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(洛恩米高斯呈獻)

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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(來到舒密加頓前的三年九個月)

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他打開盒子了嗎?

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你沒告訴過我會有祼露場面

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我也不知道,迪夫沒提過

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弊,迪夫會全祼嗎?

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他的角色叫做“不受保護的求真者”

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所以他應該會全祼

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我不可以看到迪夫全祼

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你當然可以,我們都是醫生

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我是做膝蓋手術的 我份人工不包這些場面

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迪夫出場了

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撤退

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撤退

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因為我不知道裏面有甚麼

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抱歉

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-抱歉
-不好意思

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-抱歉
-大話精

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-我在走了
-走吧,快點

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踮著腳走

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(寂寞之室劇場)

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天啊

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嘩

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好靚

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扶著

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我愛你

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我很抱歉,那只是...

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我不想讓你感到有壓力

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而且在看到迪夫的賓周後 我當晚這麼說很突兀,所以可能...

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我也愛你

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不好意思

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我只會在星期四下午3點至5點見家長

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好在我不是家長

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我是祖殊史堅拿,或者祖殊史堅拿醫生

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我知道你是誰

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就是你傷了可憐人貝絲麥當拿的心

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之後還帶著鎮上的每一個女人過橋

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以這種可悲的手段試圖娶老婆

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那你有成功嗎?有找到好女人嗎?

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我還在找

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請不要浪費時間在這裏找

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就算給我100美元,我也不會和你過橋

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其實我在找一個地方過夜

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聽說校舍上面有房出租

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你收錯風了

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如果你不介意的話 我有更重要的事要處理

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原來你也受制於麥祖德黎頓

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麥祖德黎頓?

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她將我和我女朋...前女朋友趕出旅館

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又令鎮上所有人都害怕到不肯收留我們

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那女人好乞人憎

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她總是好管閒事

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想指點我在課堂上應該教甚麼

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她更拿走我那本關於野花的書 然後劃掉所有雄蕊

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所以她對你也有不滿

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對了,這也不意外

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她究竟憑甚麼?她控制了全鎮嗎?

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差不多,但她控制不了我

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我想到一個好方法去證明

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我這裏應該需要一個打雜

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以換取住宿

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對了,打雜

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我好幫得手 我只花了一小時就掛好家裏的畫

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目測距離,非常厲害

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你當時一定覺得自己充滿男子氣概

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你明天早上9點可以返工

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如果你不見怪,我還有事要做

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收到

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謝謝

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-不如8點吧
-沒問題

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我對我的護士有以下期望

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勤力、守規
且願意一絲不苟地遵循我的指示

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一定做到

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路柏斯醫生,你之前請過很多護士嗎?

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是

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現在我要給你介紹我的工具

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這叫做產科穿孔器

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真的嗎?貌似用來吃龍蝦的

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爸爸

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阿仔,不好意思,我只是要拿些東西

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你拿了甚麼?

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甚麼東西?讓我看看

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爸爸,那是手術用潤滑劑
你怎可能要用它?

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-這是秘密
-這是我的潤滑劑,我有權知道

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算了吧,讓他們拿

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現在你還慫恿了我的新護士質疑我的權威

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好吧,我和你媽媽正情到濃時

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上次潤滑劑真的幫到我們,所以...

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-爸爸,有女士在場
-不要緊

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你們太高齡不宜交歡,有欠得體

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立刻放回去

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很抱歉,你也看到我不喜歡被打斷

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-路柏斯醫生,不好意思,但...
-小姐,我說過我幫不了你

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-但我...
-蘭茜

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如果你堅決要未婚產子,這是你的事

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但我絕不會牽涉其中,所以請立刻離開

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等陣,甚麼?

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你有病嗎?

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你不能對那女孩袖手旁觀

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我絕對有權選擇照顧哪個病人

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但你是鎮上唯一的醫生

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主顯節的英語

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E、P、I、P、H、A、N、Y,主顯節

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莎妮塔,非常好

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湯米,你要串“淨化”的英語

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--淨化,
-C、A...
-唏

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同學們,跟我們的新工友
史堅拿醫生講早晨吧

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史堅拿醫生,早晨

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唏,孩子們

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大家好

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我要從哪裏開始?

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儲物室的門已經卡了數星期

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收到

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好,湯米,繼續

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-你要串“淨化”的英語
-泰特老師

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對,門卡得很緊,你有其他工作嗎?

