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(洛恩米高斯呈獻)

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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(來到舒密加頓前的一年三個月)

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(先生和太太)

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感謝我的一班好姊妹抽空來到

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內布拉斯加州阿萊恩斯 出席我們的旅行婚禮

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最後,我想為我的祖父母科臣夫婦祝酒

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他們讓我看到何謂真愛

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50年前,他們去散步
走著走著就走進法院了

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他倆憑感覺認定了對方

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我祖父稱之為“科臣感覺”

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而艾迪,我對你有科臣感覺

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好了,姊妹們,是時候跳舞了

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我不懂這首歌,妮歌沒有向我提過

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歌詞就是指示,跟著做就是了

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往右走...往左走,往右走

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往左走,往右走

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往左走...

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往前走,往右走

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現在是時候讓姊妹們的另一半

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來到舞池上與她們共舞

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-好吧
-盡情舞動吧

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往右走...往左走,往右走

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往左走,往右走,往左走...

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往前走,往右走...

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你跳得不錯,非常好

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往後退,往左走...

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如果我們今晚有一起跳舞就好了

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我知道,但在婚禮上跳排舞,整個...

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我很討厭這種東西,你知道的

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知道,但我更討厭你
由得我一個人在舞池上

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對不起

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我愛你,你知道的吧?

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是,我知道

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妮歌和艾迪現在結為夫婦了

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對...真瘋狂

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儘管他們比我們遲一年才拍拖

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好了,今晚的前三強是甚麼?

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今晚最難看的場面前三強,講吧

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好,第一個是當妮歌的祖父喝到爛醉

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他開始跟一棵樹跳舞

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你總不能克制科臣感覺,你真的...

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第二個,我想必是
當那個女生從拍照亭走出來時

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-竟是赤腳的,而且拿著一支羊肉串
-對

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她進去時肯定沒有拿著那支羊肉串

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而第三個是音樂騎師竟然播《模糊界線》

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作父女共舞的伴曲

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父女之間的界線劃得頗分明的

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可惡的紳士賓治酒

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靚女,早晨

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唏,謝謝你昨晚陪我

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真是很開心,那我們再見吧

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正斗

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你這麼急去哪裏?你不留下吃早餐嗎?

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嘩

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這麼大陣仗,你真的很用心

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當一個男人找到自己的終身伴侶 他就會這麼做

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甚麼終身伴侶?

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你已經馴服了我

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這男子不再單身了

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一個來自紐約市的女醫生

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向我微笑,眼睛嫵媚有神

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現在我為之著迷且飄飄然

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你已經馴服了我

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那你意下如何?你準備好嫁給我了嗎?

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丹尼,不

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我受寵若驚,但我...
那其實比較像是一夜情

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再者,你也知道
我和祖殊不久前發生了小爭執

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我們犯了些錯誤,特別火辣的錯誤

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但...我們應該會消除分歧

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所以,就是這樣

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那我閃了

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你可以繼續在小鎮裏做無賴

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但等等

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我這個在嘉年華打工的窮鬼

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怎會養得起這位故作高貴 來自城市的新娘子?

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還有她肚裏的孩子?

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等陣,好了,我不是你的新娘子

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還有不必擔心甚麼孩子

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因為我用了一個叫避孕環的神器

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當然,如果孩子是個男孩
一切都會安然度過

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但萬一是個女孩呢?

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一個嬌小玲瓏、柔媚
穿著粉紅色衣服的鬈髮女孩

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一切都會變得不一樣

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會嗎?真的嗎?但我重申一次,我沒懷...

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我發誓從今起

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我要想盡辦法去湊錢

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我付錢請我的同事 幫我在子宮裏裝上一個銅製的T形裝置

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以防止著床...

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我要東拼西湊,我沒可能會賺那麼多錢

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算了

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所以我要不惜去偷,甚至去盜

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兩樣都是同一回事

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去竊、去扒、去搶、去奪

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去掠、去剽

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去騙,或捲款潛逃

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(歡樂屋)

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(開心樂園)

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-來吧
-唏,女士們,你們有見過祖殊嗎?

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給我們看戒指...

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給我們看戒指...

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給我們看戒指...

