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(洛恩米高斯呈獻)

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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(來到舒密加頓前的兩年五個月)

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他們選了彼頓

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他們選了彼頓?

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真是難以置信

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為甚麼大家都那麼在乎彼頓?

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你應該去見張院長,叫她給你解釋

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-說真的,安排會面吧
-為甚麼?她會說甚麼?

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不管怎樣,我沒關係
我做外科醫生不是為了專科院士資格

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是因為我想幫助別人,而不必跟他們說話

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問她發生甚麼事吧 這樣至少你知道自己已經盡力了

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-竟然是彼頓?
-別再說了

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好吧

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甜心,我很遺憾

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這是一個狗養狗的世界

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不好意思 你剛才是說“狗養狗”的世界?

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不,專科院士資格顯然非你莫屬

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-但卻給了另一個人
-等陣...

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狗養狗?

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小瑪

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你這樣讓我很糾結

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因為我想你繼續講“狗養狗”

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但我有責任告訴你 正確的說法是“狗咬狗”

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應該不是吧,是狗養狗

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你還企硬?

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狗咬狗根本不合理 狗是不會咬狗的,絕對無可能

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那“狗養狗”是甚麼意思?

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意思就是世界很不公平

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你有可能會被貶低 低到連狗也把你當寵物般看待

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你就是狗養的狗

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好了,我想到了一個問題

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英語是你的母語嗎?

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-寶貝,夠了
-不,抱歉

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聽著,我愛你,說錯了也沒關係

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我沒說錯

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而且我只是想安慰你

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你有啊

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今天的事我很抱歉

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你說的狗養狗是對的

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合理得多

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甜心,謝謝你

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我也對專科院士的事感到很遺憾

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謝謝

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還有你,你不會咬其他狗吧?

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不,你不會,絕對不會

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但你會想養狗吧?

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對,沒錯

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你看,牠贊成我

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瑪莉莎,天啊,你在寬衣

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不,不是,只是在脫鞋,現在晚了

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你簡直讓人耳目一新

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你怎樣想出這些主意的?你真是自由奔放

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沒錯

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好的,脫鞋了

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腳趾仔,我們來感受大地吧

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我們自由地互訴心聲吧,好嗎?

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墮入愛河的你有點不同

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但你知道嗎?
這樣我喜歡,因為我不是控制狂

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那不如數數今天的三強吧?

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我意思是今天最難看的場面前三強

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看來你徹底改變了我的世界觀

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賀希,你不必這麼做

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這只是我以前跟前男友玩的蠢遊戲

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而且我不應該提起的

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不過,我的首選是
海倫百特一臉厭惡地看著我

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因為我用了“便秘”一詞

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真是一針見血,“便秘”

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你的首選是甚麼?

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我今天的首選是...

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是我,我是個差勁的醫生

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不是,雖然...

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或者你可以處方少點鐳水,但...

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親愛的,我整天都心猿意馬
因為腦海裏只想著你

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你讓我敞開心扉,歡樂流淌心裏

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太神奇了,我覺得你也給了我這種感覺

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我好像很久沒有這麼開心過了

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突然你令我心裏飄飄然

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這只是新事物帶來的興奮感嗎?

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突然這些感覺湧上心頭

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若然是真的,我該怎麼做?

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嘗試解釋並沒有意義

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何物、何時、何地、為何、如何
這一切都不重要

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我只知道自己突然愛上你

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突然這變成最重要的

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事情

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對不起

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是我的錯,真的

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各位,聽我講,伯爵女士早了回來

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真是太好了

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瑪莉莎,這位是嘉比柔凡貝勒琴伯爵女士

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-她還發明了不鏽鋼
-賀希,別誇獎

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我稍微涉獵鋁熱還原反應原理 結果僥倖成功

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天啊,這簡直是《仙樂飄飄處處聞》

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讓我猜猜,你剛從城市回來

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而且應該是要嫁給他的,是吧?

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我們可有見過面?
因為我絕不會忘記如此美人

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你倆相當合襯

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小貝...你真傻...