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所以你就這樣放棄嗎?

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不,我不是放棄,只是暫時轉做其他事

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那麼,即是放棄

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同學們,莎士比亞對此說過甚麼?

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“懦夫縱使未死卻斃命多次

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勇者除非臨終卻未嚐一死”

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莎士比亞,富有洞見且優美的闡述

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即是甚麼意思?

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意思是捨難取易不會得到回報

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讓我想想如何解釋

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講真,不必以音樂劇形式解說,我明白了

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當你負起任務,你應全力去做

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人生最大樂趣,不論是男或女

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歸於有始有終之輩

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每當面對工作,逃避者會逃避

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皆因不再有趣

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但獲得世人掌聲的人

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是堅持到最後的人

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-對
-有時你會想說

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“我已沒甚麼可以貢獻”

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但人生半途而廢,縱是活著也枉然

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不要,好吧

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給你一些小建議,我有義務話你知

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你凡事必須全力以赴,全心投入

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泰特老師說得對 你怎能過著半途而廢的人生?

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或只做半個朋友?

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史堅拿醫生,你為甚麼總是放棄?

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對,為甚麼?

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(傻仔)

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唏,別煩了,就是一扇門而已

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是嗎?

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-當你負起任務
-當你負起任務

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-你應全力去做
-你應全力去做

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人生最大樂趣

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-不論是男或女
-男或女

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-歸於有始有終之輩
-有、始、有、終

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每當面對工作,逃避者會逃避

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-皆因不再有趣
-有、趣

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但獲得世人掌聲的人

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是堅持到最後的人

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-有時你會想說
-有時你會想說

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-“我已沒甚麼可以貢獻”
-“我已沒甚麼可以貢獻”

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但人生半途而廢

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-縱是活著也枉然
-縱是活著也、枉、然

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給你一些小建議,我有義務話你知

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你凡事必須全力以赴,全心投入

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你不喜歡唱歌嗎?我明白的

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我對音樂不太在行

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給你一些小建議

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我有義務話你知

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你凡事必須全力以赴

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儘管人生使你吃盡苦

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你凡事必須全力以赴

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全心

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投入

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全、心、投、入

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全心投入

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好嘢

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他們在笑甚麼?剛才一點也不好笑

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(舒密加頓,多元信仰糕點義賣會)

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(長老會,循道會)

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想吃甚麼點心呢?

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你有甚麼好推介?

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大部分人都偏愛海倫百特的粟米脆餅

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或者保莉姨姨的糖漿批

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但可惜似乎無人對我的大黃方餅有興趣

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我喜歡大黃方餅

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真的?我也是

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我還以為只有我喜歡

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它們確是比較小眾的

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-我要兩件吧
-太好了

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吃吧,我不喜歡獨享

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謝謝

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賀華德,別忘了你要戒口

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我們不想再上閣樓把你的肥佬褲找出來

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麥祖德,對不起

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找到你了

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不要慌,蘭茜,不...我是來幫你的

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他應該就是孩子的父親吧?

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對,女士,我是水手費迪積格

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感謝你為我們效力

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你身懷六甲,卻住在這麼簡陋的木屋?

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我的父母不想丟臉

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但請不要跟他們說費迪在這裏

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我和蘭茜希望拉埋天窗,真的

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但她媽媽不喜歡水手

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因為我們講好鬼多粗口,不好意思

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所以我們結不了婚

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唏,我不會批評你

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我只想確保你和寶寶都安全

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你懷了幾個月了?

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我不清楚,我有很多疑問
但不知道該問誰

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例如,寶寶會從哪裏出來?

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我覺得有幾個選擇,但聽起來都很荒唐

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蘭茜,寶寶會從你的陰道出來

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真的嗎?

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女士,就連我也說不出這種粗話

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費迪,只是醫學名詞而已,不必驚慌

216
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:22,261
讓我看看如何令你們比較易明

217
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:31,395
陰道就是陰莖的去處

218
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,898
卵巢為我們製造卵子

219
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,111
睪丸就是精子的住處

220
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子宮頸就是它們暢泳的地方

221
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,952
輸卵管就是它們相遇的地方

222
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,540
子宮就是胚胎成長的地方

223
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胎盤就是胚胎的營養來源

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直至寶寶順利直出...

