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[upbeat orchestral music playing]
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[somber piano playing]
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[actress] Has he opened the box?
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You didn't tell me
there were gonna be naked people.
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-I didn't know. Dave didn't mention it.
-[actors speaking indistinctly]
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Oh, no. Is Dave gonna be naked?
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His character is called
"The Unprotected Seeker of Truth,"
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so I'm thinking yes.
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I cannot see Dave naked.
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Sure you can, we're doctors.
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I operate on knees.
This is way above my pay gra--
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[inhales] It's Dave.
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-Abort.
-[actors continue]
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Abort.
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[actor] Because I know not what is inside.
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[Melissa] I'm sorry.
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-I'm sorry.
-[Josh] Pardon me.
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-[Melissa chuckles] I'm sorry.
-Liar.
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-I'm trying. [laughs]
-[Josh] Go. Hurry.
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-[Josh] Walk on your toes.
-I'm-- [laughs]
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-[both laughing]
-[actor grunts]
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-[laughing continues]
-[Melissa] I ca-- [inhales sharply]
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[Josh] Oh, my God.
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[chuckles] Wow.
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It's beautiful.
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-Whoa! Gotcha.
-[chuckles]
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I love you.
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Oh, I'm s-- I'm sorry.
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That just-- I'm--
I don't want you to feel any pressure.
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And also, it's weird to say that the night
we saw Dave's penis, so maybe just--
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I love you too.
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[Emma] Oh, I'm sorry.
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I meet with parents Thursdays
between 3:00 and 5:00.
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Good thing I'm not a parent.
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Josh Skinner. Dr. Josh Skinner.
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Oh, I know who you are.
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You're the one who broke
poor Betsy McDonough's heart,
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then crossed the footbridge
with every woman in town
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in some pathetic attempt to bag a wife.
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And how'd that work out?
Get yourself a good one?
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I'm still looking.
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Please, don't waste
your time looking here.
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I wouldn't cross that bridge
with you for $100.
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Actually, I'm looking for a place to stay.
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Heard there was a room
to let above the schoolhouse.
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You heard wrong.
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Now, If you don't mind,
I have more important things to do.
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So Mildred Layton got to you too.
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Mildred Layton?
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She had my girlf--
ex and me kicked out of the inn,
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and has everyone else in town
so scared they won't put us up.
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Ugh, that woman is a menace.
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You know, she's constantly meddling,
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trying to tell me what to teach
in my own classroom.
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I mean, she took my book on wildflowers
and crossed out all the stamens.
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So she's got a problem with you too.
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Yeah, that lines up. [sighs]
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So what's her deal?
She controls the whole town?
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Pretty much. But she doesn't control me.
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Well, I can think of
a great way to prove that.
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[chuckles] Mmm.
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I suppose I could
use a handyman around here.
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Hmm?
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In exchange for the room.
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Oh, yes. Handyman.
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Super handy. Hung all the pictures
in my apartment in, like, an hour.
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Eyeballed everything.
It's pretty-- pretty impressive.
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Oh, you must have felt so virile.
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You can start tomorrow morning at 9:00.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have work to do.
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Gotcha.
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Thank you.
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-Make it 8:00.
-You got it.
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[Doc Lopez] Here is what
I expect from my nurse:
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Hard work, discipline and a willingness
to follow all of my orders to the letter.
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Absolutely.
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So, Dr. Lopez, have you had many nurses?
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I have.
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Now I will like to show you my equipment.
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This is called an obstetric perforator.
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Really? Looks like something you'd use
to eat lobster.
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[bottle clinks]
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Papa?
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I'm sorry, son.
I just needed to grab something.
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What did you take?
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-Um...
-What is it? Show me.
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-[woman sighs]
-Uh--
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Papa, that is a surgical lubricant.
What could you possibly want it for?
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-It's private.
-Not when it's my lubricant.
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Come on. Just let them have it.
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And now you have encouraged my new nurse
to question my authority.
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Fine. Your mama and I are feeling amorous,
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and the last time it really helped, so--
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-Papa, there is a lady present.
-Oh, I'm good.
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You are too old for the act of love.
It's unseemly.
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Put it back this instant.
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[both sigh]
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My apologies. You'll find
I don't appreciate interruptions.
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-Doc Lopez, I'm sorry, but--
-Young lady, I told you I cannot help you.
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-But I--
-Nancy!