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女士們,我很自豪地宣佈從今起

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你們可以叫我祖殊史堅拿醫生太太

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正斗

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小瑪,這邊啊

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你個衰人,你訂了婚?

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每次我輕描淡寫地說

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想在網上看戒指,你都大驚小怪

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他原本打算向我開槍

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甚麼?誰?

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那個農夫,貝絲的父親

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他用大獵槍指著我的臉

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威脅我即場向她求婚,我別無選擇

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這並不好笑

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其實幾好笑

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還有順道一提 那個女生原來比外表看起來年輕得多

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對,我試過提醒你

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你沒看過《仙樂飄飄處處聞》嗎?
麗素16歲,但飾演她的演員卻20多歲

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而且他是個醫生

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早期音樂劇的女角色被描繪得很無知膚淺

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等陣

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搞甚麼?

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哈維,這是怎麼回事?

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瑪莉莎小姐,對不起

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他們突然過來要求我清空你們的房間

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他們是誰?

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就是...

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是我們

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表示關注的反未來母親組織成員

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“反未來母親組織”?

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即是你們反對時間推移?

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我們是反對像你們這種城市人

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用城市思想污染我們的小鎮

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證據一,你跟一位天真無邪的女孩
走進樹林偷情,使她背棄道德

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甚麼?不是,我沒有,甚麼事也沒有發生

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證據二,你跟那位
出名放蕩不羈的丹尼比利共度一宵

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我這邊同樣甚麼事也沒有發生

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就跟他的情況一樣

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還有你知道嗎?

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我倆對這些莫名其妙的指控表示憤慨

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這裏唯一令人憤慨的是你們的所作所為

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現已正式被反未來母親組織

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視為有欠得體

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所以沒有人,我強調
舒密加頓沒有人會為你們提供住宿

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還有,哈維
別想在我離開之後就讓他們回來

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你像書本一樣容易看透

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不是,書本比你更有腰骨

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祝你們有愉快的一天

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女士們,我們走吧

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所以你跟那個嘉年華員工真的...

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-為甚麼?
-為甚麼你要參加那個籃子拍賣會?

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我...

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-好了,聽著,我倆都犯了錯
-對

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所以還是盡棄前嫌吧

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我們還有更重要的事要解決

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譬如,我會被槍殺一事

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祖殊,那是不會發生的

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我們正身處一場音樂劇裏,明嗎?
無人會在音樂劇中被殺

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除了《奧克拉荷馬》和《天上人間》

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還有《南太平洋》,對了,《夢斷城西》

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似乎每部音樂劇都有這種情節

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那我死定了,又沒地方收留我們
我們永遠被困在這裏了

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不,不會這樣的,好了,我們要這麼做

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你去跟貝絲一刀兩斷

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那個農夫不會槍殺你的

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而我就去找鎮長 看看他能否幫我們找地方住

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然後呢?

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然後...我們那麼聰明
連在宜家家居也能找到路

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我們總會找到辦法離開這裏

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好的

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聽起來不錯

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我就這麼做

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你不會有事的,我向你保證

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唏,貝絲

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你好啊,你該叫我祖殊史堅拿醫生太太

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貝絲

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我們有些事要談談

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真的,有一大堆計劃要準備

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我真的...

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我真的等不及要結婚了

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是,看得出,但你知道嗎?

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你還很年輕,至於有多年輕
我們可能永遠都不會知道

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但你還有漫漫的人生路要走

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所以不必急於一時,是吧?

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但如果這是真愛...

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當然了,不過...

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等陣

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萬一真的是呢?

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誰知道舒密加頓對真愛的定義為何呢?

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也許你是我逃出去的方法

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逃出哪裏?

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(舒密加頓,請再光臨)

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但你為甚麼堅持要現在過這條行人橋?

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是因為某種浪漫的原因嗎?

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對,正是

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有某種浪漫的原因,非常浪漫

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是甚麼?

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-我現在告訴你
-好的

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告訴你其中的原因

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因為...真的非常浪漫

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就是我家族所稱的“史堅拿感覺”

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史堅拿感覺?