225
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,467
-陰道?
-沒錯

226
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,635
跟我一起唱

227
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:09,474
-陰道
-就是陰莖的去處

228
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:13,562
-卵巢
-為我們製造卵子

229
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,441
-睪丸
-就是精子的住處

230
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,528
-子宮頸
-就是它們暢泳的地方

231
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,574
-輸卵管
-就是它們相遇的地方

232
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:29,328
-子宮
-就是胚胎成長的地方

233
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,998
-胎盤
-就是胚胎的營養來源

234
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直至寶寶順利直出陰道

235
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,384
好痛,混帳

236
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,558
這一定是傳說中的史堅拿感覺

237
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:55,604
唏,我只是在全力以赴,全心投入

238
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,440
你顯然被那扇門難倒了

239
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,485
或者明天再來毆打工具箱吧?

240
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,363
你

241
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,948
不要開槍

242
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,324
我不會開槍

243
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,409
因為你要馬上跟我和我的貝絲走

244
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,869
齊齊去教堂結婚

245
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:11,912
甚麼?

246
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,457
唏,你給我聽著,柏齊麥當高麥當拿

247
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,959
你不可以這樣闖進課室

248
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,669
揮舞著槍,像個瘋子般大吼大叫

249
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,753
你明白嗎?

250
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,171
老師,明白

251
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,131
你是這麼小看你的女兒

252
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,968
覺得要威脅男人才會有人娶她嗎?

253
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,470
-爸爸,是嗎?
-我以為...

254
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:31,265
我不覺得你的腦袋有深思熟慮過

255
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,685
但你要回家反思自己的行為

256
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,895
讓你的女兒有自己的人生

257
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,106
-明白了嗎?
-老師,明白

258
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,066
我能要回我的槍嗎?

259
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,778
我覺得你有得到教訓就會還給你,請回

260
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,579
謝謝你

261
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:58,625
身為這裏唯一 擁有正常腦袋的人肯定很煎熬

262
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,795
他們本性不壞,只是太固執守舊

263
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,674
我嘗試鼓勵他們破舊立新,但...

264
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,427
你有聽過胸罩嗎?

265
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,014
-很耳熟
-這是個偉大的新發明

266
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:15,184
可以讓女性乳房從馬甲的束縛中釋放出來

267
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,560
我很喜歡

268
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,355
但當然被麥祖德 和那些老太婆禁止了,真荒謬

269
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,733
荒謬至極,胸罩是最正的

270
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,654
在你的眼中,我們看起來很守舊又落後吧

271
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,782
畢竟你是來自大都市的人

272
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,453
那你家鄉是怎麼樣的?那個大城市

273
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,039
這個嘛...

274
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,125
不要...

275
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,420
-對不起,我無意...
-我不要這樣

276
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,256
好吧,算了,不用告訴我

277
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,842
-史堅拿醫生,祝你有個愉快的晚上
-不...

278
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,683
彼特,在未來日子裏

279
00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:00,646
請遠離盛著粟米布丁的熱鍋,好嗎?

280
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,940
你知你有幾論盡

281
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,242
好痛

282
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,249
你現在是護士了,醫生在哪裏?

283
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,290
他去了釣魚

284
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,085
你想怎樣?你為甚麼在這裏?

285
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,046
我只是...我...

286
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,881
-你要我幫手
-對

287
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,050
是嗎?不知道你記不記得

288
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,219
我們分了手,而且我好憎你

289
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,097
我知道...但我求助無門,求你了

290
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:37,891
好吧,甚麼事?

291
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,810
好,你記得我嘗試過跟鎮上所有女性

292
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,894
過橋嗎?

293
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,063
對,我記得

294
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,899
但我漏了一位女士 愛瑪泰特,她是個老師

295
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,860
所以我覺得她就是我的逃生門

296
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,695
你要跟那個老師一起尋找真愛嗎?

297
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,030
我不知道,我只知道事情不太順利

298
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,408
昨天我們本來在談話,音樂突然響起

299
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,367
她就嬲爆爆走人

300
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,911
-你是應該唱歌的
-應該是吧

301
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,998
祖殊,你正身處一場音樂劇裏
音樂劇就是這樣鋪排的

302
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,791
興奮得無法言語時就唱歌

303
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,626
興奮得無法唱歌時就跳舞

304
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,503
那興奮得無法跳舞時又怎樣?

305
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,005
回到講對白的情節嗎?

