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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(離開舒密加頓後十秒)

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這是他的腳仔

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痛嗎?

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好吧,這樣有點意思

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好了,來幫你們懷孕吧

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這是她的腳仔

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痛嗎?

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我想要布甸

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有人說“粟米布甸”嗎?

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沒有人說“粟米布甸”

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對,沒錯,我知道

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對,對不起,我...不好意思

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史堅拿醫生,你說會治好我兒子的膝頭

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你現在點睇?看起來似是治好了嗎?

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-漢克,我們談過了
-沒有...

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我跟你說過手術成功的機會只有一半

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我跟你說過手術成功的機會只有一半

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跟法官講吧,因為我要告到你甩褲

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你要踎監了,監躉醫生

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好吧

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這是腳部

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有兩隻

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痛嗎?

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-你好,瑪莉莎
-嗨,史利榮斯基太太

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你好嗎?很久沒見

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我去了加州探望孫兒

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現在其中一個是基的

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-真好
-似乎你有好消息

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是仔定女?

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兩者都不是,我其實沒有懷孕

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但我們在努力

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那麼...我...

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沒關係

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對,那...你好好散步

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怎麼了?

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我不知道

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只是...我們應該更快樂,你明白嗎?

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那是腳部

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那是腳部

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那是腳部

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那是腳部

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很不幸這次週期並沒有成功

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不過你們想的話,我們可以再試

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之後...

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我們能預計溫度將會...

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唏

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唏

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所以我在想

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我知道聽起來好黐線,但如果我們...

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-好
-好?

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真希望不會碰見別人
我們看起來十足黐線

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可能我們真的是黐線

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我覺得是在這附近看到那條橋

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噢,對啊,我記得這棵樹

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你記得這棵樹?兩年前的樹?

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我真的想找到它

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不,我...別擔心,我們會找到的,好吧

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我有預感

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是這一邊

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-絕對是,對,我同意,沒錯
-對,沒錯

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也許我們不該再找它

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也許是那些只能去一次
然後再也無法回去的地方

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好似連鎖健身室那樣

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不騙你,我真心質疑我們這身打扮

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對,但別放棄

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沒錯,這就是舒密加頓精神

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我們永遠都不會找到

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舒密加頓,你在何處?

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我們應該在天黑之前回去

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是甚麼?

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慘了

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對

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爆呔,好極了

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我們有士啤呔吧?

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我不知道,我又不了解車
你都知道的,我...

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你不需要了解車

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你不需要了解車

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-才知道有沒有士啤呔
-慢著

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那是甚麼?

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聽起來似是管風琴,是音樂

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是音樂

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好了,別太興奮,好嗎?

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-但是音樂啊,來吧
-好,好吧

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我們成功了

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“舒密加哥”

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(歡迎來到舒密加哥)

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噢...

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搞甚...

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若你的人生很乏味

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令你渴望得到更多

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放下你的名牌大學學位

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你的工作和你的錢

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現在是時候改變你的想法

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舒密加啲嘟

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有一個值得探索的世界

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每道門後面也新奇刺激

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每道門後面也新奇刺激

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有歌有舞

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充滿性愛,沒有浪漫

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我們這一切應有盡有,完全只屬你

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歡迎來到舒密加哥

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我們夢幻的鬧劇

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神秘又神奇,結局又傷悲

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歡迎來到

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舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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這是市長,唏,市長先生

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我不覺得那是市長

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老婆,當然是了

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市長先生,我們是祖殊和瑪莉莎
我們回來了

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夠了,難道你會跟
《歡樂音樂妙無窮》的福斯特揮手

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只因為你記得
她在《仙樂美人》的演出嗎?

