11,370
但那個有錢人要為他的罪付出代價

277
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,332
而這次,勝利的人會是杜利

278
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:19,169
尚未償還的債

279
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:23,173
所以我的路線是為了血和刀而設

280
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:27,219
死亡、甜美的死亡會帶來歡慰

281
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:32,057
從痛苦和激情中,還有內疚和悲傷中

282
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,855
我會回應感召

283
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,775
㨃冧全部人

284
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:47,364
㨃冧全部人

285
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,579
首先,不好了

286
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,667
但是我也很遺憾
你遇上這樣的事情,白禮先生

287
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,421
他們很快就會後悔
對我老婆黛絲做這樣的事

288
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,674
那個有錢佬和他的同黨

289
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,096
那麼,那個有錢佬
是不是奧堤維斯克拉特?

290
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,473
你認識他嗎?

291
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,976
天啊

292
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:20,480
如果克拉特殺了你老婆
我相信也是他殺死艾詩

293
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,443
那晚他也在夜總會,我們坐在他的桌上

294
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,777
我要告訴警方

295
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,571
警方

296
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:32,117
他們一定不會關心
整個警局都是克拉特的爪牙

297
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,913
讓我的切肉刀更有理由伸張正義

298
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,334
我稱它為我的公義肉刀

299
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,793
好名

300
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:47,508
聽著,白禮先生
我不能幫你實行復仇計劃,而我...

301
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,385
我絕對不容忍“㨃冧全部人”

302
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:54,056
我覺得也許你可以考慮其他方法

303
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,099
在你大開殺戒之前

304
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,479
也許你可以聯絡珍妮,跟她說出真相

305
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,397
讓她看看我現在的模樣?

306
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:08,779
破碎、失敗,只剩下從前的軀殼

307
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,781
不行

308
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,742
我無法忍受不可避免的拒絕

309
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:22,084
珍妮不知道我已出獄和回到鎮上
她永遠都不能知道

310
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:23,877
知道

311
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,548
總之我替你看顧她吧

312
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,133
你會為我這樣做?

313
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:32,970
點解?

314
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:37,391
就說你讓我想起一個老朋友吧

315
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,981
但同時,你就不要殺任何人,好嗎?

316
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,567
至少在我回來之前別這樣做
我很快就會回來

317
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,861
我不阻你了,你的牛胸肉...

318
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,279
天啊

319
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,490
你真的要給鉸鍊上潤滑油

320
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,117
嗨,你好,你是瑪莉莎嗎?

321
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,618
是啊

322
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,120
我前來傳遞祖殊的訊息

323
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,788
慢著,祖殊?他在哪裏?

324
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,166
-他想你知道他沒事
-他在哪裏?我要見他

325
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:04,960
恕我直言

326
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,255
我覺得你留在這裏會正得多

327
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,050
我不同意,不戴胸圍的生日小丑

328
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,677
你快帶我去見他

329
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:20,559
我不知道這麵包裏面有甚麼

330
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:26,148
但我好奇怪地覺得一切都很好

331
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:31,195
-祖殊,這就是部落的魔法
-還有米高放到麵包中的魔法

332
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:35,032
-還有米高放到麵包中的魔法
-誰?我嗎?

333
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,828
嘩,你好

334
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,207
完全不意外

335
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:46,502
唏,小瑪,你來了

336
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,212
你這可是全新的打扮

337
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:51,298
我加入了部落,我現在有頭髮了,是真的

338
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,301
我很替你和你的新頭髮高興

339
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,928
我也很高興你現在安全

340
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,890
因為你究竟在想甚麼?你竟然越獄?

341
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,768
好吧,沒錯,那是犯下大錯

342
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,312
但他們全部人都想我這樣做

343
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,857
所以當下我就被他們說服了

344
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,527
嬉皮士真的很有說服力

345
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,403
好吧,只想話你知

346
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,865
我一直努力找出殺死艾詩的真兇

347
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,825
-對
-而這段時候你就嗨大了

348
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:23,080
跟這些花花人,我是說...
我錯過了雜交嗎?

349
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,500
沒有...