306
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,090
因為我覺得自己現在就是這樣

307
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,843
聽著,肯定會有其他方法,你熟悉音樂劇

308
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,721
有貼士給我嗎?
譬如,我正身處哪部音樂劇?

309
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,267
我好糾結,一方面我真的不想幫你

310
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,520
另一方面卻想炫耀自己的知識

311
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,190
可惡,好吧

312
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:30,110
她是個老師,帶著一個小男孩
這跟《歡樂音樂妙無窮》很相似

313
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:31,486
那我會是哪個角色?

314
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,948
哈羅德希爾,一個道德界線搖擺不定
且需要改變的自戀狂

315
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,700
-好的
-又或者是《國王與我》

316
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,827
-那我在裏面是...
-一個道德界線搖擺不定

317
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:39,912
且需要改變的自戀狂

318
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,414
好了,現在我覺得那只是你對我的觀感

319
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,458
-祖殊,你是必須唱歌的
-沒可能

320
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,419
那哈羅德希爾在劇裏 做了甚麼去贏取那位老師的歡心?

321
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,547
-他送了一支喇叭給她細佬
-點解?

322
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,759
跟“舒普皮”這句對白一樣無得解
你要聽整個脈絡嗎?

323
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,135
-你有多少時間?
-算了

324
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:56,428
喇叭、細佬,明白了

325
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,639
-應該不僅如此

326
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,349
-瑪莉莎護士
-我是醫生

327
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,059
我好似要生了

328
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,769
好吧,進來,我們幫你

329
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,687
-但路柏斯醫生...
-別管路柏斯醫生了

330
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,147
我們扶你上去

331
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,403
好的

332
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,030
你在做甚麼?

333
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,281
你應該需要幫手吧

334
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,284
對,沒錯

335
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:31,755
真是太厲害了

336
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,758
-你很厲害
-不是吧

337
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,885
-真的
-好吧,我很厲害

338
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,097
但公道點說,由於我們在音樂劇裏
生仔過程特別容易

339
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,850
這是我第一次 看到有人生出完全乾爽的寶寶

340
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,017
對,那很奇怪

341
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,145
但有你幫手真是太好了,所以謝謝你

342
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,356
樂意之至

343
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,361
你應該要去找支喇叭吧

344
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,947
對,好吧

345
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,324
祝你好運

346
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,578
-你也是
-謝謝

347
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,812
(出生證明,名字:費迪二世)

348
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,148
傳聞是真的嗎?

349
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,817
你違背我的命令,幫蘭茜生仔嗎?

350
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,611
對,因為我是醫生

351
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,489
真的,你知道醫生的責任是甚麼嗎?

352
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,824
幫助別人

353
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,284
你無權這麼做

354
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,953
這是我的診所,規矩是我定的

355
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,706
話說回來,這支東西
怎會出現在我父母的床頭櫃上?

356
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,999
是我給他們的

357
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,045
你毫無界線,沒有規矩可言

358
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,674
我沒有規矩可言?

359
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,260
你拒絕治療一位有需要的女士

360
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:04,223
很抱歉,我不管你有多英俊瀟灑

361
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,350
你這樣對蘭茜是錯的

362
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,393
對你父母及這一切亦然

363
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:11,647
如果你父母想做愛,那就由得他們吧

364
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,398
其實你知道嗎?

365
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,944
我不只要一直鼓勵他們上床

366
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,947
還要教他們促進性生活的方法

367
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,740
《慾經》裏的每個姿勢

368
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,576
但求享受快慰

369
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:29,790
到最後,儘管你反對,他們仍會活得快樂

370
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,838
我們今天在此聚首一堂告別

371
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,339
路柏斯老醫生

372
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,050
他今週驟然離世

373
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,970
原因是進行所謂的

374
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,596
“埃及式舉腳過頭”動作

375
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,267
我們都總有悲痛的時候

376
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,979
但看來路柏斯一家承受過太多悲痛

377
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649
僅僅兩年前,我在台上致悼詞

378
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,277
給賀希心愛的太太諾瑪

379
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,740
當人生帶來如此悲劇,我們該怎麼面對?

380
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:08,537
當上天的愛觸不可及

381
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:12,291
而希望又那麼遙遠

382
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,628
-嗨
-嗨

383
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,006
你還好嗎?