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應該不會

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這不是舒密加頓,這是舒密加哥

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這代表那個人不是市長,他是別的角色

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舞台上成名的夢想

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舞台上成名的夢想

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由憤怒所支配的復仇

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充滿慾望的女人

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不該信任的男人

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不想死去的孤兒

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舒密加啲唉

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尋求生命的意義

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結束這一切的紛爭

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基於貪婪的制度

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還有成功的好人

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而且有人會被電瓜

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歡迎來到舒密加哥

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我們夢幻的鬧劇

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查一下吧

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神秘又神奇

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結局又傷悲

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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-好吧
-我真的好鍾意

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-拜託你自制一下吧
-好吧

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-拜託你自制一下吧
-好吧

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青豆和甘筍

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好,甚麼?對不起
你們可以別同時說話嗎?

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-因為我們不明白
-我們想要明白

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歡迎來到舒密加哥

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我們夢幻的鬧劇

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神秘又神奇

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結局又傷悲

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到...

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歡迎來到...

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歡迎來到

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舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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舒密加哥

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噢...

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謝謝...

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謝謝...

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-那我們...對
-對

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謝謝,女士們、先生們,你們太有心了

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不,真的,謝謝

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今晚的消遣活動
我們呈獻祖殊和瑪莉莎的故事

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一對典型已婚夫婦
面對典型存在危機的故事

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前來尋找最難以尋獲的寶藏

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快樂

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他在跟誰說話?

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在某個年代

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很多音樂劇都有旁白
而不是直接表現出故事

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好吧

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對不起,請繼續

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噢,真的嗎?得到你批准了嗎?

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不好了,他很易忟

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不要,別激嬲旁白

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祖殊和瑪莉莎嘗試回到舒密加頓尋找答案

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但眾所周知,是不可能回去舒密加頓

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所以現在我們的主角

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既迷失,又失去方向和很失望

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既迷失,又失去方向和很失望

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他們進入了舒密加哥這城市
想要找地方留宿

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很明顯我們進入了下一個時代的音樂劇

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《芝加哥》、《歌廳》、《彼平正傳》

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太好了,我一部都沒看過

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其實我也不太熟悉這些音樂劇

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因為我比較喜歡早期
開心點的音樂劇,你知道嗎?

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也許是因為我八歲時一次不好的經歷

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我爸帶我去看《瘋狂理髮師》

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我們提早離場了

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但我倒記得

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這些音樂劇通常更陰暗,有更多性愛
和暴力場面,還有不完美的押韻

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不完美的押韻?

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是啊,就是拿“時間”和“魚腩”來押韻

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噢,拜託,有甚麼所謂

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很有所謂

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對,的確是,我現在聽出來了

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你看,是舒密加哥酒店

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也許我們該在此留宿

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也許我們該在此留宿

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甚麼?

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你真的想留低嗎?

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你不想嗎?

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我不知道,只是...

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我想要舒密加頓,你明嗎?

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一個樂也融融、色彩繽紛

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而且歌曲也是關於墮入愛河
和美食的地方,不是這裏

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好吧,但我們還是在神奇的地方

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我是說我們成功了

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但講真,我其實更喜歡這裏,你明嗎?

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很偏鋒,似我

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聽著,我們之間有真愛

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我們隨時走人都得

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就留一晚吧

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如果你還是不喜歡
我們可以明天回家,好嗎?

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-好
-謝謝你

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但如果你是想睇波和蘿的話

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唏,我只想蘿你對波

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對,這樣說並不合理

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-當我沒說過
-真希望我可以

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你好,唏

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唏

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嘩,你好

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我剛遇到頭髮很金的人

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我們想要一間房

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我們是外地來的

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果然不是說笑

228
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,769
每小時5毫子,只收現金

229
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:32,437
不

230
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,774
我們其實想留宿一晚,我們要住全晚

231
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,568
3美元,現金

232
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,403
對吧,我拿散銀是對的

233
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,487
你好醒

234
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,530
給你的

235
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,950
那麼你們兩個想搵女仔嗎?

236
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,122
你需要我幫手來答這問題?