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沒錯,事源50多年前

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我的祖父母到家附近的一條行人橋散步

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過了橋之後

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他們走著走著就走進了法院裏登記結婚

208
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祖父說他跟祖母甫過橋

209
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就毫不猶豫地肯定這是真愛

210
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-那就是史堅拿感覺
-沒錯

211
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,009
那是不容置疑的 而且只有史堅拿家的人才會感受到

212
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而其伴侶則無法得知是否有這種感覺

213
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,853
祖殊史堅拿醫生,這是我聽過最美妙的事

214
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,855
太好了,所以現在在傳統上

215
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,316
史堅拿家的人 要跟其未婚夫或未婚妻一起過橋

216
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,359
這樣才能確定這是真愛

217
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,446
我很榮幸能夠跟你一起過橋

218
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,364
-好吧,那就好了,我們來吧
-好

219
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,082
可惡

220
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,587
你有感受到嗎?像你的史堅拿祖父那樣?

221
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,839
其實沒有

222
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,841
-貝絲,對不起
-但是...

223
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,179
所以這不是真愛?我們不結婚了嗎?

224
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,765
應該不會了,我跟你一樣困惑

225
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,311
甚麼鬼史堅拿感覺?這根本是個詛咒

226
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,731
爸爸一定不會喜歡這樣子

227
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,734
對,所以或許我們暫且不要告訴他

228
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,029
看在他的感受和我的安危份上吧?

229
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爸爸

230
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,075
等陣,講真,不要告訴爸爸

231
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,371
你不會有問題的 貝絲,外面還有大把男人

232
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,915
也許找個跟你年紀比較相近的

233
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,124
不管你幾歲

234
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,544
你只要...

235
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,924
繼續嘗試

236
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,260
親愛的,我有甚麼可以幫你?

237
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,846
我其實想找鎮長,他在嗎?

238
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,015
不好意思,他不在,他又去散步了

239
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,184
他很喜歡去散步

240
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,353
你們覺得旅館的房間如何?

241
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,232
我總是要用條長繩綁著門柄

242
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,359
其實這就是我來的原因

243
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,695
麥祖德黎頓把我們趕出來了

244
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,531
還跟鎮上所有人說不要收留我們

245
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,033
所以我在想或許鎮長可以干預此事?

246
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,285
不行

247
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,746
鎮長可不想得罪反未來母親組織

248
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,165
我覺得她們是女巫

249
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,502
那我們該去哪裏住?

250
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,922
我不知道,你們會一起住嗎?

251
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,635
會吧,現在還是有點複雜

252
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,973
聽說路柏斯醫生想請個新護士

253
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,100
那個職位包食宿

254
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:14,396
當護士來說 我的資歷有點過高,我其實是個醫生

255
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,694
或許鎮長散步回來後會幫到你

256
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,071
他真的很喜歡散步

257
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:28,410
有時候一去就幾個鐘,不停地走著走著

258
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,957
萬羅夫太太,恕我冒昧一問

259
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:39,087
你對你丈夫有多了解?

260
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,590
這是個好問題

261
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,927
他看起來深不可測

262
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,012
非一般的人

263
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:53,519
有些男人喜歡打鬥和爆粗 他們又煙又酒又侮辱

264
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:59,608
使你愁雲慘霧,或者更糟
他們在旁時人間如獄

265
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:05,614
但我的男人溫婉體貼、情感豐富

266
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:11,203
猶如情人節禮物上的絲帶般輕柔

267
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,289
他與別不同

268
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:21,004
我的愛人

269
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,798
甜心

270
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:28,846
有些男人醉醺醺晚歸 嚷著要吃晚餐加甜品

271
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:35,102
其他男人總要曳曳,偷看經過的每條裙

272
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:41,525
但我的男人愛烹飪,我從未見過他偷看

273
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:47,030
其他更年輕、嬌小且漂亮的女人

274
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,409
他與別不同

275
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:56,498
我的愛人

276
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,835
這簡直是我高中時的遭遇

277
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:05,799
世上還有哪個男人 比他更溫柔體貼或更感情豐富?