384
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,382
這是我的錯

385
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:24,845
是我鼓勵他增進床上技能的

386
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,889
不管怎樣,他還是會心臟病發作的

387
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,849
你知道的吧?那是隱形的計時炸彈

388
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,809
-一位智者曾說過...
-是吧

389
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,188
他就是你的醫生吧?

390
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,649
對這個年紀的男人來說,他算是頗有魅力

391
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,485
你跟那位老師怎麼樣?

392
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,487
到處都找不到喇叭

393
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:45,115
我還是無法理解這樣做怎會讓她愛上我

394
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:48,118
聽著,音樂劇裏的愛情線
不一定合乎邏輯,明嗎?

395
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,787
所以他們通常會以唱歌來敘事

396
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,080
我不會唱歌

397
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,167
我們有沒有活出美滿人生?

398
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,379
我們有沒有勇氣隨心所向?

399
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:03,842
我們有沒有利用上天賦予我們的一切?

400
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:07,221
他說得很對,是吧?
關於隨心所向的那一點

401
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,892
我也想,可以的話我會這麼做,但...

402
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:16,063
因為我們在人間短暫停留是上天的恩賜

403
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:20,567
衪並不會容許我們浪費一分一秒

404
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:23,904
你知道嗎?

405
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:25,989
你說得對

406
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:29,701
一位智者曾說過:“繁星時常照耀

407
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,622
-但只有在黑夜...”
-不是,我不是說現在

408
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,542
牧師,我有話想說

409
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,918
鎮長先生,當然可以

410
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,756
牧師說得對

411
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,969
人生很寶貴,我們不應浪費一分一秒

412
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,805
所以...

413
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:53,934
有件事情我想說很多年了

414
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,603
但從來都鼓不起勇氣

415
00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,398
佛羅倫絲

416
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,568
我親愛的老婆,我非常愛你

417
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,070
但...

418
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,157
我是個同志

419
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:12,744
甚麼?

420
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:19,960
我是個同志

421
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:25,340
這不再是弦外之義

422
00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:27,801
我受男性吸引

423
00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:32,890
不是你們,各位男士,你們很沒趣

424
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:41,064
但我是個同志

425
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:48,864
佛羅倫絲,等陣

426
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,462
-唏,卡臣
-唏,史堅拿醫生

427
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,255
我帶了一件東西給你

428
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:08,383
這是甚麼?

429
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:09,593
是卡祖笛

430
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,221
我知道你可能想要喇叭,但在鎮上找不到

431
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:13,764
再者,卡祖笛更正

432
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,266
因為你不需要上堂或者練習

433
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,560
你只要對著它吹氣,就可以創造音樂

434
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,359
其他同學只會取笑我

435
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:29,488
-為甚麼這麼說?
-因為他們老是取笑我

436
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,574
我是個異類,就是融入不了群體吧

437
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,495
老友,我明白你的感受

438
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,622
-真的嗎?
-當然了

439
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,166
我讀醫校時也融入不了群體

440
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,544
同組沒有人像我一樣

441
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:46,922
老實說,有時候都幾寂寞

442
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,258
但你知道我怎麼做嗎?我懶得理他們

443
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:50,509
“懶得理他們”?

444
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:56,306
我發現他們的想法並不重要

445
00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:58,392
最重要的是我的想法

446
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:01,270
於是我努力向上,成為了醫生

447
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:03,355
現在我有大把朋友

448
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:07,526
包括卡美路安東尼,他是著名籃球運動員

449
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:11,822
我曾經治療過他的膝蓋 之後他幫我拿到場邊席門票

450
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:15,409
那些靚位每張價值二千五百美元

451
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,703
-嘩
-沒錯,所以來吧

452
00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:19,913
試試看

453
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,087
對

454
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,467
嘩,我做得到了,我吹出了音樂

455
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,180
-家姐...
-怎麼了?

456
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,891
史堅拿醫生送了 有史以來最美妙的東西給我

457
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:41,518
是卡祖笛啊,你看,我能吹出音樂

458
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,066
那太好了

459
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,780
好嘢,竟然成功了

460
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921
醫生

461
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:12,090
你還好嗎?

462
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:17,846
瑪莉莎,抱歉,我只是出來沉思一下

463
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,140
今天很沉重

464
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:24,061
我之前不知道你太太的事

465
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:27,439
我很遺憾,你肯定很愛她

466
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:30,192
對,沒錯

467
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:34,571
還有,我想你知道
我對你父親的事深感抱歉

468
00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:38,033
我覺得如果不是我,他就不會離開

469
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:40,869
不是...瑪莉莎,你千萬不能怪責自己

470
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:42,329
絕不能

471
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:46,416
因為你,他人生最後一段時光
才會充滿歡樂和愛意

472
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,878
我完全幫不上忙,完全沒有...

