1 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,923 All right, let's do this. 2 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,468 Wait, don't you think we should look at the instructions? 3 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,845 Nope. 4 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,972 Is this gonna be like Settlers of Catan? 5 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,723 'Cause no one will play with you anymore. 6 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:00,227 Fine, we will use the instructions. What's the first step? 7 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,480 Wait. 8 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,692 What does it say? 9 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,993 What? How is this in any way helpful? 10 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,036 I think that it's not helpful. 11 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:23,083 Did they somehow run out of money while they were doing this? What? 12 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,753 All right, screw it. Let's put some poles in some holes. 13 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,005 Keep it clean, Gimble. 14 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,882 So, let me-- 15 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,092 Are these the longest? These are the... 16 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,802 -This has a-- Yeah, there we go. -That one. 17 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,888 Now, what do we think this is, a side or a top? 18 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,682 This is the inside. -These are just, like, clamps. 19 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,850 -Hey. -Just do-- 20 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,103 Well, this... goes here. 21 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,022 As far as we know. 22 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,608 And this goes here. 23 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,775 I mean, it fits. 24 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,904 And that hooks into the end here. 25 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:52,988 I think we're good. 26 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,533 Are you concerned that we have so many of these left? 27 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,702 Uh... 28 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:03,916 No-- No-- Yeah, these are just extra pieces. We don't need them. 29 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,628 And this goes... here. 30 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:11,798 These go like this. 31 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,302 And... 32 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,930 It's a tent! 33 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,349 If only Marv and Joanna could see us now. 34 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,352 Okay, let's... 35 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,813 -Oh, it's spacious. It's nice? Oh. 36 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,440 -I want you to come in here so bad. -Yeah? 37 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,275 -Come in here, my darling, please. -Oh, wow. 38 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,694 -Yes. Welcome. -Thank you. Oh, my God, this is nice. 39 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,738 Mm-hmm. Cue our security system here. 40 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,283 -We've got tons of room. -Oh, yeah. 41 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:39,993 Oh! Oh! 42 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,297 I'm sorry I broke the tent. 43 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,133 It's okay. It wasn't your fault. 44 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:59,096 No, I know sleeping outside is your worst nightmare. 45 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,433 As long as I'm with you. 46 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,120 Carson! 47 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,248 Carson! 48 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:29,751 Carson? 49 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,587 Leave me alone. 50 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,797 Hey, buddy. 51 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,049 Go away. 52 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,801 -Ow! What the hell? 53 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,428 I said go away! 54 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,014 Ow! Hey! Stop that. 55 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,684 Wait, why are you only in your underwear? 56 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,520 I'm not gonna wear anything she gave me. 57 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,355 Then who gave you the underwear? 58 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,775 Look, anyway, Carson, you need to come down from there right now. 59 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,195 No. And I never wanna see my sister again. 60 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,405 So you're just gonna spend the rest of your life in that tree? 61 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,907 If I choose to. 62 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,742 Fine, then I'm coming up. 63 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,412 Okay, you need to come down. 64 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,664 And you need to forgive your sister-- your mother. 65 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,750 This whole thing is very Chinatown. 66 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,293 -What? -It's a movie. 67 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,462 -Like Air Bud? -Not like Air Bud. 68 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:18,257 Look, I know you're mad at Emma, but-- 69 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,551 She lied to me. 70 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:23,222 She was my mom this whole time and she lied to me! 71 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,390 Yes, she did. And lying is wrong. 72 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,518 But she thought she was doing the right thing. 73 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:32,356 People are complicated, Carson. Even moms make mistakes. 74 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:36,610 But we can't just run away from the people we love because they're not perfect. 75 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,028 We have to forgive them. 76 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,572 -I can't. -I know it's hard. 77 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:43,534 Relationships are not like playing the kazoo. 78 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,203 They take work. But they're worth it. 79 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,414 I mean, think about it. 80 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:53,710 You really never, ever wanna see her again? Ever? 81 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,842 I think I'm ready to come down now. 82 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,593 Okay. Do y-- 83 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,183 Carson! 