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不...你以為我跟這位女士在跳舞嗎?

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不是,我只是把她轉來轉去

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以取出哽到她的食物

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我是瑪莉莎,是新來的護士

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不過,小貝,你看起來更耳目一新

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你明媚照人,充滿活力

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賀希,我好口乾,麻煩去開支香檳

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好,當然了

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他愛上了你

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如果他不愛上你,就不算是男人

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別誇獎我,不,也對吧

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你簡直是女神

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你人靚又聰明

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相比起你,我簡直是赤腳大媽

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真風趣

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我們去找你的鞋子吧,好嗎?

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其實,真不可思議,我和賀希相戀了

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我知道這肯定很痛心

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但我有種感覺,就把它當作預感吧

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你將會大方地拱手讓愛

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我無法解釋自己怎麼知道 就當作是第六感吧

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人人都有不同的叫法

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你的手既纖巧又多汗

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我倆一定要好好認識彼此

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我知道了,我們明天去遊車河吧,好嗎?

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小貝,我非常樂意

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你自在到不介意這麼親暱地叫我

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是提子包啊

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-對
-還有椰菜沙律

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沙示汽水?

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我家姐肯定很喜歡你,她從未這樣笑過

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鎮上所有人都覺得她是苦瓜乾

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卡臣

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你不如去數數那棵松樹附近有多少隻蟻

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無問題

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不管鎮上的人怎麼想 我對他們的觀感更差

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別人把笑容看得太重

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有26隻蟻

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老友,繼續數吧

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那你會待在舒密加頓多久?

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我之所以這麼問是因為我一直都摸不清

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工友的工作季節

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講真,我不知道

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我真的很需要回到紐約

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不行,我是說,那裏並不安全

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充斥著賭風和罪惡

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還有那些渴望成名的可憐蟲

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但卻因為愚蠢無知的自尊而不能回家

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但正因如此,我喜歡紐約

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城市裏有著各式各樣的人

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我不知道,也許是
因為很難確切了解每個人

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但...紐約的所有人都有機會改造自己

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我家姐吻了史堅拿醫生,我家姐啊

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卡臣,你該知道不能偷看別人

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我們回家後,你就要罰抄

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罰抄?那我就不告訴你這裏有多少隻蟻

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他以為大家都要知道彼此的私事

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沒關係,說不定他長大後會當記者

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我想像得到那個標題

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“愛瑪親吻史堅拿醫生,女老師醜聞”

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不,沒關係,他也知道自己黐脷根

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我以前也是,我們沒有裝作問題不存在

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你知道嗎?你把他教養得很好

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兼顧姐姐和家長的責任並不容易

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這不關你的事

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甚麼?對不起,我是在讚你

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那真的是謝謝你了

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天啊,看來要下雨了

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-天空很晴朗
-這是個模式吧?

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無雨,有雨,無雨,有雨

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祖殊,很高興和你見面

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但我和卡臣真的要走了

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等陣,愛瑪,怎麼了?

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卡臣,是時候走了

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-但史堅拿醫生...
-夠了,我們要走了

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搞甚麼...

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愛瑪

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-黎頓夫人,午安
-是嗎?

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你說甚麼?

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先生,我聽到你說話,對,我聽到

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通常我會同意,沒錯,下午很平安

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但今天下午不是 尤其看到我們城鎮陷入如斯田地

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好先生,我們正禍害臨頭

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舒密加頓正禍害臨頭

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看看地下,你看到嗎?周地花生殼

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就像躺在坑渠上的醉酒鬼

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將小鎮廣場變成酒館的地板

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蕩婦和尋酒歡的罪人之聚居地

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在路中心上演一場場的鬧劇

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我們的城鎮落得這般地步嗎?

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這是我們為孩子建立的未來嗎?