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If you are determined to have a child
out of wedlock, that is your concern.
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But I will have nothing to do with it.
Now please, leave this office.
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Wait, what?
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[cries]
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[Melissa] What is wrong with you?
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You can't just turn away that girl.
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I have every right to choose
whom I will take on as a patient.
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But you're the only doctor in town.
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[girl] Epiphany.
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E-P-I-P-H-A-N-Y. Epiphany.
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[Emma] Well done, Zaneeta.
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Tommy, your word is "catharsis."
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-Catharsis. C-A--
-Hey!
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Children, say good morning
to our new handyman, Dr. Skinner.
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[class] Good morning, Dr. Skinner.
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Hey, kids.
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'Sup.
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So, where should I start?
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The door to the supply closet
has been jammed for weeks.
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On it.
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-Now, Tommy, let's resume.
-[clangs]
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-Your word is "catharsis."
-Um, Miss Tate?
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Yeah, this is really stuck.
Do you have any other jobs?
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So you're just going to give up?
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No, I'm not giving up.
I'm just moving on to something else.
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So, giving up.
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Children, what does
Shakespeare have to say about that?
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[lisping] "Cowards die many times
before their death;
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the valiant never taste
of death but once."
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Shakespeare. So perceptive,
and so beautifully expressed.
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What does that even mean?
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It means that taking
the easy way out never pays.
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Let's see how I can explain it.
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-[music starts]
-Oh, seriously,
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no musical explanation needed. I get it.
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♪ When you've got a job to do
You must try with all your heart ♪
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♪ Life's profoundest joys
Go to girls and boys ♪
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♪ Who finish what they start ♪
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♪ When faced with work
The shirkers shirk because ♪
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♪ It's no longer fun ♪
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♪ But the chaps for whom
The whole world claps ♪
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♪ Are the chaps who keep at it
Till the job is done ♪
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-Yeah.
-♪ Oh, at times you'll want to say ♪
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♪ "I've got nothing left to give" ♪
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♪ But a life that's lived partway
Is no way to live ♪
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[chuckles and mutters] Stop. Okay.
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♪ So here's a slice of good advice
That I'm obliged to impart ♪
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♪ You must always try your best
With all of your heart ♪
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[chuckles]
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Miss Tate is right.
How can you live a life partway?
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Or be half a friend?
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Why do you keep giving up, Dr. Skinner?
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Yeah. Why?
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Hey, back off. It's a door.
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Is it?
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-♪ When you've got a job to do ♪
-[class] ♪ When you've got a job to do ♪
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-♪ You must try with all your heart ♪
-♪ You must try with all your heart ♪
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♪ Life's profoundest joys ♪
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-♪ Go to girls and boys ♪
-♪ Girls and boys ♪
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-♪ Who finish what they start ♪
-[class] ♪ S-T-A-R-T! ♪
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♪ When faced with work
The shirkers shirk ♪
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-♪ Because it's no longer fun ♪
-♪ F-U-N! ♪
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♪ But the chaps for whom
The whole world claps ♪
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♪ Are the chaps who keep at it
Till the job is done ♪
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-♪ Oh, at times you'll want to say ♪
-♪ Oh, at times you'll want to say ♪
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-♪ "I've got nothing left to give" ♪
-♪ "I've got nothing left to give" ♪
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♪ But a life that's lived partway ♪
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-♪ Is no way to live ♪
-♪ It's no way to L-I-V-E! ♪
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♪ So here's a slice of good advice
That I'm obliged to impart ♪
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[all] ♪ You must always try your best
With all of your heart ♪
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Not into singing, huh? I get it.
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I'm no good at music.
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[song continues, tempo increases]
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[bell rings]
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-♪ So here's a slice of good advice ♪
-[class vocalizing]
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♪ That I'm obliged to impart ♪
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[Emma, class]
♪ You must always try your best ♪
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♪ Though life puts you to the test ♪
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♪ You must always try your best ♪
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♪ With all of your ♪
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♪ Heart ♪
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[class] H-E-A-R-T!
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[all] Heart! [laugh]
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[Emma] Yes!
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Why are they laughing?
Nothing even remotely funny just happened.
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[whistles
"Somewhere Love Is Waiting For You"]
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Can I tempt you with anything?
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What would you recommend?
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Well, most folks are partial
to Helen Pritt's corn brittle
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or Aunt Polly's shoofly pie.