473
00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:52,840
我是賀希沙巴遜費達維高路柏斯醫生

474
00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:56,218
一個控制欲強的完美主義者 而且不讓別人做自已

475
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,304
我很討厭這樣的自己,討厭極了

476
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:03,934
那種性格也有其優點

477
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,602
我之前就是這樣告訴自己的

478
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,689
但同時卻令自己心愛的人難過

479
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:13,527
後來你來了 勇敢站起來對抗我,說出自己的想法

480
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:16,071
沒錯,我起初很討厭那樣

481
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,573
但現在我發現...

482
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,158
你是對的

483
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:23,620
而我錯了,對一切的看法都是錯的

484
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:27,833
這是我從男人口中聽過最迷人的說話

485
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,252
瑪莉莎,你改變了我

486
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:32,504
謝謝你

487
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,304
這是怎麼搞的?

488
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,016
順利嗎?

489
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,518
不

490
00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:50,522
我算是最差勁的工友

491
00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:52,232
來了一週,卻甚麼也處理不到

492
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:53,483
除了卡臣

493
00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:56,320
謝謝你向他伸出援手

494
00:28:57,196 --> 00:29:00,866
他沒有父母的陪伴,成長過程很艱難

495
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:04,161
我嘗試過教導他人生中重要的事

496
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:09,041
同理心、誠信,通常還有第三樣東西

497
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:12,211
但顯然我剝奪了他很多東西

498
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:13,837
唏,別對自己這麼苛刻

499
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:16,465
他是個乖孩子,都是因為你

500
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,383
鎮上有很多人會反對這個說法

501
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,718
誰在乎他們怎麼想?

502
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,387
他們加起來也不及你

503
00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:26,934
祖殊史堅拿

504
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:29,478
你不是我想像中的那種男人

505
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:32,606
醫生

506
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:35,609
瑪莉莎,今天鎮長的舉動啟發了我

507
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,572
我知道這樣很唐突 但我不想再浪費一分一秒

508
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:46,870
突然我發現自己正遺忘

509
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:53,126
腦海裏縈繞的各種思想

510
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:58,131
我忽想籌備婚禮做新郎

511
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:04,346
雖然我知道是徹底失常

512
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:10,018
嘗試解釋並沒有意義

513
00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:16,149
何物、何地、為何、何時、如何
這一切都不重要

514
00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:22,364
我只知道自己突然愛上你

515
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:29,955
突然這變成最重要的事情

516
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:34,501
-愛瑪
-這樣好像很唐突,不過沒錯

517
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,671
經過今天在喪禮上發生的事

518
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,924
我覺得不應該埋藏自己的心聲

519
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:46,763
突然我不像一個教師

520
00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:51,935
我還有很多事要學習

521
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:58,567
突然我想找一個牧師

522
00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:03,739
我以前會摒棄這種想法

523
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:10,120
嘗試解釋並沒有意義

524
00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:15,959
何物、何地、為何、何時、如何
這一切都不重要

525
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:22,758
我只知道自己突然愛上你

526
00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:29,431
突然這變成最重要的事情

527
00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:04,758
嘗試解釋並沒有意義

528
00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:10,514
何物、何地、為何、何時、如何
這一切都不重要

529
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:17,938
我只知道自己突然愛上你

530
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:23,902
突然這變成最重要的

531
00:32:23,986 --> 00:32:27,239
事情

532
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:52,806
-當你負起任務
-當你負起任務

533
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:56,226
-你應全力去做
-你應全力去做

534
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,686
人生最大樂趣

535
00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,563
-不論是男或女
-男或女

536
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:03,233
-歸於有始有終之輩
-有、始、有、終

537
00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:10,032
給你一些小建議,我有義務話你知

538
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:14,912
你凡事必須全力以赴,全心投入

539
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:53,534
給你一些小建議

540
00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:56,036
我有義務話你知

541
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,622
你凡事必須全力以赴

542
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,124
儘管人生使你吃盡苦

543
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:05,838
你凡事必須全力以赴

544
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,172
全心

545
00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:10,759
-投入
-全、心、投、入

546
00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:12,844
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