350
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,377
沒錯

351
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:33,090
但那不是真的雜交,只是大家剝光豬

352
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,009
但比較似是更衣室光著身那樣

353
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,680
-就是...
-對不起,我搞禍了

354
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,765
但我現在很清醒

355
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,726
我很明白甚麼有風險

356
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,855
我不會再發癲,行嗎?

357
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,649
-好吧,對,隨便你,好了
-對,你是最好的,嗯

358
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:51,775
那個死板是誰?

359
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,653
唏,各位

360
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:58,073
我想向大家介紹我老婆瑪莉莎

361
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,741
我不老

362
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,159
嗨,你好

363
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,621
謝謝你們照顧祖殊,我老公

364
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,251
好,我只是...我絕對不是...我並不死板

365
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,171
-試試我們的魔法麵包
-不,謝謝

366
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,256
-我不吃魔法麵包了
-我吃一點

367
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,091
-不,你也不用吃
-不

368
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,467
我一點也不吃

369
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762
不是因為我不有型
好嗎? 因為我好有型

370
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,640
你知道嗎?其實我有個想法

371
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:27,561
說到讓一切都暴露出來,對吧?

372
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,479
好的,你懂的

373
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,482
對啊,我現在就脫,沒錯

374
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,068
正啊,猜猜怎樣?

375
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,948
那是68蚊的鋼圈胸罩

376
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,910
但你們知道嗎?
有時候就是要說:“算了吧”

377
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,162
是但,對不對?沒錯

378
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,914
邊個同意我?她同意吧?

379
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,665
-你
-沒錯

380
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,878
說到難頂,我不是說
平時抽大麻時那種難頂

381
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,882
你知道嗎?
我根本不在乎你們是否喜歡我,好嗎?

382
00:20:56,882 --> 00:21:01,136
因為這裏不是高中
我不需要成為你們的白癡俱樂部一分子

383
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,388
我是來找回我老公

384
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:07,559
好讓他可以明天審訊之前,向警方自首

385
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,102
對吧?祖殊

386
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,774
沒錯,對不起,各位

387
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,150
有事要做

388
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,904
-我們會想念你的
-你們啊

389
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,783
祖殊,祝你上庭順利

390
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,243
謝謝你,陶輝

391
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:27,746
我希望你找到那“通往邊度的門廊”

392
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,875
-兄弟,我愛你
-我愛你

393
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,169
-我愛你
-太好了

394
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,422
我覺得這個擁抱好長

395
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:38,924
來吧

396
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,300
哎呀

397
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,094
各位,再見

398
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:46,515
-再次感謝你們相伴
-再見,祖殊

399
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,435
還有謝謝你們的毒品

400
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:52,855
-好
-再見

401
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,858
-不對,唏,這邊
-我們走這邊

402
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,945
(舒密加哥法院)

403
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,033
當然是他做的

404
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:09,496
他剛進入這城市
然後突然間手上就沾上那歌女的血?

405
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:13,834
不就是嘛,身有屎的人才會越獄

406
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,088
爵士樂

407
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,175
(他“可能”有罪)

408
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,262
好了,我感覺這不是公平的審訊

409
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,471
嗨

410
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,392
嗨

411
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,519
-波比在哪裏?
-我不知道

412
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,730
我要告訴她,真兇是克拉特

413
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,362
-嘩
-嘩

414
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,868
對不起,我遲到了,希望沒有人...

415
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,415
反對

416
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,877
法官閣下,我可以前去法官席嗎?

417
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,712
我希望你會

418
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,589
看好了,細路

419
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:19,525
如果這樣會令法庭滿意,而我知道我會

420
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:22,945
有些事情我必須要說明

421
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:29,159
我聽說過有個報導,我發誓那不是真的

422
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:33,455
關於我成功的秘密

423
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:39,253
所以我來到講清楚

424
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:42,881
我只用了兩種方法

425
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:47,511
幫我打官司

426
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:53,225
鐘聲和口哨聲會讓他們無罪

427
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,019
雖然純粹主義者會嗤之以鼻

428
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,440
你們只需要鐘聲和口哨聲

429
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,860
來贏下官司

430
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:06,947
雖然其他法官或說你可恥

431
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,449
檢控,他們可以休息

432
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,785
深信他們已經盡了力

433
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:14,246
然後我開始吹奏,開始敲打

434
00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,999
又一個平凡人避過絞刑

435
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:21,545
你們只需要鐘聲和口哨聲

436
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:25,924
加上全面的法律知識

437
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:29,219
(證物A)

438
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,472
{\an8}(證物B)

439
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,143
{\an8}(證物C)

440
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,149
(無罪)

441
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,498
加上全面的

442
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,583
法律...