84 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,564 Oh, I am so sorry, Carson! 85 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,399 Why did you lie? 86 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,652 Because I was afraid of what people would say. 87 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:23,323 But that shouldn't have mattered, because I am so proud to be your mom. 88 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,454 I'll leave you two alone. 89 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,331 No. Wait. 90 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,878 Thank you for finding Carson tonight 91 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,882 and for everything else that you've done for him, and for me. 92 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,009 You are a good man. 93 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:46,680 And I wanna be with you and live in a place where I can have a new start. 94 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,307 So if you'll have me... 95 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,728 I say tomorrow morning we cross that bridge out of Schmigadoon 96 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,730 and head to New York together. 97 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,110 Let's do it. 98 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,786 Melissa. 99 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:10,871 Jorge? 100 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,457 Oh, I'm so glad I found you. 101 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,668 Blerky told me what she did to you and it's unforgivable. 102 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,504 But I'm here to bring you back home 103 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,507 because you, and only you, are the one I love. 104 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,468 I knew you'd choose me over her. 105 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:28,138 And I'm ready to be challenged and to be molded into the man you want me to be 106 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,140 and follow you wherever you wanna go. 107 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,142 If you'll have me. 108 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,894 Will you? 109 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,939 Of course I will. 110 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,570 Do you love my son? 111 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,865 Mama, you're only here because you know how to drive. 112 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:50,494 Jorge, please. I have something I need to say. 113 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:55,791 A week ago my husband of 50 years died in my arms. 114 00:06:56,542 --> 00:07:00,128 When I buried him, it was like burying a part of me. 115 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,422 So I think I know something of love. 116 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,718 Tell me, do you love my son? 117 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,138 You have one heart. 118 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,225 Is he the one you want to give it to? 119 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,482 Jorge. 120 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:24,111 Melissa, no. We belong together. 121 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,029 You want to give it to someone else. 122 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,323 Mama, you're ruining this. 123 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:34,329 I think I do. But honestly, I-- I don't know. 124 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,332 I mean, yes, there are times 125 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,502 when it feels like we're the only two people in the world. 126 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:44,882 And-- And we laugh, and our eyes meet, and it's like magic. 127 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,429 But there are times we seem so disconnected, 128 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:54,349 and I don't even know if he loves me, or if I love him. 129 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:58,896 And it just feels so lonely. 130 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:06,069 Mi'jita, what you have just described is... love. 131 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,406 It is not something you can prove is there. 132 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,785 It is something you choose to believe in. Every day. 133 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,330 You must go to him. Tell him how you feel. 134 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,124 Jorge, get in! We are taking Miss Melissa to her love. 135 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:22,503 -Mama-- Do it! And stop moping. 136 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,298 You are gorgeous. You'll find someone else in no time. 137 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,050 -Come on! Hurry! 138 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:33,304 I can't believe we're actually going to New York City! 139 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,640 That's right, the greatest city in the world. 140 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,142 What's it like there, Dr. Skinner? 141 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,936 It's amazing, buddy, you're gonna love it. 142 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,563 Tallest skyscrapers you've ever seen, so many people, so many lights, 143 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:45,150 so many... drugstores. 144 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,360 Will there be snow? 145 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,081 Yes, there'll be snow. 146 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,541 Will there be candy? 147 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,763 Yep. There'll be candy. 148 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,267 Then it sounds like New York will have everything. 149 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:21,353 All right, ready to cross and start our new lives? 150 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:26,400 On three. One, two, three. 151 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:30,988 Is everything okay? 152 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,866 Yeah, yeah, fine. I'm just, uh... 153 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,412 It's just a big deal... heading back home, I guess. 154 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,914 Of course. Take your time. 155 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,173 But... 156 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:54,303 New York won't have everything, will it? 157 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,516 It's extraordinary, really. 158 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,395 One can be convinced they are the smartest person in town 159 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:07,024 and yet still miss the most important detail. 160 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,109 I am so sorry, Emma. 161 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:10,277 What's happening? 