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(洛恩麥可斯呈獻)

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《歡迎來到施米加多!》

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(來到施米加多的一年又三個月前)

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(先生與太太)

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我要感謝我優秀的伴娘們,大老遠趕來

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內布拉斯加的阿萊恩斯 參加這場在度假勝地舉辦的婚禮

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最後,我要舉杯向我佛羅伊姆森家的
爺爺、奶奶致敬

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謝謝他們親身向我示範真愛的模樣

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50年前,他們出門散步
就一路走到了法院

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他們是如此肯定

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我爺爺說那是一種 “佛羅伊姆森家的直覺”

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艾迪,我對你有佛羅伊姆森家的直覺

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好了,各位伴娘,開始跳舞

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我沒聽過這首歌,妮可沒跟我說要跳舞

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歌詞會教妳怎麼跳,跟著指示就行

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往右...往左,往右

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往左,往右

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往左...

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往前,往右

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好,現在請這幾位伴娘出色的另一半

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上台和她們一起跳舞

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-好
-盡情展現舞技

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往右...往左,往右

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往左,往右,往左...

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往前,往右...

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妳行的,跳得很好

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後退,往左...

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如果有一起跳就好了

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是啊,但是跳排舞
參加婚禮,整個場面...

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超討厭的,妳知道我多討厭這種場合

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對,但我討厭你丟我一個人在台上

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對不起

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我愛妳,妳知道我愛妳,對嗎?

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對,我知道

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現在妮可和艾迪結婚了

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是啊...真誇張

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儘管他們是在我們交往一年後才開始約會

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好,今晚的前三名是什麼?

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說出今晚最扯的三個場景,開始

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好,首先是妮可的爺爺醉到不行

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居然跑去跟樹跳舞

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這個嘛,可不能違背
佛羅伊姆森家的直覺,真是...

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第二名我肯定選從拍照亭走出來的女生

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-光著腳丫,拿著一串羊肉
-對

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她進去的時候絕對沒拿羊肉串

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第三名是DJ居然選了《模糊界線》

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當父女舞的背景音樂

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父女之間的界線挺清楚的吧

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可惡的男士水果酒

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早安,小甜心

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嘿,昨晚真是謝謝你

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我玩得很開心,我們改天見囉

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讚喔

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妳急著去哪裡?不留下來吃早餐嗎?

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哇

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你煮了好多,真的卯足全力喔

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是啊,男人找到命中注定的另一半
就會這麼做

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你說什麼?

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妳馴服了我

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我不再孤家寡人

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來自紐約市的女醫生

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眨著迷人雙眸對我微笑

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現在我愛上了她,全身飄飄然

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妳馴服了我

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怎麼樣?妳準備嫁給我了嗎?

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丹尼,不

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我很高興你喜歡我 可是...我們只是睡了一晚

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而且喬許和我只是情侶間發生口角

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犯了些錯誤,非常火熱的錯誤

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但...我想我們會把話說開

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所以,就這樣

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我馬上離開你家

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你可以繼續當鎮上的小混混

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且慢

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我這種身無分文的遊樂園員工

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如何養活這位來自大城市的浮誇新娘?

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而且她肚子裡已經有了小生命

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等等,好,我不是你的新娘

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而且你不用擔心孩子的事

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因為我有裝一個神奇的東西,叫做避孕器

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寶寶若是男生,當然不用擔心

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但若是女生呢?

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嬌小玲瓏,穿著粉紅洋裝
頂著一頭鬈髮的小女生

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情況就此不同

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有嗎?真的?再說一次,我沒懷...

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我發誓從今天起

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我會絞盡腦汁,不擇手段弄到錢

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我付錢給一位同事在我的子宮 安裝一個銅製T型器具

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以防著床...

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我得賺大錢,但我賺不了錢

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當我沒說

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我必須或偷或竊

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偷和竊是同樣意思

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或是巧取、竊盜、搶劫、偷盜

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抑或是扒竊、偷拿

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又或是詐財、捲款

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(歡樂屋)

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(開心樂園)

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-快點
-嘿,妳們有看到喬許嗎?

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秀戒指...

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秀戒指...

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秀戒指...