278
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:09,928
我只希望每晚交歡時

279
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:15,475
他可以積極進取一點

280
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,727
講中了

281
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:21,982
有時候他看起來也許美好得不真實

282
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:28,614
彷彿他內心有個 我看不到的的靈魂正蠢蠢欲動

283
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:33,994
真希望我能釋放他,讓我終於看清楚

284
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,791
那個真正的他,讓其展現光芒

285
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,879
他與別不同

286
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:50,928
我的愛人

287
00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:00,103
萬羅夫太太,你可以給你丈夫一點鼓勵

288
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,439
幫助他展露自我

289
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,191
不行,我做不到

290
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,276
這要靠他自己決定,不是我

291
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,780
取消了...史堅拿醫生把它取消了

292
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,240
卡臣,怎麼了?

293
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,741
等陣,誰取消了甚麼?

294
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,910
還有他可以隨時隨地闖進任何地方嗎?

295
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,704
是史堅拿醫生,他取消了婚約

296
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:21,165
現在貝絲非常傷心,取消了...

297
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:27,964
嘩,他做到了,他真的這麼做

298
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:32,886
或許祖殊終於準備好維繫我們的關係

299
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,849
然後祖父說跟祖母過了橋後

300
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,768
就毫不猶豫地肯定這是真愛

301
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,853
天啊

302
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,355
他稱之為“史堅拿感覺”

303
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,984
你們哪位女士想跟我一起過橋?

304
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,820
我們快點搞掂吧 因為那個想追殺我的農夫或會出現

305
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,196
希望會是我吧

306
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,532
我十秒前才知道這事

307
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,576
但現在這是我唯一的夢想

308
00:17:56,577 --> 00:18:00,622
好,好吧,來一場歌舞吧,吹啊?

309
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:06,003
我時常聽到這番話,現在已變得麻木了

310
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:11,508
船到橋頭自然直

311
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:16,847
但我都23歲了,還是單身

312
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:22,186
我有了新想法

313
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,107
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

314
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,361
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

315
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:35,824
由得其他女生繼續苦等 浪費時光,拖延時間

316
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,286
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

317
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,288
-找個男人
-找個男人

318
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,373
-取得戒指
-取得戒指

319
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,586
找個男人,為自己取得戒指

320
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,715
由得其他女士猶豫不決 爭相向教堂聖壇奔馳

321
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:56,345
找個男人,為自己取得戒指...

322
00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:00,098
新郎來了,新娘來了
齊到對面與他們相見

323
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,269
新郎來了,新娘來了
齊到對面與他們相見

324
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:08,607
齊到對面與他們相見...

325
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,906
對不起,我也不想...幸會,再見

326
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:20,744
這不是個比喻,不是,意義比此更大

327
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,665
這是真橋頭

328
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:29,878
姊妹,抓住那個男人

329
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,381
去找他吧

330
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,052
這不是個比喻,不是,意義比此更大

331
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,847
這是真橋頭

332
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:40,931
不行

333
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:46,186
姊妹,抓住那個男人

334
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,480
去找他吧

335
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,525
-立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭
-這不是個比喻

336
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,402
不是,意義比此更大

337
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,363
-立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭
-這是真橋頭

338
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,907
-下一位請過來,走吧
-每天你都在猶豫

339
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,617
同時容顏漸漸衰老

340
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,035
立刻找個橋頭

341
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,955
-然後打直船頭
-好的,好了,一如我所料

342
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,375
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

343
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,919
總有個對的人吧

344
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,088
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭,打直船頭

345
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:17,176
所有猶豫不決的女生,最終只會抱憾終生

346
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:23,891
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

347
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,601
立刻打直船頭過橋

348
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,854
好了,下一位是誰?

349
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,857
來吧,不是全部人都試過了吧?

350
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,359
真的嗎?沒有人未試過的?

351
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:37,446
太好了

352
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,284
-真是難以置信
-小瑪

353
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,952
你整天就是在做這種事?

354
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,037
這是個實驗

355
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,456
我在嘗試找出讓我們離開這裏的方法

356
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,082
你是說讓你自己離開的方法吧?