162 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,821 He's getting cold feet. Kiss him! 163 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,364 I really care about you. 164 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,326 Both of you. 165 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,705 You changed me. 166 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,917 You made me a better person. 167 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,085 I am so sorry. 168 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,004 I-- I didn't... 169 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,257 -I did-- I didn't-- -I know. 170 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,888 Go. 171 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:52,861 Vote for Layton. Mildred. That's Mildred to you. 172 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,864 Vote for Layton. Mildred. Vote for Layton. Thank you. 173 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,868 Morning, Aloysius. Morning, Florence. 174 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:04,540 Oh, I keep forgetting she's still too embarrassed to appear in public. 175 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,000 Anyhoo, good luck today. You're gonna need it. 176 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,585 Ladies, can I get a cackle? 177 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,800 Well, since, uh, Carson isn't here, I've been asked to yell stuff out. 178 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,761 So, hear ye, hear ye, 179 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,306 it is now exactly nine on the o'clock, and according to the town charter, 180 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,183 time to hold the vote for mayor. 181 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:27,145 The two candidates are Aloysius Menlove... 182 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,524 and Mildred Layton. 183 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,234 Vote for Layton! 184 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,443 Layton for mayor! 185 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:37,322 We will vote according to Schmigadoon tradition, by the show of hands. 186 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,826 -All in favor of Mildred-- Josh! 187 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,412 Where's Josh? Dr. Skinner? 188 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,206 Has anyone seen him? I need to talk to him. 189 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,960 Do you mind? We are about to begin the mayoral election! 190 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,421 Strife and tribulation, people. Strife and tribulation! 191 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,840 Wait, what? 192 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,842 Did I miss something? Was there a song? 193 00:11:56,925 --> 00:12:00,012 -Shall we proceed with the vote, Howard? -Yes, dearest. 194 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,764 We shall now vote by the show of hands. 195 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,892 -All in favor of Mildred-- Melissa! 196 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,311 Oh, for the love of Pete! 197 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,104 Josh. 198 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,523 -I'm sorry. -Mel. 199 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,567 No. I am. 200 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:19,239 I'm sorry for acting like everything that wasn't perfect was a failure. 201 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:23,076 For treating you like a burden that I had to carry 202 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,121 on my way to some ridiculous fantasy. 203 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,832 For pushing you to change 204 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:33,170 without ever considering maybe I needed to change too. 205 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:39,968 And I just want you to know that I'm in it for the long haul. 206 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,471 That I choose to believe in us. 207 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:47,100 Whether in Schmigadoon, in New York, wherever. 208 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,729 Because I love you, Josh Skinner. 209 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:56,318 And you are, and always have been, enough. 210 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:08,247 ♪ I am not a man of many words ♪ 211 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:16,338 ♪ Never been romantic Like all the lovesick herds ♪ 212 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:22,678 ♪ I laughed at every sentimental thing ♪ 213 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:28,058 ♪ But you make me wanna sing ♪ 214 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,352 -Josh. 215 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:35,983 ♪ Seems my heart was always like a stone ♪ 216 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:40,487 ♪ Even when you're with me ♪ 217 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,657 ♪ You kind of feel alone ♪ 218 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:50,747 ♪ And so I bounced From fling to fling to fling ♪ 219 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:57,296 ♪ But you make me wanna sing ♪ 220 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:01,258 ♪ I wanna hold you ♪ 221 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,137 ♪ And spin you around ♪ 222 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:10,726 ♪ So fast that we'll never part ♪ 223 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,146 ♪ I wanna hold you ♪ 224 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,650 ♪ And spin you around ♪ 225 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:24,406 ♪ 'Cause that's what you've done To my heart ♪ 226 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:32,915 ♪ Now I'm here and offering my hand ♪ 227 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,336 ♪ And asking you to take it ♪ 228 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,548 ♪ So we can make a stand ♪ 229 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:47,387 ♪ For love and all the joy That it can bring ♪ 230 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:54,895 ♪ 'Cause you make me wanna sing ♪ 231 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:03,005 ♪ Now I'm here and offering my hand ♪ 232 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:07,259 ♪ And I will gladly take it ♪ 233 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:11,305 ♪ So we can make a stand ♪ 234 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:18,353 ♪ For love and all the joy That it can bring ♪ 235 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:26,737 ♪ 'Cause you make me wanna sing ♪ 236 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,243 Aw. 237 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,996 No! Boo! No! 238 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,248 Why are you cheering for these sinful city folk? 239 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,459 Have you forgotten what they've done to this town? 240 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,004 No. I haven't forgotten, and I hope I never will. 241 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,298 I hope none of us ever will. 242 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,968 Because they've made Schmigadoon better. For everyone. 