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Unfortunately, no one seems
to be interested in my rhubarb squares.
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Oh, I love rhubarb squares.
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You do? Me too.
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And I thought I was the only one.
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Well, they're definitely
not for everybody.
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-I'll take two.
-Wonderful.
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Here. I'd hate to enjoy it alone.
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh-uh-uh, Howard, don't forget your diet.
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We don't wanna have to get your fat pants
down from the attic again.
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Oh. Sorry, Mildred.
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[church bell tolling]
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Ha! I found you!
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Oh, don't worry, Nancy.
No, no, I'm here to help.
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I assume this is the father?
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Uh, yes, ma'am. Seaman Freddy Driggs.
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Oh, thank you for your service.
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You're pregnant and living in this shack?
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Oh, my parents don't want a scandal.
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But please don't tell them
Freddy was here.
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Nancy and I wanna get married, honest.
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But her ma doesn't approve of sailors
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on account of the way we curse
so dad gum much-- Sorry.
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So we can't.
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Hey. You'll get no judgment from me.
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I just wanna make sure
you and your baby are safe.
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How many months along are you?
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I'm not sure. I've got so many questions
and no idea who to ask.
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For instance,
where does the baby come out?
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I feel like there are a couple of options
but both seem crazy.
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The baby comes out of your vagina, Nancy.
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Really?
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Ma'am, I don't even
use language like that.
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It's just medical terminology, Freddy.
Nothing to be afraid of.
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Let's see if I can make it easier for you.
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[guitar music playing]
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♪ Vagina is where the penis goes ♪
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♪ Ovaries make eggs for you and me ♪
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♪ Testes are where the sperm repose ♪
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♪ Cervix is where they can swim free ♪
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♪ Fallopian tubes are
Where both of them meet ♪
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♪ Uterus is where cells start to sprout ♪
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♪ Placenta is what they like to eat ♪
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♪ Till the baby comes straight out-- ♪
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-The vagina?
-That's right!
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Now sing with me.
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-♪ Vagina ♪
-♪ Is where the penis goes ♪
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-♪ Ovaries ♪
-♪ Make eggs for you and me ♪
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-♪ Testes ♪
-♪ Are where the sperm repose ♪
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-♪ Cervix ♪
-♪ Is where they can swim free ♪
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-♪ Fallopian tubes ♪
-♪ Are where both of them meet ♪
242
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:29,328
-♪ Uterus ♪
-♪ Is where cells start to sprout ♪
243
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,998
-♪ Placenta ♪
-♪ Is what they like to eat ♪
244
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:37,753
[all] ♪ Till the baby comes straight out
The vagina ♪
245
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,004
[music ends]
246
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,384
Ow! Son of a bitch.
247
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,558
Aw. This must be the Skinner Feeling
I've heard so much about.
248
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:55,604
Hey. Just trying to do my best
with all of my heart.
249
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,440
Well, clearly the door's
gotten the better of you.
250
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,485
Maybe try assaulting
the toolbox again tomorrow?
251
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,819
[door bangs]
252
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,363
-You!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
253
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,948
Don't shoot!
254
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,324
Oh, I'm not gonna shoot.
255
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,409
'Cause you're headed
with me and my Betsy right now
256
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,869
to the church to get married.
257
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:11,912
What?
258
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,457
Hey! You listen here,
Patrick McDoogal McDonough.
259
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,959
You will not come into my classroom
260
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,669
waving a gun around
and ranting like a lunatic.
261
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,753
Do you understand me?
262
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,171
Uh, yes, ma'am.
263
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,131
Do you really think so little
of your daughter
264
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,968
that you feel the need to threaten men
to get them to marry her?
265
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,470
-Do you, Papa?
-Well, I thought--
266
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,265
I don't see a whole lot of thinking
going on in that head of yours.
267
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,685
But you are going to go home
and think about your behavior,
268
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,895
and let your daughter live her own life.
269
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,106
-Is that clear?
-Yes, ma'am.
270
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,066
Can I have my gun?
271
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,778
You will get this back when I think
you have learned your lesson. Now get.
272
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,494
[sighs]
273
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,579
Thank you.
274
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:58,625
Must be hard being the only one around
here with an actual functioning brain.
275
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,795
Aw, they're not so bad.
They're just set in their ways, is all.
276
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,674
I try to encourage them
to be more modern, but, uh...