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我話你知,一切都改變了

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自從這兩位外人大搖大擺走進來

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(陌生人,你們好)

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帶著他們的城市思想,走來耍花樣

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淫亂且墮落

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多管閒事之人閒事多管

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道德界線低到無下限

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兩人先是未婚同行

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充滿慾念,渴望同床

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其後在籃子拍賣會上搞場大龍鳳

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現在鎮長更宣稱自己有扭曲性癖

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一切全歸咎於那兩個陌生人

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兩人竟從未讀過《聖經》

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終必惹來禍害與紛爭

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我對外來人並無反感

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只要他們是正當好人

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儀表、談吐和舉止都像我們

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志同道合,志趣相投

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而非喋喋不休的廢人 一派胡言、一簧兩舌

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胡說八道、胡言亂語、胡作非為

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我們只求安穩,他們卻製造混亂

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有如蔬菜地窖裏的害蟲 白脫牛奶裏的蒼蠅

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他們帶來負面影響,我終於說出口了

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他們給你們的孩子帶來負面影響

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儼如害蟲流竄,蠶食心靈

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不久你們的孩子就會無視家務

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牛奶變酸,泉屋的水未過濾

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晚餐時談是非,無暇閱讀《聖經》

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留聲機大播黑人音樂

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各位,這只是個開始而已

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不久你甚至不會,絕對不會

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不會,你不會認得自己的城鎮

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我是指這裏會有霓虹燈 烏煙瘴氣的娛樂場所

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桌球館與流鶯

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放蕩女子未婚產子

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粗狂男子滿口粗言

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惡魔本人就在你的門廊前跳舞

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半夜從嬰兒床偷走你的孩子

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牛和羊在交歡

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孩子的額頭上印有惡魔的記號

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這都多虧了那兩個外人 史堅拿醫生和金寶小姐

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(地獄,危險)

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最好管好你老公,最好看緊你老婆

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禍害與紛爭終必降臨

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-我們正面臨紛爭
-面臨紛爭

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-還有禍害
-禍害

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-更不用說異族通婚
-聽起來很不妙

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-我們祈求上天
-祈求上天

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-快點拯救我們
-快點拯救我們

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皆因我們在舒密加頓,正面臨紛爭與禍害

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紛爭...

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紛爭...

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我聽不到你們的聲音

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紛爭...

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我很愛這個城鎮

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你們都知道我的曾曾祖父創建舒密加頓

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當他來到這片美麗土地,說道

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“他們永遠都不會找到我們”

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但我好難受,我好難受

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看著這城鎮在我們眼前一直敗壞下去

251
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我嘗試過提醒鎮長,但他心有雜念

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是邪念

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他的可憐太太羞恥到要把自己鎖在屋裏

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但這次是刻意的

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佛羅倫絲,我替你難過

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舒密加頓需要的是一個新領袖

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但會是誰呢?

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誰了解道德理論、傳統知識

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妙不可言的悠久優良美國人特質

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來對抗這兩個外人?

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-支持麥祖德黎頓當鎮長
-我不能參選

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-支持麥祖德黎頓當鎮長
-我不會參選

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-支持麥祖德黎頓當鎮長
-支持麥祖德黎頓當鎮長

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好吧,我參選吧

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-是時候投票了
-投票

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-投黎頓一票
-投黎頓一票

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只有她才會把我們城鎮 從撒旦的魔掌中救出

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馬上救我們吧

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-我們希望她
-希望她

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-會儘快拯救我們
-儘快拯救我們

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皆因我們正面臨紛爭與禍害

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紛爭與禍害

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悲痛與惶恐

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悲痛與惶恐

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紛爭與禍害

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就在舒密加頓

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(支持黎頓當鎮長)

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彼特,對不起

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我要你寫“我以後不會再偷看”500次

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你未寫完就不准起身,你明白嗎?

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這太過分了

282
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唏,細路,可否借一下你的鉛筆?

283
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,428
你覺得野餐時發生了甚麼事?

284
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,722
你家姐為甚麼會發火?

285
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她深不可測

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來,你可以一次寫兩行

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試試看

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我們是在出貓

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殊,不是,我不是在教你出貓

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絕對公正,《神犬也瘋狂》的原則
無明文禁止就行

291
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對了,這裏也有電影吧?