243 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,721 I know I should hate her, but I kinda love her. 244 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:57,059 How can you even dare to suggest they've made Schmigadoon better? 245 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,852 That's a load of fiddle-faddle! 246 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,103 First off, the mayor-- 247 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,732 The mayor? Let me tell you about the mayor. 248 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:08,028 The mayor is finally being honest about who he really is. 249 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,738 And I love him for it. 250 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,781 Aw. 251 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,074 Thank you, Florence. 252 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,242 And I love you for that. 253 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:19,248 Just not, you know, bedroom love. 254 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,126 Oh, believe me, I know. I'm not stupid. 255 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,462 Maybe it's time we all start following the mayor's example 256 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,632 and were more honest about who we really are. 257 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,135 For instance, I'm not Carson's sister. 258 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,013 -I'm his mother. 259 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,182 I knew it! I knew that child was a bastard! 260 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,433 You're a bastard! 261 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,687 You can call him any nasty name you want. 262 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:46,233 But the circumstances around my son's birth have nothing to do with who he is. 263 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,778 I love you, Carson. 264 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,947 I love you too, Mom. 265 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,367 -What's wrong? 266 00:17:56,410 --> 00:18:00,831 I just hadn't realized how much I really wanted to hear you call me that. 267 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,374 Aw. Good mom. 268 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,126 Oh, give me a break! 269 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,503 I suppose you and the mayor expect to be admired 270 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,380 for airing your dirty laundry in public. 271 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:13,385 Well, wake up, sister, because the two of you are all alone in this! 272 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,013 The rest of us are good, decent people. 273 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:20,350 God-fearing Schmigadoonians who are exactly whom we purport to be! 274 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,855 Actually, I hate being an innkeeper. 275 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,648 I wanna be an actor. 276 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:30,527 I've been working on a one-man show about my father's death for the last two years. 277 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,113 Yes! You go, Harvey! 278 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,366 Remember the old mill fire last year? I set that myself. 279 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,660 -Yikes. -I like getting injured. 280 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,037 I do it for the attention. 281 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,580 You be you, Pete. 282 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,123 Ow! 283 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:46,001 Actually, I'm a veterinarian. 284 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,836 I'm pretty sure I'm a socialist. 285 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,963 I'm tired of being a rapscallion. 286 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,298 I wanna be better. 287 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,716 It's time everyone knew, 288 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,427 there's really no way to win the ring toss. 289 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,929 Mm. 290 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,264 Okay, time to vote. So let's-- 291 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:02,976 I got pregnant out of wedlock with a seaman. And yes, I heard it. 292 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,811 Nancy! What are you doing? 293 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,480 It's time everyone knew, Mother. 294 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,982 I'm tired of hiding just because you're ashamed of me. 295 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,859 Mother? 296 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,194 Yee honk. 297 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,697 So I guess you do have secrets, Mildred. 298 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,660 Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Howard? Are you? 299 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,955 He's only telling the truth, Mildred. And I'm glad it's out. 300 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,375 I'm sorry, Nancy. We never should have kept you hidden away like that. 301 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,502 And speaking of the truth, 302 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,295 it's time I let all of you know... 303 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,216 that I am a homosexual too. 304 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,262 And I have feelings for Aloysius. 305 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:40,973 You do? 306 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,438 Oh, no. No. This can't be happening. 307 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,650 -Mildred... -No! I don't want your pity. 308 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,361 Because I am stronger than you. I am stronger than all of you! 309 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:58,407 So go ahead, let it all out, be "true" to yourselves. 310 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:02,494 you are toilet people! 311 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,831 I hope you all die and go straight to hell 312 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,000 because that's exactly where you idiots belong! 313 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,668 I hate you! 314 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,589 All right. Time for the vote. 315 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:17,050 I'd like to explain exactly what I meant by that. 316 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:20,929 All in favor of Mildred Layton for mayor, raise your hands. 317 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,899 Howard... raise your hand. 318 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:33,358 No, Mildred. 