277
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,427
Have you heard of a brassiere?
278
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,014
-Rings a bell.
-Oh, it's a wonderful new invention
279
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:15,184
that frees the woman's bosom
from the bondage of the corset.
280
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,560
I love it.
281
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,355
But of course Mildred and her biddies
have banned them. It's ridiculous.
282
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,733
So ridiculous. Brassieres are the best.
283
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,654
I imagine we all must seem
very provincial and backwards
284
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,782
to someone as cosmopolitan as yourself.
285
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,453
So, what's it like
where you come from? The big city.
286
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,332
-Well...
-[music starts]
287
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,125
No, no, no, no!
288
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,420
-Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, um--
-I'm not doing this.
289
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,256
-[music ends]
-Okay. Fine. Don't tell me.
290
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,842
-Have a nice evening, Dr. Skinner.
-No-- [stammers]
291
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,553
[door closes]
292
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,013
[sighs]
293
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,683
So in the future, Pete,
294
00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:00,646
let's stay away from
boiling pots of corn puddin', okay?
295
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,940
Just knowing you and your whole deal.
296
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,200
-[clang]
-[Pete] Ow!
297
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,249
[clears throat] So you're a nurse now.
Where's the doctor?
298
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,290
He's out fishing.
299
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,085
What do you want? Why are you here?
300
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,046
I kinda-- I was, um--
301
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,881
-You need my help.
-Yeah.
302
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,050
Really? Don't know if you remember,
303
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,219
but we're broken up and I hate you.
304
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,097
I know, I know.
But I have nowhere else to turn. Please.
305
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:37,891
Fine. What is it?
306
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,810
Okay, so you remember when
I tried to cross the bridge
307
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,894
with every woman in town?
308
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,063
Yes, I remember.
309
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,899
Well, there's one woman in town I missed.
Emma Tate, the schoolmarm.
310
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,860
So I'm thinking she must be my ticket out.
311
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,695
You gonna find true love
with the schoolmarm?
312
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,030
I don't know. I--
I just know it's not going well.
313
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,408
Yesterday we were talking and
then music started to play out of nowhere,
314
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,367
and she stormed off.
315
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,911
-Well, you were supposed to sing.
-[sighs] I guess.
316
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,998
Josh, you're in a musical.
That's how musicals work.
317
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,791
When you're too emotional to talk,
you sing.
318
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,626
When you're too emotional to sing,
you dance.
319
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,503
What happens when
you're too emotional to dance?
320
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,005
Does it loop back around to talking?
321
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,090
'Cause I feel like that's
where I'm at right now.
322
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,843
Look, there's gotta be another way.
You know musicals.
323
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,721
Any tips for me? Like what musical I'm in.
324
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,267
I'm so torn
between really not wanting to help you
325
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,520
and really wanting
to show off how much I know.
326
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,190
Damn it. Okay.
327
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:30,110
She's a teacher accompanied
by a young boy. That's very Music Man.
328
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:31,486
And who would I be in that?
329
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,948
Harold Hill. A morally adrift narcissist
who needs to change.
330
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,700
-All right.
-Or it could be King and I.
331
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,827
-In that I'm...
-A morally adrift narcissist
332
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:39,912
who needs to change.
333
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,414
Okay, now I feel like
that's just your opinion of me.
334
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,458
-You're gonna have to sing, Josh.
-Not happening.
335
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,419
So what did the Music Man do
to win over the teacher in their musical?
336
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,547
-He gave her little brother a trumpet.
-Why?
337
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,759
Why "Shipoopi"? I don't know.
Do you need to know the whole plot?
338
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,135
-How much time do you have?
-Never mind.
339
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:56,428
Trumpet. Little brother. Got it.
340
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,639
-I think it's a little more than that.
-[Nancy] Nurse Melissa!
341
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,349
-Nurse Melissa!
-I'm a doctor.
342
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,059
I think I'm having the baby!
343
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,769
Uh, okay. Come on in. Let's do this.
344
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,687
-But Doc Lopez--
-Screw Doc Lopez.
345
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,147
Let's get you on the table.
346
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,234
[moaning and panting]
347
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,403
[Nancy pants] Okay.
348
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,030
What are you doing?
349
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,281
Figured you could use a hand.
350
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,284
-Yeah, I could.
-[Nancy moaning]
351
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:22,454
[baby crying]
352
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:31,755
That was amazing.