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各位女士,我很榮幸宣布,從現在起

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妳們可以叫我喬許史金納醫生娘了

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讚喔

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小梅,我在這裡

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你這個大混蛋居然訂婚了?

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之前你老是嚇個半死

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只要我不經意地說要看戒指 而且還是上網看

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他要開槍殺我

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什麼?誰?

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那個農夫,貝琪的爸爸

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他用上膛的獵人步槍指著我的頭

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逼我當場跟她求婚,我只能照做

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不好笑

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其實挺好笑的

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而且,還有一件事
她的年紀顯然比外表小得多

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是啊,我試著警告你

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你沒看過《真善美》嗎?
麗莎16歲,但演員實際年齡其實是20幾歲

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而且他是醫生

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早期的音樂劇都把女性寫得很膚淺

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等一下

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什麼?

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哈維,怎麼回事?

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梅麗莎小姐,真抱歉

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那些人突然跑來逼我清空你們的房間

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“那些人”是誰?

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那個,就是...

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就是我們

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憂心忡忡的鎮民團體,抵制未來母親聯盟

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“抵制未來母親聯盟”?

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所以妳們抵制時光流逝?

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我們反對你們這種都市人

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用都市行為玷污我們的小鎮

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事證一,你帶無辜少女去森林
把她迷得團團轉

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什麼?不,我沒有,什麼都沒發生

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事證二,妳和曾誘拐良家婦女的
丹尼貝利過了一夜

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我和他也什麼都沒做

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和他的狀況一模一樣

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知道嗎?

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這些不實指控讓我們非常火大

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你們的舉止才令人不齒

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所以我們現在正式判定你們有不雅行為

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抵制未來母親聯盟在此宣布

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因此沒有人,我再強調一次
施米加多沒有人會收留你們

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哈維,別盤算在我離開之後
讓他們回來住

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你的想法像書本一樣好懂

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等等,書本比你有骨氣

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祝兩位過得愉快

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女士們,我們走

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妳和那個遊樂園員工真的...

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-為什麼?
-為什麼你要去競標提籃?

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我...

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-好,聽著,我們都犯了錯
-對

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所以別糾結這些了

156
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我們有更重要的事得處理

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比方說,我會被射殺

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喬許,不會的

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我們在音樂劇裡,好嗎?
音樂劇中不會有人遇害

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除了《奧克拉荷馬》和《旋轉木馬》

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還有《南太平洋》
我都忘了《西城故事》

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聽起來所有音樂劇都有人掛掉

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所以我死定了 我們沒地方住,而且永遠出不去

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不,不會的,好,我們接下來這麼做

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你去跟貝琪提分手

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農夫不會開槍射你

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我去找鎮長 看他能不能幫我們找到另一個住處

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然後呢?

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然後...我們很聰明
去宜家家居有找到離場路線

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我們會想出辦法離開這裡

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好

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這主意不錯

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我這就去

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我保證你會沒事的

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嘿,貝琪

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嘿,你在這裡呀,喬許史金納醫生娘在此

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貝琪

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有件事我們得談談

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這還用說,我們有好多事情得計畫

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我真的...

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我等不及要結婚了

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是啊,妳表達得很清楚,不過是這樣的

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妳還很年輕 我們大概永遠不會知道妳究竟多年輕

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但妳的人生還很長

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所以不必急著決定,對嗎?

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但如果這是真愛...

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是啊,不過...

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等一下

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如果是的話呢?

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沒人知道施米加多所定義的真愛 究竟是什麼,對嗎?

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也許妳是我離開的管道

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離開什麼的管道?

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(施米加多,快回來玩)

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但你為何打定主意,現在就要過人行橋?

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是有什麼浪漫的原因嗎?

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對,沒錯

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確實有個浪漫的原因,非常浪漫

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是什麼?

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-我現在就告訴妳
-好

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告訴妳是什麼原因

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因為...真的很浪漫

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我的家族稱之為“史金納家的直覺”

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史金納家的直覺?