292
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,373
映畫戲?

293
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,334
對了,先生
我看過一次入場費5美分的映畫戲

294
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是關於一個騎單車的男人 他好像就在我面前

295
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,091
很好,而《神犬也瘋狂》是關於一隻狗

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牠可以參加中學籃球隊

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00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:13,140
因為沒有明文規定狗隻不能參賽

298
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:18,228
所以我們沒有出貓,只是在利用漏洞

299
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正啊,謝謝

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00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,984
卡臣,我只是...

301
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,819
我不想給你這種印象

302
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,821
讓你覺得不應該付出努力

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00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,367
又或者以為《神犬也瘋狂》很好看
它根本比不上《騎單車的男子》

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00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,838
然後你就將碳從熔鋼中移除

305
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,258
直到達至一個足以維持微結構的成分

306
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,724
我有次要用不鏽鋼垃圾桶來煲湯 故事說來話長

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不過它救了我的感恩節,所以謝謝你

308
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:01,939
還有我想說

309
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:06,234
我知道賀希選我而不選你,這樣很愚昧

310
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,861
你想要哪個男人都行

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00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,490
希治閣不吃吉士批也要折騰你

312
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,574
愛情很奇怪

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00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,203
親愛的,這種事很平常

314
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,704
有權勢的男人總是無法抗拒妹仔

315
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,416
謝謝你明白我

316
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,627
這樣說讓我好過得多

317
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,006
其實我一生都在經歷這種事

318
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,635
等陣,你有歌唱?

319
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,096
真是意想不到,你算是個小配...

320
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,931
等陣,我個背囊啊,為甚麼...

321
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:41,311
我曾追求一位名叫貝安的瑞典人 他的女僕每早為他斟茶講早晨

322
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:44,147
結果原來慾火中燒的貝安 喜歡調戲女僕裝

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00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,025
我的結婚大計就此泡湯

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00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,695
我既漂亮又聰敏

325
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:55,117
但總是無法得到我鍾意的男人

326
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,703
你應該這樣邊開車邊唱歌嗎?

327
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:03,083
有個從事股票交易的德斯 請了個女生為他縫補襪子

328
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:08,839
當德斯的襪子掀起愛情漣漪 我就孑然一身告辭

329
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,508
我每一次嘗試都盡力而為

330
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:16,722
但總是無法得到我鍾意的男人

331
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:22,311
愛上了高爾的1930年勞斯萊斯 夢想自己會成為她的新娘子

332
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,314
但當發現他的司機是個女兒身

333
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,316
我原來被他們搵老襯

334
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,320
車子怎麼還能開著?

335
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,782
看來我永遠逃不開這場厄運

336
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,660
皆因我的醫生現在有了這個護士

337
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:41,330
更糟的是這個護士竟想我走人

338
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,082
有如拍走扇子上的灰塵

339
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,752
我希望你已經玩得夠開心

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00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,963
小姐,因為其實是你才要走人

341
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:54,551
親愛的,因為這一次,親愛的,這一次

342
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:58,430
沒錯,親愛的,這一次我要

343
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:04,269
誓要得到我鍾意的男人

344
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,903
你在做甚麼?

345
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,738
下車

346
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,075
那是不鏽鋼造的嗎?

347
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:23,372
不必用花言巧語勸我了 我要得到賀希,我愛他

348
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:26,792
而且我厭倦了別人說我拱手讓愛有多大方

349
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,669
立刻下車

350
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:33,173
你別打算回來

351
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:36,510
你不可以這麼做,我又不是反派角色

352
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,097
你橫插一腳,破壞我的婚約
毀掉我的未來

353
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,723
這樣就叫做反派角色

354
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,520
好吧,雖然沒有人明言過
但我覺得你是納粹分子

355
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,690
我當然是納粹分子

356
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,400
我可否至少拿回我的背...

357
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,874
你想告訴我發生甚麼事嗎?