353
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,758
-You were amazing.
-[groans] No.
354
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,885
-You were.
-Okay, I was.
355
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,097
But to be fair, I mean,
being in a musical made it pretty easy.
356
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,850
It's the first time I've ever had
a baby come out completely dry.
357
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,017
Yeah, that was weird.
358
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,145
But it was great to have your help,
so thank you.
359
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,356
Happy to do it.
360
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,945
Guess you better go
find that trumpet. [chuckles]
361
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:56,780
Uh, yeah. Right.
362
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,324
Well, good luck.
363
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,578
-Good luck to you too.
-Thanks.
364
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,795
[door closes]
365
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,007
[baby cooing]
366
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,730
[Doc Lopez clears throat]
367
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,148
Is it true what I heard?
368
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,817
Did you deliver Nancy's baby
against my orders?
369
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,611
Yes, because I'm a doctor.
370
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,489
I am. And you know
what doctors are supposed to do?
371
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,824
Help people.
372
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,284
Well, you had no right to do that.
373
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,953
This is my practice and I make the rules.
374
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,706
Speaking of, how did this tube end up
on my parents' nightstand?
375
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,999
I gave it to them.
376
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,045
You have no boundaries. No decency.
377
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,674
I have no decency?
378
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,260
You refused to treat a woman in need.
379
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:04,223
I'm sorry. I don't care
how ridiculously handsome you are.
380
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,350
You're just wrong. About Nancy,
381
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,393
about your parents, about everything.
382
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:11,647
If your parents wanna have sex,
let them have sex.
383
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,398
In fact, you know what?
384
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,944
I'm not only gonna keep encouraging
your parents to get it on,
385
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,947
I'm gonna teach them ways
to make their sex lives even better.
386
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,740
Every position in the Kama-sutra.
387
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,576
Pleasure for the sake of pleasure itself.
388
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:29,790
And finally, in spite of you,
they are going to truly live.
389
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,543
[organ playing]
390
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,838
We are gathered here today to say goodbye
391
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,339
to Old Doc Lopez,
392
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,050
who unexpectedly left us this week
393
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,970
as a result of engaging in
what is apparently known as
394
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,596
an "Egyptian hucklebuck."
395
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,267
We all must experience sorrow,
396
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,979
but it seems the Lopez family
has endured much more than its share.
397
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649
Just two years ago,
I was up here delivering the eulogy
398
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,277
for Jorge's dear wife, Norma.
399
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,740
So, what do we do
when life hands us tragedy like this?
400
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:08,537
When the love of God is so far away?
401
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:13,208
-[Howard] And hope so distant?
-[clears throat]
402
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,628
-Hi.
-Hi.
403
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:19,006
-[sermon continues]
-Are you all right?
404
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,382
It was my fault.
405
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:24,845
I'm the one who encouraged him
to stretch his sexual repertoire.
406
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,889
That heart attack was gonna happen
no matter what.
407
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,849
You know that, right?
It was just hibernating.
408
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,059
-[Howard] A wise man once said...
-I guess.
409
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,188
-[Howard, indistinct]
-So, that's your doctor, huh?
410
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,649
He's moderately attractive.
For a man his age.
411
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,485
How's it going with your schoolmarm?
412
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,487
Can't find a trumpet anywhere.
413
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:45,115
I still don't see how that's gonna
make her fall in love with me.
414
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:48,118
Look, romance in musicals
isn't always logical. Okay?
415
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,787
That's why they usually let
the songs do the heavy lifting.
416
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,080
I'm not singing.
417
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,167
Are we truly living our lives
to the fullest?
418
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,379
Do we have the courage
to always follow our hearts?
419
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:03,842
And are we using everything
God has blessed us with?
420
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:07,221
He makes a great point, huh?
About following our hearts.
421
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,892
I'd like to. I would. But...
422
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:16,063
Because our brief sojourn here
on earth is a gift from God.
423
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:20,567
And he would not have us
waste a single minute of it.
424
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:23,904
You know what?
425
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:25,989
You're right.
426
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:29,701
[Howard] A wise man once said,
"The stars are always shining...
427
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,622
-but it's only at night"--
-Oh, no. I didn't mean right now.
428
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,542
Reverend,
I have something I'd like to say.
429
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,918
Uh, of course, Mr. Mayor.
430
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,756
The reverend is right.
431
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,969
Life is precious,
and we shouldn't waste a single minute.