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對,是這樣的,50多年前

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我的爺爺、奶奶散步到當地的人行橋

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他們過橋之後

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就直接走向法院結婚

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我爺爺說他和奶奶一起過橋之後

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打從心底知道他們之間肯定是真愛

210
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-就是史金納家的直覺
-沒錯

211
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,009
這種感覺不容否認 而且只有史金納家的人能感覺到

212
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:03,432
另一半永遠不會知道 他內心究竟有沒有升起這股直覺

213
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,853
喬許史金納醫生 這是我聽過最美的一段話

214
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,855
很好,所以我們有一個傳統

215
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,316
史金納家的人 必須和未來的另一半一起過橋

216
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,359
才能確定是不是真愛

217
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,446
我很榮幸能和你一起過這座橋

218
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,364
-好,太棒了,走吧
-好

219
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,082
媽的

220
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,587
你有感覺到嗎?和史金納爺爺一樣嗎?

221
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,839
其實沒有

222
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,841
-貝琪,很抱歉
-可是...

223
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,179
所以這不是真愛囉?我們不結婚了嗎?

224
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,765
看來是不會,我和妳一樣毫無頭緒

225
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,311
史金納家的直覺真可惡,這根本是詛咒

226
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,731
爸爸會很不高興

227
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,734
對,也許我們應該先別告訴他

228
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,029
以免他不高興,也為了我的小命著想

229
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,906
爸爸

230
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,075
等等,我說真的,別告訴妳爸

231
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,371
妳會沒事的,貝琪,鎮上還有很多男人

232
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,915
也許找個跟妳年紀相仿的

233
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,124
雖然我不知道妳幾歲

234
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,544
妳只要...

235
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,924
繼續試就好

236
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,260
好,親愛的,有什麼事嗎?

237
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,846
其實我是來找鎮長的,他在嗎?

238
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,015
抱歉,不在,他又去散步了

239
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,184
他真的很喜歡散步

240
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,353
妳倆在旅社的房間住得舒適嗎?

241
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,232
我總是用一條長繩子綁住門把

242
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,359
其實我就是為此而來

243
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,695
因為蜜爾芮雷頓把我們趕出旅社

244
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,531
並叫鎮上所有人都不准接待我們

245
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,033
所以我希望鎮長也許能插手這件事?

246
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,285
不

247
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,746
鎮長不想跟抵制未來母親聯盟起衝突

248
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,165
我覺得她們是巫婆

249
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,502
那我們該住哪裡才好?

250
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,922
我不確定,你們要住同一處嗎?

251
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,635
應該是吧,情況還是有點複雜

252
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,973
我聽說羅培茲醫生在找新護士

253
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,100
這個職位有提供食宿

254
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:14,396
我當護士可能大材小用了,其實我是醫生

255
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,694
這樣啊,也許鎮長散步回來之後
會想辦法幫妳

256
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,071
他超愛散步的

257
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:28,410
有時候他會去散步好幾個小時 一直走個沒完

258
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,957
曼樂夫太太,冒昧請教一下

259
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:39,087
妳究竟有多瞭解妳的丈夫?

260
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,590
這是個好問題

261
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,927
他似乎是個很難懂的人

262
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,012
與眾不同

263
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:53,519
有些男人喜歡打架、咒罵
抽菸、喝酒、鬼吼樣樣來

264
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:59,608
讓人傷心難過 或更悲慘,待在家裡找麻煩

265
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:05,614
但我的丈夫彬彬有禮、溫柔又細膩

266
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:11,203
有如情人節禮物上的蕾絲裝飾

267
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,289
他是奇人

268
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:21,004
我的丈夫

269
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,798
親愛的

270
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:28,846
有些男人醉醺醺地晚歸 晚餐和甜點全都要

271
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:35,102
其他男人看見路邊野花,眼睛就閃起光芒

272
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:41,525
但我的丈夫熱愛烹飪,絕不多看一眼

273
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:47,030
其他更年輕、嬌小或姣好的女孩

274
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,409
他是奇人

275
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:56,498
我的丈夫

276
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,835
我高中的時候就是這樣

277
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:05,799
還有誰比他更體貼或能言善道?