319 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,278 All right, that's one vote for Mildred Layton. 320 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:40,324 And now, all in favor of Aloysius Menlove for mayor, raise your hands. 321 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,997 Looks like it's Mayor Menlove by a landslide. 322 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,709 Thank you! Thank you for your support. 323 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:56,423 I am honored to be Schmigadoon's first openly gay anything. 324 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,440 What are you doing? 325 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,277 I know what it's like to wanna fix everyone around you 326 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,863 and think that's the only way to be happy. 327 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,365 But it's not. 328 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,866 You have to learn to let go. 329 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,120 But... I'm a good person. 330 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,706 Not really. 331 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:32,167 You're kind of a controlling, judgmental asshole. 332 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,085 Yeah. 333 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,547 But you don't have to stay that way. 334 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,092 That's what's so great about change. 335 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,722 There's always the hope we can be something better than we are. 336 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:50,811 It's not too late. I promise. 337 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:09,162 ♪ This is how we change ♪ 338 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:14,835 ♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪ 339 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:21,675 ♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪ 340 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:27,806 ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪ 341 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:33,437 ♪ This is how we grow ♪ 342 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,317 ♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪ 343 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:46,074 ♪ Find another way to learn ♪ 344 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:50,954 ♪ Let the soaring phoenix burn ♪ 345 00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,331 ♪ A hurt ♪ 346 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,208 ♪ A lie ♪ 347 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,334 ♪ A kiss ♪ 348 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,044 ♪ A goodbye ♪ 349 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,295 ♪ We stretch ♪ 350 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,671 ♪ We hope ♪ 351 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:01,006 ♪ We reach ♪ 352 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,716 ♪ We try ♪ 353 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:08,680 ♪ The miracle of intersection ♪ 354 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:15,729 ♪ Two hearts meet Both change direction ♪ 355 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:22,611 ♪ This is how we change ♪ ♪ This is how we change ♪ 356 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:27,032 ♪ This is how ♪ 357 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:30,452 ♪ We change ♪ 358 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:38,961 ♪ This is how we change ♪ ♪ This is how we change ♪ 359 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:42,297 ♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪ 360 00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:45,801 ♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪ 361 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,388 ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪ ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪ 362 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:53,058 ♪ This is how we grow ♪ ♪ This is how we grow ♪ 363 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:56,186 ♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪ 364 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,565 ♪ Find another way to learn ♪ 365 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:03,986 ♪ This is how we This is how we change ♪ 366 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,321 ♪ We change ♪ 367 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:09,825 ♪ Schmigadoon ♪ 368 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:13,328 ♪ Where the sun shines bright From July to June ♪ 369 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,707 ♪ And the air's as sweet as a macaroon ♪ 370 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:20,210 ♪ Schmigadoon ♪ 371 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:23,714 ♪ Where we learned to change And we learned to grow ♪ 372 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:27,843 ♪ What the future holds Well, we just don't know ♪ 373 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,679 ♪ But there's hope for all And we call it ♪ 374 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,807 ♪ Yes, there's hope for all And we call it ♪ 375 00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:38,562 ♪ Oh, there's hope for all And we call it ♪ 376 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,149 ♪ Schmiga-- ♪ 377 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:31,907 ♪ This is how we change ♪ 378 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:35,285 ♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪ 379 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:38,830 ♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪ 380 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:42,417 ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪ 381 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:46,004 ♪ This is how we grow ♪ 382 00:25:46,088 --> 00:25:49,216 ♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪ 383 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,678 ♪ Find another way to learn ♪ 384 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,389 ♪ This is how we change ♪ 385 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,891 ♪ We change ♪ 386 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:01,144 ♪ Schmigadoon ♪ 387 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:04,565 ♪ Where the sun shines bright From July to June ♪ 388 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:08,026 ♪ And the air's as sweet as a macaroon ♪ 389 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:11,488 ♪ Schmigadoon ♪ 390 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,992 ♪ Where we learned to change And we learned to grow ♪ 391 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,620 ♪ What the future holds Well, we just don't know ♪ 392 00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:21,874 ♪ But there's hope for all And we call it ♪ 393 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:25,502 ♪ Yes, there's hope for all And we call it ♪ 394 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:30,382 ♪ Oh, there's hope for all And we call it ♪ 395 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:32,926 ♪ Schmiga-- ♪