237
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:54,543
不是...我只是...不用了,謝謝

238
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,461
真的沒興趣三人行

239
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,840
要找一個我願意跟他同床的人已經很難

240
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:01,967
但她找到他了

241
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,845
我們已經結婚了,已經超過一年

242
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,640
我會為此乾杯

243
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,934
退房時間是早上10點正

244
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,104
謝謝

245
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,815
祝你們有個愉快的晚上

246
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,449
好了,對

247
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,534
這會很好玩的,這是一場冒險

248
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,411
冒險

249
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:33,332
這就好似我放棄不看的
那一季《美國恐怖故事》

250
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,086
我不知道你怎樣想,但我準備好去...

251
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,425
瞓覺

252
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:52,768
對,也許我們輪流企著瞓

253
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:55,812
對不起,親愛的,你們有煙嗎?我煙癮起

254
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,108
你們一定是新來的

255
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,108
你們一定是新來的

256
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,694
對,親愛的
我們這裏成日自出自入大家的房間

257
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,655
我們都不記得大家瞓哪間房

258
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,823
我是珍妮,珍妮賓斯

259
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,992
我是瑪莉莎,他是祖殊

260
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:12,162
我好鍾意你們套衫,真的好正

261
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,039
你覺得我套衫點?

262
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,708
是我其中一位年長男性朋友送的

263
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,253
親愛的,我是最可恥的拜金女

264
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,463
又美麗又靡爛吧?

265
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,548
我不...

266
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:27,719
我們將會是好朋友,我就是知道

267
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,596
而且我看人看得超準

268
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,806
真是從來沒看錯

269
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,851
浮女士說因為我很老成

270
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,895
她一定很了解
畢竟她幾乎50歲,是個老惡婆

271
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,480
50歲也不是這麼老

272
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,400
你們打算留多久?我希望是超久

273
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,903
我們...不,我們還沒決定

274
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,573
噢,不行,但你們要留到永遠

275
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,992
我們一定會玩得很開心,我們三個人

276
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,870
其實你們今晚一定要來看我在夜總會表演

277
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,414
我有首全新的歌曲,一定會好正

278
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,749
如果你們不來,我死給你們看
答應我你們會來

279
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:58,876
以你們的性命來發誓

280
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,252
-答應吧
-對,我們會出現

281
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,252
-答應吧
-對,我們會出現

282
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,630
你們真可愛,你們兩個都是

283
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:08,677
好了,今晚見,再見

284
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,514
我忘了,你們有煙嗎,親愛的?

285
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,099
-沒有
-對不起

286
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,602
其實呢,作為一位歌手,你不應該...

287
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,687
今晚見,再見

288
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,690
竟然有我們在舒密加頓不認識的人

289
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,695
你在說笑嗎?那是貝絲

290
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:28,655
甚麼?

291
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,993
那是貝絲,她只是換了髮色

292
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,287
你肯定嗎?

293
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,499
男人究竟是怎樣負責任何事情?

294
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,377
(克拉特夜總會)

295
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,593
好吧

296
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,901
-有趣的觀眾
-對

297
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,876
我們嚇壞了你嗎?

298
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,628
令你感到不安?

299
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:31,301
我們冒犯了你溫柔的感情嗎?

300
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:35,681
我們違背所有社會規範

301
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:40,602
你看,有個男人著裙

302
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,146
對,我是說

303
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,148
我睇過每季的《變裝皇后騷》,所以...

304
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,275
對,所以...

305
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,694
我們嚇壞了你嗎?

306
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,446
你是否太文雅?

307
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,032
我男女都喜歡

308
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,326
這樣有嚇親你嗎?

309
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,331
其他女仔獲得致謝和貼士

310
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,331
其他女仔獲得致謝和貼士

311
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:06,378
我們卻喜歡被人打屁股和鞭打

312
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,423
不知這肉卷味道如何

313
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,430
有嚇壞你嗎?