278
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:09,928
我只希望在夜裡

279
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:15,475
他能稍微更積極

280
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,727
我就說吧

281
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:21,982
有時候他優秀得難以置信

282
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:28,614
彷彿他內心有個我看不見的人 奮力想要破繭而出

283
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:33,994
我多想放他自由,才能終於看見真正的他

284
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,791
讓他展露本色,發光發熱

285
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,879
他是奇人

286
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:50,928
我的丈夫

287
00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:00,103
曼樂夫太太,妳可以推丈夫一把

288
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,439
幫助他掙脫束縛

289
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,191
不,我不能那麼做

290
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,276
那得由他決定,不是我

291
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,780
他們吹了...史金納醫生取消了

292
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,240
卡森,你在說什麼?

293
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,741
等等,誰取消了什麼?

294
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,910
而且我想問,他能隨時闖進每個地方嗎?

295
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,704
史金納醫生悔婚了

296
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:21,165
現在貝琪傷心得要命,他們吹了...

297
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:27,964
哇,他做到了,說到做到

298
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:32,886
說不定喬許終於準備好 認真經營我們的感情了

299
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,849
我爺爺說他和奶奶一起過橋之後

300
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,768
打從心底知道他們之間肯定是真愛

301
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,853
天啊

302
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,355
他稱之為“史金納家的直覺”

303
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,984
哪個女生想和我一起過橋?

304
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,820
我們動作快一點 因為可能有個農夫想殺我

305
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,196
希望是我

306
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,532
我十秒鐘前才知道這件事

307
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,576
但現在成了我畢生的夢想

308
00:17:56,577 --> 00:18:00,622
沒問題,好,我們用唱的,有何不可?

309
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:06,003
我聽過太多次,聽到都麻痹了

310
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:11,508
船到橋頭自然直

311
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:16,847
但我已芳齡23,卻仍孤孤單單

312
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:22,186
我有一個嶄新的想法

313
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,107
找到那座橋,馬上跨過去

314
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,361
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去

315
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:35,824
讓其他女孩繼續等待 浪費青春年華,耽誤大好時光

316
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,286
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去

317
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,288
-找到另一半
-找到另一半

318
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,373
-收下那戒指
-收下那戒指

319
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,586
找到另一半,收下那枚戒指

320
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,715
讓其他女士搖擺不定,爭先恐後奔往聖壇

321
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:56,345
找到另一半,收下那枚戒指...

322
00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:00,098
新郎來了,新娘也來了
我們約好在橋的彼端見

323
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,269
新郎來了,新娘也來了
我們約好在橋的彼端見

324
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:08,607
我們約好在橋的彼端見...

325
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,906
很抱歉,我討厭這樣...
很高興認識...再見

326
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:20,744
這不是隱喻,不,比那更深刻

327
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,665
真的是座橋

328
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:29,878
姊妹,把握好男人

329
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,381
去追他

330
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,052
這不是隱喻,不,比那更深刻

331
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,847
真的是座橋

332
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:40,931
不是

333
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:46,186
姊妹,把握好男人

334
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,480
去追他

335
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,525
-找到那座橋,馬上跨過去
-這不是隱喻

336
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,402
不,比那更深刻

337
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,363
-找到那座橋,立刻跨過去
-真的是座橋

338
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,907
-下一位,妳請回吧
-猶豫不決的每一天

339
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,617
容貌都逐漸老去

340
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,035
找到那座橋

341
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,955
-立刻跨過去
-好,對,如我所料

342
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,375
找到那座橋,馬上跨過去

343
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,919
這之中肯定有我的真命天女

344
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,088
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去,馬上跨過去

345
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:17,176
躊躇不前的每個女孩,都在小巷逐漸凋零

346
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:23,891
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去

347
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,601
立刻跨過橋

348
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,854
好,下一位是誰?

349
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,857
不會吧,不可能全都試過了

350
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,359
真的?沒有別人了?

351
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:37,446
太好了

352
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,284
-真是太扯了
-小梅

353
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,952
你整天都在做這件事?

354
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,037
這是個實驗

355
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,456
我在努力想辦法讓我們倆離開這裡

356
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,082
你是說讓你自己離開這裡吧?