432
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,430
So... [breathes shakily]
433
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:53,934
...there's something
I've wanted to say for years...
434
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,603
but have never had the courage.
435
00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,398
Florence,
436
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,568
my dearest, I love you so much.
437
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,070
But...
438
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,157
I'm a homosexual.
439
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,912
-A what?
-[grand music playing]
440
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:19,960
♪ I'm a homosexual ♪
441
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:25,340
♪ It's no longer subtextual ♪
442
00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:27,801
♪ I'm attracted to men ♪
443
00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:32,890
♪ Not you men, you're dull ♪
444
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:41,064
♪ But I'm a homosexual ♪
445
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,362
[Florence cries]
446
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:48,864
Florence, wait!
447
00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:50,282
[crying continues]
448
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:54,536
-[congregation muttering]
-[sinister music plays]
449
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,462
-Hey, Carson.
-[lisping] Hey, Dr. Skinner.
450
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,255
Got a little something for ya.
451
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:08,383
What's that?
452
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:09,593
It's a kazoo.
453
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,221
And I know you'd probably prefer a trumpet
but there aren't any in town.
454
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:13,764
And besides, a kazoo is much better
455
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,266
because you don't have to take lessons
or practice, or anything.
456
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,560
You just hum into it and music comes out.
457
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:21,647
[sighs] Hmm.
458
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,359
The other kids will just make fun of me.
459
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:29,488
-Why do you say that?
-Because they always make fun of me.
460
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,574
I'm an outcast.
I guess I just don't fit in.
461
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,495
I know how you feel, buddy.
462
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,622
-You do?
-Sure.
463
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,166
When I was in school to be a doctor,
I didn't fit in either.
464
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,544
There wasn't anybody like me
in my whole group.
465
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:46,922
And to tell the truth,
it got pretty lonely sometimes.
466
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,258
But you know what I did?
I said, "Screw 'em."
467
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:50,509
[lisping] "Screw 'em"?
468
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:52,845
Mm-hmm.
469
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:56,306
I-- I realized it didn't matter
what they thought.
470
00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:58,392
It only mattered what I thought.
471
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:01,270
And so I worked hard, I became a doctor,
472
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:03,355
and now I have a ton of friends.
473
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:07,526
Including Carmelo Anthony,
who is a famous basketball player,
474
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:11,822
whose knee I once fixed
and hooked me up with courtside seats.
475
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:15,409
And those babies go for, like,
$2,500 a pop.
476
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,703
-Wow!
-Exactly. So, come on.
477
00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:19,913
Give it a try.
478
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,334
-[hums]
-Mmm.
479
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:26,461
-[low hum]
-Right.
480
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,381
[hums]
481
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,467
Wow! I did it! I made music!
482
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,180
-Sister! Sister! Sister!
-Yes?
483
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,891
Dr. Skinner gave me
the most amazing thing ever!
484
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:41,518
A kazoo! Look, I can make music!
485
00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:46,607
[humming]
486
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,066
That's great!
487
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,780
Holy shit, it worked.
488
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921
Doctor?
489
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:12,090
Are you all right?
490
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:17,846
Oh, Melissa.
Sorry, I was just out here thinking.
491
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,140
It's been quite a day.
492
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:24,061
I didn't know about your wife.
493
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:27,439
I'm so sorry.
You must have loved her very much.
494
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:30,192
Yes, I did.
495
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:34,571
And I want you to know
how sorry I am about your father.
496
00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:38,033
I feel like if it weren't for me,
he'd still be around.
497
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:40,869
Oh, no, no.
Melissa, you must never blame yourself.
498
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:42,329
Never.
499
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:46,416
Because of you, his last moments
were filled with joy. And love.
500
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,878
No thanks to me. No, no.
501
00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:52,840
I am Dr. Jorge Sebastian Federico Lopez,
502
00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:56,218
a controlling perfectionist who
won't just let people be who they are.
503
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,304
I hate that about myself. I hate it.
504
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:03,934
Well, I mean, there are
positive aspects to those qualities too.
505
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,602
That's what I told myself.
506
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,689
And in the meantime,
I was making the people I love miserable.
507
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:13,527
But then you showed up,
standing up to me, speaking your mind.
508
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:16,071
Yes, initially I hated it,
509
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,573
but now I've realized...
510
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,158
that you were right.