358
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:12,462
事實就是我一直在瞞騙你

359
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:17,968
還有其他人,尤其是卡臣

360
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,806
我並不是他姐姐

361
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,851
我是他媽媽

362
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,145
愛瑪

363
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,191
聽著,事情不該這樣發展的

364
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,611
我當年還年輕,我父母把我趕出家門

365
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:38,363
我最後落在專收任性少女的婦產科病房

366
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,532
但我們並不任性

367
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,036
卡臣出生後

368
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,706
我告訴所有人,包括他,卡臣是我細佬

369
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:51,793
我真的不能 讓麥祖德黎頓和她的老太婆群組

370
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:54,796
知道真相後,對卡臣指指點點

371
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,592
不過,當然,現在你知道了

372
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:04,097
所以,祖殊
若我們的關係到此為止,我明白的

373
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,893
愛瑪,這並不影響
我對你的感覺,一點也沒有

374
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,444
卡臣

375
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:21,657
我好像跟你說過 罰抄完之前都不得離開座位

376
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,992
-你不可...
-你騙我,你這個騙子

377
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,744
卡臣,不

378
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,632
(瑪莉莎)

379
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,807
你弄丟了我的心

380
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,017
我把心交給你,你卻把它弄丟了

381
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:52,229
你確定我沒有把它還給你嗎?
檢查一下你的背囊,因為我...

382
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,523
那為甚麼我會有你的心?

383
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,904
也許我真的是反派角色

384
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,997
弊,這是夢幻芭蕾舞嗎?

385
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,374
不行...我們不想看夢幻芭蕾舞,好嗎?

386
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,960
這種情節既煩人又愚昧,更拖慢劇情

387
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,837
沒有人喜歡看夢幻芭蕾舞,沒有人

388
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:28,015
我沒時間來場夢幻芭蕾舞 我還要回去舒密加...

389
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,437
其實不是,我沒必要回去

390
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,106
因為那裏沒甚麼值得我留戀

391
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,235
我其實沒必要去任何地方

392
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,237
那倒不如哪裏都不去

393
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:52,539
卡臣...

394
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,125
真令人意外啊

395
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,669
我這輩子都在樹林遊走多遍

396
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,672
這是我首次遇到一條1.8米長的惡蛇

397
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,467
其實是1.85米,我的BMI是19...

398
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:08,889
這是教訓你橫刀奪愛

399
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,393
她根本沒有和我在一起了 她正跟路柏斯醫生拍拖

400
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,865
(祖殊)

401
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:34,581
我是指這裏會有霓虹燈 烏煙瘴氣的娛樂場所

402
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,792
桌球館與流鶯

403
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,877
放蕩女子未婚產子

404
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,004
粗狂男子滿口粗言

405
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,090
惡魔本人就在你的門廊前跳舞

406
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,175
半夜從嬰兒床偷走你的孩子

407
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,344
牛和羊在交歡

408
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,596
孩子的額頭上印有惡魔的記號

409
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,642
這都多虧了那兩個外人 史堅拿醫生和金寶小姐

410
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:58,021
最好管好你老公,最好看緊你老婆

411
00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:01,775
禍害與紛爭終必降臨

412
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,944
-我們正面臨紛爭
-面臨紛爭

413
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,780
-還有禍害
-禍害

414
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:10,617
-更不用說異族通婚
-聽起來很不妙

415
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,744
-我們祈求上天
-祈求上天

416
00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,997
-快點拯救我們
-快點拯救我們

417
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,458
皆因我們在舒密加頓,正面臨紛爭與禍害

418
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,670
-是時候投票了
-投票

419
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,006
-投黎頓一票
-投黎頓一票

420
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:27,301
只有她才會把我們城鎮 從撒旦的魔掌中救出

421
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,385
馬上救我們吧

422
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,345
-我們希望她
-希望她

423
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,598
-會儘快拯救我們
-儘快拯救我們

424
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,434
皆因我們正面臨紛爭與禍害

425
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,686
紛爭與禍害

426
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,897
悲痛與惶恐

427
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,065
悲痛與惶恐

428
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:47,779
紛爭與禍害

429
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:51,617
就在舒密加頓

430
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,621
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