357
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:53,253
而我卻在整座小鎮奔波 就為了替我們找住處

358
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,841
你好像什麼正經事都做不好

359
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,969
只挑最不用花心力的事情來做

360
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,055
先說一聲 我不知道妳對心力的定義是什麼

361
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,473
但剛才那首舞曲超長的

362
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,726
-喬許,再見
-小梅...別這樣

363
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:11,021
不...現在看來我們得各自努力了

364
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,482
-小梅
-喬許,你去死

365
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,363
你傷透我女兒的心

366
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,074
-她告訴爸爸了
-你死定了

367
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,161
對,是真槍

368
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,371
給我回來

369
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,541
好痛,我的屁股

370
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,834
抱歉,彼特

371
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,726
太衰了吧

372
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,312
史金納醫生

373
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,524
嗨,牧師,抱歉,我...這裡有開嗎?

374
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,027
上帝的住所永遠敞開,你要待多久都行

375
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,404
總比回家好,對吧?

376
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,867
你有心事嗎?

377
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,371
好,我就說吧

378
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,131
牧師,我這幾天在鎮上過得很辛苦

379
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,883
我和我女友分手

380
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:25,095
然後我在槍口下被迫求婚 而且現在看來我哪裡都去不了

381
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:29,391
因為我顯然無法找到真愛,管他什麼意思

382
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:33,061
這樣啊,《聖經》對真愛有一套見解

383
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,608
“凡事包容,凡事相信

384
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,652
凡事盼望,凡事忍耐”

385
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,947
也就是說,得花很多心思

386
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,992
所以真愛也許不是用找的

387
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,077
而是努力促成的

388
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,581
但如果我...

389
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,876
如果我就是做不到呢?

390
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,090
如果是農夫麥當諾,跟他說我離開鎮上了

391
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,473
艾瑪,妳怎麼這麼晚來這裡?

392
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,726
抱歉,我睡不著,所以整理了卡森的衣櫃

393
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,269
我想這些衣服能給窮人穿

394
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,232
艾瑪,真是太棒了
我們需要更多水手服,謝謝妳

395
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,401
牧師,別客氣,我們烘焙義賣會見

396
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,366
好,我來回答你的問題,我相信每個人...

397
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,700
那是誰?

398
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,577
艾瑪泰特,學校的女老師夫人

399
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:34,331
學校的女老師夫人?夫人是什麼意思?
已婚才能當嗎?

400
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,793
不,艾瑪清楚表明很多次了
她和婚姻沒有瓜葛

401
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:40,838
真希望我和她一樣堅決

402
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,093
她沒嘗試過和我一起過橋

403
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:47,761
肯定就是她了

404
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:59,982
我回到原點,孤身一人

405
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:04,194
獨自在城鎮街道遊蕩

406
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:09,533
我和喬許的感情每況愈下

407
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,412
看來我該...

408
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,459
-誰呀?
-你是羅培茲醫生嗎?

409
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,420
-我就是
-親愛的,是誰?

410
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,631
我是梅麗莎金寶,我來應徵護士

411
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:28,594
那妳要找的是另一位羅培茲醫生 稍等一下

412
00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,053
妳要找的是我們的兒子

413
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,097
荷希,有人找你

414
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,686
妳好

415
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,609
讚喔

416
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:52,284
找到那座橋,馬上跨過去

417
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:56,538
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去

418
00:24:56,622 --> 00:25:01,001
讓其他女孩繼續等待 浪費青春年華,耽誤大好時光

419
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,463
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去

420
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,465
-找到另一半
-找到另一半

421
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,550
-收下那戒指
-收下那戒指

422
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:12,763
找到另一半,收下那枚戒指

423
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:16,892
讓其他女士搖擺不定,爭先恐後奔往聖壇

424
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:21,522
找到另一半,收下那枚戒指...

425
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:25,526
新郎來了,新娘也來了

426
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:27,861
我們約好在橋的彼端見

427
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:39,039
這不是隱喻,不,比那更深刻

428
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:43,126
真的是座橋

429
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:48,048
姊妹,把握好男人

430
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,551
去追他

431
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,513
找到那座橋,馬上跨過去

432
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:58,851
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去,馬上跨過去

433
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:02,938
躊躇不前的每個女孩,都在小巷逐漸凋零

434
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:09,862
找到那座橋,立刻跨過去

435
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,364
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