357
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:53,253
而我卻走遍整個城鎮 努力找個地方給我們住

358
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,841
你好像沒有一件事能做成

359
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,969
除了付出最少心力的事

360
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,055
事先聲明,我不知道你怎麼定義“心力”

361
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,473
但剛才有場盛大的歌舞表演

362
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,726
-祖殊,再見了
-小瑪...別這樣吧

363
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:11,021
不...顯然地,現在我們要自己顧自己

364
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,482
-小瑪
-祖殊,你去死吧

365
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,363
你傷了我女兒的心

366
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,074
-她告訴了爸爸
-你死定了

367
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,161
沒錯,那是真槍

368
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,371
你給我回來

369
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,541
好痛,我個籮柚啊

370
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,834
彼特,對不起

371
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,726
真濕滯

372
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,312
史堅拿醫生

373
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,524
嗨,牧師,抱歉
我...教堂還開放嗎?還是...

374
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,027
教會的大門永遠敞開 你喜歡逗留多久都可以

375
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,404
好過回家,是吧?

376
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,867
你有甚麼困擾嗎?

377
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,371
好吧,跟你說也無妨

378
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,131
牧師,我這幾天過得很煎熬

379
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,883
我跟女友分了手

380
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:25,095
之後還被人用槍指著威脅向人求婚 現在又好像被困在這裏

381
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:29,391
因為我似乎無法找到真愛 不管那是甚麼意思

382
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:33,061
《聖經》對此有些看法

383
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,608
“真愛是凡事包容,凡事相信

384
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,652
凡事盼望,凡事忍耐”

385
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,947
換句話說,這是要下苦功的

386
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,992
所以也許不是你要尋找的東西

387
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,077
而是創造出來的

388
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,581
但萬一我...

389
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,876
萬一我根本沒辦法做到呢?

390
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,090
如果是農夫麥當拿 跟他說我已經離開這個鎮了

391
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,473
愛瑪,你怎麼這麼晚來?

392
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,726
不好意思,我睡不著
所以我整理了卡臣的衣櫥

393
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,269
那些貧苦人家應該會用得著

394
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,232
愛瑪,實在太好了
我們正需要多些水手服,謝謝你

395
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,401
牧師,不客氣,我們在糕點義賣會見吧

396
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,366
至於你的問題,我相信大家...

397
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,700
那是誰?

398
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,577
愛瑪泰特,那位女老師夫人

399
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:34,331
女老師夫人?即是怎樣?
是代表她結了婚?還是...

400
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,793
不是,愛瑪已經多次表明
自己沒有結婚的打算

401
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:40,838
但願我有她那種決心

402
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,093
她沒有試過跟我一起過橋

403
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:47,761
一定是她

404
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:59,982
我身在這裏,再次孤伶伶

405
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:04,194
獨自在街上遊走

406
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:09,533
與祖殊的關係每況愈下

407
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,412
應該是時候...

408
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,459
-是
-你是路柏斯醫生嗎?

409
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,420
-我是
-老公,是誰?

410
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,631
我是瑪莉莎金寶 我是來應徵那個護士空缺的

411
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:28,594
那我不是,你要找的路柏斯醫生,稍等

412
00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,053
你是要找的是我們的兒子

413
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,097
賀希,有人來找你

414
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,686
哈囉

415
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,609
正斗

416
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:52,284
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

417
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:56,538
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

418
00:24:56,622 --> 00:25:01,001
由得其他女生繼續苦等 浪費時光,拖延時間

419
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,463
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

420
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,465
-找個男人
-找個男人

421
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,550
-取得戒指
-取得戒指

422
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:12,763
找個男人,為自己取得戒指

423
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:16,892
由得其他女士猶豫不決 爭相向教堂聖壇奔馳

424
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:21,522
找個男人,為自己取得戒指...

425
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:25,526
新郎來了,新娘來了

426
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:27,861
齊到對面與他們相見

427
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:39,039
這不是個比喻,不是,意義比此更大

428
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:43,126
這是真橋頭

429
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:48,048
姊妹,抓住那個男人

430
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,551
去找他吧

431
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,513
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

432
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:58,851
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭,打直船頭

433
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:02,938
所有猶豫不決的女生,最終只會抱憾終生

434
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:09,862
立刻找個橋頭,然後打直船頭

435
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,364
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