314
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,348
我們希望能把你嚇壞

315
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,937
因為我們真的很用心投入這演出

316
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,282
這個你點睇?

317
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,825
我有紋身

318
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,035
-型啊
-有型

319
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,287
這個你又點睇?

320
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,582
我試過性高潮,女性那種

321
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,252
這個你又點睇?

322
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,786
有嚇壞你嗎?

323
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,580
我們希望能把你嚇壞

324
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:27,501
因為我們真的很用心投入這演出

325
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,464
真的很用心投入這演出

326
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:39,847
真的很用心投入這演出...

327
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:44,226
真的很用心投入這演出

328
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:52,526
謝謝...

329
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,444
謝謝

330
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,612
愛瑪

331
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,115
這個你又認得出了?

332
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,616
-有趣
-小瑪

333
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:05,080
女士們、先生們,歡迎來到克拉特夜總會

334
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:05,080
女士們、先生們,歡迎來到克拉特夜總會

335
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,417
在這裏,你可以逃避所有煩憂

336
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:14,381
並享受我們美麗的卡巴萊舞女帶來的歡樂

337
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:19,678
安妮、姬蒂、莫莉、泰絲

338
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:24,349
枇杷、德菲和艾詩

339
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:30,647
現在去換沒那麼舒適的衣服吧,好嗎?

340
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,442
好吧

341
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:37,613
你們要讓位了,快點,現在就走
這張枱是預留給老闆的

342
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,156
我們不知道

343
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,074
不,請別起來

344
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,577
對不起,克拉特先生,我正在移開他們

345
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:44,953
別胡鬧了,女士

346
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,875
我看你們兩個是新來舒密加哥的吧

347
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,878
對,我們今天初來

348
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:56,006
那請做我的賓客吧

349
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,716
-不...
-我們應該嗎?

350
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,429
-三個人擠在一起也行
-過來枱腳這一邊,所以...

351
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,429
-三個人擠在一起也行
-過來枱腳這一邊,所以...

352
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,389
沒其他需要了,浮女士

353
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,682
是的,克拉特先生

354
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,937
我必須道歉,浮女士有時太熱心

355
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,981
-她沒問題,她其實很好
-我不...對

356
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,234
容我自我介紹

357
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:23,242
我的名字是克拉特,奧堤維斯克拉特

358
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,913
幸會,克拉特先生

359
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:32,042
我是祖殊史堅拿,好的,這是我太太

360
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,794
-瑪莉莎金寶
-對

361
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,004
幸會

362
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,591
對,嘩,這夜總會是你的?

363
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,344
沒錯,其實算是興趣而已

364
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,848
我真正熱愛的是力量

365
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,016
電力

366
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:52,145
舒密加哥的所有家庭和商業機構的電力

367
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,106
都是由克拉特發電站提供的

368
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,107
-嘩
-嘩

369
00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:58,902
如我所言,舒密加哥的所有家庭
和商業機構的電力

370
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,030
都是由克拉特發電站提供的

371
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:02,030
都是由克拉特發電站提供的

372
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,241
這句句子真動聽

373
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,786
但我也非常欣賞藝術

374
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,539
以及美麗的東西

375
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:17,337
所以我晚上都會在夜總會
我所擁有的夜總會

376
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,131
-對,沒錯,對
-你說過了,對

377
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:22,467
親愛的,你有沒有任何舞台上的理想?

378
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:27,389
我一直都在找新血

379
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,434
我?不行...

380
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,728
-我是醫生,產科醫生
-沒錯...