511
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:23,620
And I was wrong. About everything.
512
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:27,833
That's the sexiest thing
any man has ever said to me.
513
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,252
You've changed me, Melissa.
514
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:32,504
Thank you.
515
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,304
[softly] How does this even work?
516
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:42,139
-[Josh sighs]
-[clears throat]
517
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,016
A-Any luck?
518
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,310
[chuckles] Nope.
519
00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:50,522
Uh... I'm kind of the worst handyman ever.
520
00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:52,232
Been here a week, haven't fixed anything.
521
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:53,483
Except Carson.
522
00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:56,195
Thank you for reaching out to him.
523
00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:57,112
Oh.
524
00:28:57,196 --> 00:29:00,866
He's had such a hard time growing up
without a mother or a father.
525
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:04,161
I've tried introducing
the important things in life to him.
526
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:09,041
You know, compassion, integrity,
that there should always be a third thing.
527
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:12,211
But clearly there's so much
I've denied him.
528
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:13,837
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
529
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:16,465
He's a great kid,
and that's because of you.
530
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,383
A lot of people
in this town would disagree.
531
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,718
Who cares what they think?
532
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,387
You're better
than all of them put together.
533
00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:26,934
Josh Skinner.
534
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:29,478
You are not the man
that I thought you were.
535
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:32,606
Doctor?
536
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:35,609
Melissa, what the mayor
did today has inspired me.
537
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:36,777
[music starts]
538
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,572
I know this is sudden,
but I don't wanna waste another minute.
539
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:46,870
♪ Suddenly I find myself forgetting ♪
540
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:53,126
♪ All the things
That bounce around my brain ♪
541
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:58,131
♪ Suddenly I want to plan a wedding ♪
542
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:04,346
♪ Although I know
That's perfectly insane ♪
543
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:10,018
♪ There's no sense
In trying to explain it ♪
544
00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:16,149
♪ What and where and why
And when and how ♪
545
00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:22,364
♪ All I know is suddenly I love you ♪
546
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:29,955
♪ And suddenly that's
All that matters now ♪
547
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:34,501
-Emma...
-If this seems sudden, well, it is.
548
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,671
But after what happened
today at the funeral,
549
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,924
it just feels wrong to keep it inside.
550
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:46,763
♪ Suddenly it seems I'm not the teacher ♪
551
00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:51,935
♪ And there's so much more
For me to learn ♪
552
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:58,567
♪ Suddenly I want to call a preacher ♪
553
00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:03,739
♪ And that's the sort of thought
I used to spurn ♪
554
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:10,120
♪ There's no sense
In trying to explain it ♪
555
00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:15,959
♪ What and where and why
And when and how ♪
556
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:22,758
♪ All I know is suddenly I love you ♪
557
00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:29,431
♪ And suddenly that's
All that matters now ♪
558
00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:32,059
[music continues]
559
00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:04,758
[Doc Lopez, Emma] ♪ There's no sense
In trying to explain it ♪
560
00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:10,514
♪ What and where and why
And when and how ♪
561
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:17,938
♪ All I know is suddenly I love you ♪
562
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:23,902
♪ And suddenly that's all that matters ♪
563
00:32:23,986 --> 00:32:27,239
♪ Now ♪
564
00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:35,414
[grand music playing]
565
00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:47,509
[music ends]
566
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:52,806
-♪ When you've got a job to do ♪
-♪ When you've got a job to do ♪
567
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:56,226
-♪ You must try with all your heart ♪
-♪ You must try with all your heart ♪
568
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,686
♪ Life's profoundest joys ♪
569
00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,563
-♪ Go to girls and boys ♪
-♪ Girls and boys ♪
570
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:03,233
-♪ Who finish what they start ♪
-♪ S-T-A-R-T! ♪
571
00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:10,032
♪ So here's a slice of good advice
That I'm obliged to impart ♪
572
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:14,912
♪ You must always try your best
With all of your heart ♪
573
00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:20,375
[song continues, tempo increases]
574
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:53,534
♪ So here's a slice of good advice ♪
575
00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:56,036
♪ That I'm obliged to impart ♪
576
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,622
♪ You must always try your best ♪
577
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,124
♪ Though life puts you to the test ♪
578
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:05,838
♪ You must always try your best ♪
579
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,172
♪ With all of your ♪
580
00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:10,759
-♪ Heart ♪
-H-E-A-R-T!