443
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,919
感謝法官和陪審團

444
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:04,046
我會嘗試簡單講,因為我知道你們都忙

445
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:05,923
我的客戶,被告祖殊亞史堅拿醫生

446
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,133
他只是帶親愛的太太去夜總會吃晚飯

447
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,927
他無意碰到死者艾詩小姐的遺體

448
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:12,095
你或會妄下結論,其實你並不需要這樣做

449
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,931
表面證據雖然有大量

450
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,141
將會被明確而且無可置疑地
證明是間接的

451
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:18,018
證詞是道聽途說,更散發報復味道

452
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,937
現在甚麼也沒有,只有惡意的檢控

453
00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:23,482
唯一的方法是宣判無罪

454
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:30,948
你們只需要鐘聲和口哨聲

455
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:35,452
加上在大學學習的那種全面知識

456
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:43,293
全面的法律知識

457
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,091
我希望裁決將會是一致

458
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:57,391
-陪審團需要時間考慮嗎?
-絕對不用,法官閣下

459
00:25:57,391 --> 00:26:00,936
我們陪審團一致同意波比費蘭根令人驚嘆

460
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,355
而祖殊史堅拿所有罪名不成立

461
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:06,149
休庭

462
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,610
我會為此乾杯

463
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:12,489
我們成功了,你自由了

464
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,035
這是快樂結局,我們得到快樂結局了

465
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,579
沒錯,你說得對

466
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,456
在別的事情發生之前快點離開吧

467
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,508
(竟然無罪)

468
00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:41,018
你發誓人人會怪罪到他身上
你可以輕易地陷害他

469
00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:45,647
但是你的陰謀全都白費了

470
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,608
-對不起,克拉特先生
-我們盡力了

471
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:51,737
點解我身邊都是白癡?

472
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:57,326
不跟隨我規矩的蠢人和女人

473
00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:01,914
首先是屠夫老婆,然後是艾詩維爾

474
00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:06,877
點解我搵老婆總會失敗?

475
00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:12,382
噢,親愛的上帝

476
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:17,095
點解你令我這麼難得到愛?

477
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:21,975
點解我愛上不愛我的女人?

478
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:25,979
我只愛不愛我的女人

479
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:30,317
我必須擁有不愛我的女人

480
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:36,448
這樣總是悲劇收場

481
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:51,046
這個嘛...也許我們找到個絕佳人選

482
00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:56,301
我必須說她非常吸引,這個瑪莉莎史堅拿

483
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,137
我相信她本姓為金寶

484
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:04,768
也許這一切最後會有好結果

485
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:09,231
也許這個會比其他聰明

486
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:14,820
而我不再孤單

487
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:19,533
也許我們可以一石二鳥

488
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:24,997
也許我們可以一石二鳥...

489
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:29,918
一石二鳥

490
00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,131
福比哇比碌比

491
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:36,508
里索、查查、杜迪

492
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,844
福比碌比詭異

493
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:41,680
佐科和肯力基

494
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,059
加入宇宙大合唱

495
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:50,397
向全新的世界敞開心扉

496
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:55,819
是時候縱情於啟示,向苦難致敬

497
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,947
宇宙相信你

498
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,616
我們也是

499
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:05,704
世上充滿貧窮、戰爭和不公義

500
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:09,499
偏執、仇恨、貪婪和恐懼

501
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:14,922
太多人死在街頭,爭奪一口食物

502
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:18,008
答案很清楚

503
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,468
所以聽清楚

504
00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:24,681
-大家都要剝光豬
-我們要剝光豬

505
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:30,020
-回到出生時的模樣
-回到出生的那天

506
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:33,899
唯一的方法就是愛的革命

507
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:36,360
一起回到最初

508
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,111
回到那一天

509
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,156
回到出生時的模樣

510
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:48,664
一定要...剝光豬

511
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:51,333
一定要剝光豬

512
00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:55,671
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