381
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
當然了

382
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,482
-不是吧?在這裏也是
-我很遺憾

383
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,359
{\an8}(朱古力)

384
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,069
{\an8}容我失陪

385
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,948
我要去補妝

386
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,038
他似乎幾好人

387
00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:54,625
女士們、先生們

388
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,335
女士們、先生們

389
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:59,046
女士們、先生們

390
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:03,634
我向大家介紹美麗又迷人

391
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:03,634
我向大家介紹美麗又迷人

392
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:08,013
國際巨星,珍妮賓斯

393
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,097
唏

394
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:22,611
我在布魯賽爾過夏天之時

395
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:27,324
我愛上了馬田和他的肌肉

396
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:31,828
每次他騷肌時,我的心肝卜卜跳

397
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,414
可以說

398
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:39,670
我被接下來的事情打敗了

399
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:44,842
原來他的床技不怎麼了

400
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,804
那時候我轉身跟他說

401
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:53,433
我們玩完了

402
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:56,144
我們玩完了

403
00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:01,608
我們的慾望曾經如火般燃燒
現在卻只剩下灰燼

404
00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:01,608
我們的慾望曾經如火般燃燒
現在卻只剩下灰燼

405
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:06,655
我們曾經開心過,但現在已經開心完

406
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,950
親愛的,恐怕我們玩完了

407
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,378
我在慕尼黑曾有個情人

408
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:26,800
比較起來,我前度有如閹人

409
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,679
我們很快就常常製造浪漫

410
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:38,145
但我不久後就受夠了他的瘋言瘋語

411
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:43,233
這個男人的腦袋空空如也

412
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,779
所以有一晚我受夠了就說

413
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:53,702
我們玩完了

414
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:55,913
現在我們玩完了

415
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,166
你的屁股好正,但現在夠鐘了

416
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,210
我隻腳去踢走你的屁股

417
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,210
我隻腳去踢走你的屁股

418
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:06,048
我們有過美好的關係,但現在請別煩我了

419
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,967
親愛的,恐怕現在很清楚我們玩完了

420
00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:10,469
好吧

421
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:15,891
我們玩完了

422
00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:16,892
我們玩完了

423
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:18,227
現在我們玩完了

424
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,186
現在我們玩完了

425
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:23,273
我們的慾望曾經如火般燃燒
現在卻只剩下灰燼

426
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:27,819
我們有過美好的關係,但現在請別煩我了

427
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:32,491
親愛的,恐怕我們玩完了

428
00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:33,784
玩完了

429
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:35,911
玩完了

430
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,913
玩完了

431
00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:39,665
玩完了

432
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:44,837
嘩...

433
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,715
那是貝絲?

434
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,634
-好了,你夠了
-好吧

435
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,680
我其實都要去洗手間補個妝

436
00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:57,641
-好
-我很快回來

437
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:02,980
甚麼?

438
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,733
喂

439
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:15,701
不...好,不好

440
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,454
(我的奮鬥)

441
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:23,709
洗手間在哪裏?

442
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:38,265
小姐,你聽到我說話嗎...

443
00:26:38,849 --> 00:26:42,186
唏,祖殊,我們...甚麼?發生甚麼事?

444
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,688
甚麼?不,我剛進來,我就發現她這樣子

445
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,106
-她是不是...
-她死了

446
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,318
-謀殺
-不,等等

447
00:26:49,318 --> 00:26:51,445
-我們要快點離開這裏
-對,但她點算?

448
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,363
她都死了,我們沒甚麼可以做

449
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:56,575
但你手上有血,而且有人見到你

450
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,369
這並不是我想參與的音樂劇

451
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,787
好吧

452
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:00,787
好吧

453
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,921
噢,慘了,爆呔點算?爆了呔還能揸嗎?

454
00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:10,297
再講一次,我不了解車

455
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,341
我們快點過橋,之後才搞清楚吧

456
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:13,675
快點...

457
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,843
我已盡力

458
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:17,262
甚麼?發生甚麼事?這是甚麼?

459
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,347
架車壞了

460
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,682
我們看看這裏

461
00:27:24,895 --> 00:27:25,896
搞甚麼鬼?

462
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:29,733
舒密加哥歡迎你回來

463
00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:34,363
但似乎你們兩個有更多要學習

464
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:38,534
雖然你們已找到真愛

465
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:41,787
但你們還需要更多

466
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:42,829
噢,天啊

467
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:46,625
所以你們要在這裏過生活

468
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,710
直至你們得到...

469
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:49,795
甚麼?

470
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:53,090
快樂結局

471
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:57,094
-甚麼?不,回來
-不,甚麼...

472
00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,471
-這...
-這樣完全沒幫助...

473
00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,223
你在說笑嗎?

474
00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,223
你在說笑嗎?

475
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,352
“快樂結局”?這究竟是甚麼意思?

476
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:09,273
我不知道,我只知我好憎那隻鞋精靈

477
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,525
我們怎樣在這裏製造快樂結局?

478
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,569
這些音樂劇都沒有快樂結局

479
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,737
就算有,我真的很不想說

480
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:19,199
我們都不是那種能夠建築快樂的那種人

481
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,784
-我們好淒涼
-我們好淒涼

482
00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:24,204
-噢,不好了
-我們要過橋

483
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,873
-但鞋精靈說...
-警察快來了

484
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,500
我手上真的有鮮血,我們要試試

485
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,545
只是...我不知道,想一些快樂的事

486
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,255
我想不到,所以我們才來了

487
00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:36,091
好吧,不如我們試下笑?

488
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:39,511
好差,來吧

489
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:51,523
舉起手

490
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,484
別動

491
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:57,237
是他嗎?

492
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:01,283
祖殊史堅拿,你涉嫌謀殺艾詩維爾被拘捕

493
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:01,283
祖殊史堅拿,你涉嫌謀殺艾詩維爾被拘捕

494
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:05,329
甚麼?沒有,我沒殺她
我只是找到她的屍體

495
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,247
太瘋狂了,他沒那樣做

496
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,416
沙展,你看看這東西

497
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,543
-點解這東西在我們的車上?
-我不知道

498
00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:16,173
這個嘛...似乎我們找到兇器了

499
00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:17,549
好吧,那東西不是我的

500
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:20,511
不是,我們都非常反對槍械

501
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,971
-祖殊其實是怕槍
-我沒有怕槍

502
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,473
我爸帶你去練靶場

503
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:27,559
我只是很意外是那麼大聲,好嗎?
真的好大聲

504
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,811
-他哭了幾小...
-我沒有哭

505
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,605
收聲,帶他上車

506
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:34,733
-慢著,不...你們帶他去邊?
-等等...

507
00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:37,277
他屬於的地方,監獄

508
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:39,571
祖殊

509
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,376
神秘又神奇,結局又傷悲

510
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,963
歡迎來到

511
00:29:55,963 --> 00:30:02,427
舒密加哥

512
00:29:56,046 --> 00:30:02,427
舒密加哥

513
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:14,273
我們玩完了

514
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:17,025
現在我們玩完了

515
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:22,447
我們的慾望曾經如火般燃燒
現在卻只剩下灰燼

516
00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:27,452
我們曾經開心過,但現在已經開心完

517
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:30,622
親愛的,恐怕我們玩完了

518
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:40,257
我在慕尼黑曾有個情人

519
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:45,179
比較起來,我前度有如閹人

520
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:49,349
我們很快就常常製造浪漫

521
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:57,232
但我不久後就受夠了他的瘋言瘋語

522
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,570
這個男人的腦袋空空如也

523
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,570
這個男人的腦袋空空如也

524
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:06,825
所以有一晚我受夠了就說

525
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:10,454
我們玩完了

526
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:11,538
我們玩完了

527
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,665
-現在我們玩完了
-現在我們玩完了

528
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:17,669
我們的慾望曾經如火般燃燒
現在卻只剩下灰燼

529
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,671
我們有過美好的關係

530
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,216
但現在請別煩我了

531
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:27,137
親愛的,恐怕我們玩完了

532
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,222
玩完了

533
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,225
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