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(洛恩迈克尔斯呈献)

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(史密戈顿事件四年零两个月之前)

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真完美

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是这样 我一般不会
第一次和男生在一起就这么说

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我说的“男生”是指男人或男性
表征为男性的适龄人士

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但我想说清楚

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如果这是一夜情 我不介意

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如果这不仅仅是一夜情 我也不介意

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就是这样

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你对此有什么看法?

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我觉得这不仅只是一夜情

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那...两夜情?

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梅丽莎 你既美丽又风趣 你还是医生

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也许可以是两夜、三夜

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谁知道呢?也许我们会永远在一起

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但是就现在而言 我们能不能一步一步来?

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好

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我很擅长一步步来

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好吧 哇 那么两夜?

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可能是两夜 可能是永远
可能是这两者之间的任何时长

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抱歉 我破坏了气氛

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我破坏了气氛

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我不明白 我们为什么过不去?

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-我是说...
-怎么了?

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听着 整件事太疯狂了

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我还在试图理解这一切

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但是显然在小矮妖眼中 这不是真爱

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所以你不是真的爱我?

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我没那么说 我当然爱你

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那你说的是什么呢?

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我什么都没说

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但显然宇宙做出了某种裁决

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决定我们不合格 就这样

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就因为一个小矮妖的话 你就打算放弃我们的关系?

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不 别说了 我只是在想离开这里的办法

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并回到现实

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但不是两人一起

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我们已经一起试过了

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那又怎样?等等 你想找其他人试?

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不...请别唱歌

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让我做什么都行

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是 各位 我们正在讨论...

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犁地总会碰到石头

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每块牛排都有肥肉

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-吃鱼的时候
-吃鱼

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-总会遇到鱼刺
-鱼刺

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-坠入爱河
-爱河

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-就一定会有情侣间的争吵
-情侣间的争吵

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能不能让我们清净一会儿?

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真的 拜托了

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她先说了令他不爽的话

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然后他说了刻薄的话来回击

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然后她抱怨他不理解自己

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然后他打了她

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不...这可不行

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除非是双方同意的

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这只是情侣间的争吵

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仅仅因为你们不和

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并不意味着你们要下结论

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就是这么简单

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这只是情侣间的争吵

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他先说

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我才不要配合你们

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然后她说

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真令人意外 你不想谈

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然后他说

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这话是什么意思?

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然后她说

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什么意思也没有 就是字面上的意思

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然后他说

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这么多人在场我说不出来

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然后她说

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你压根就说不出来

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每一对男女都注定会争吵

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-我们必须离开这里
-是...

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夏娃和亚当在伊甸园中嬉戏

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住在那里甜如蜜

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拜托

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直到亚当说:“女士 不好意思

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但是我的苹果被咬了一口”

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他们来了一场

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情侣间的争吵

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仅仅因为你们争吵

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并不意味着你们要分手

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就是这么简单

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这只是情侣间的争吵

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她先说

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乔希 你的计划是什么?找个新伴侣?

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然后他说

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我不要用音乐剧的形式讨论这个

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然后她说

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你为什么不回答问题?

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然后他说

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好 对 如果这样能离开这里的话

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然后她说

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我就知道...

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然后他说

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这就像《行尸走肉》
和《欢乐合唱团》相结合

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-你看过《欢乐合唱团》?
-我听说过

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这只是

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情侣间的争吵

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我的老天

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仅仅因为你们争吵

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并不意味着你们会更快分手

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就是这么简单

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这只是情侣间的争吵

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当他质问她时 她怨气冲天

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他们俩半斤八两 都相信自己是对的

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他们觉得这一切都没有意义 然后他们亲吻

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互道晚安

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你觉得这是真爱吗?

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什么?

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你觉得你我之间是真爱吗?

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你觉得不是?

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你觉得不是 好吧 我知道了

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真爱到底是什么意思?

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就好像你对爱情是什么有完美的理解一样

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也许真爱根本不存在

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困难的事情并不代表无法实现

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需要努力才行 但你显然不愿努力

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我告诉你 我受够了 我们结束了

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-小梅
-不 我是认真的

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我们现在正式分手了

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你可以自由地和你想要的人 去找真爱 因为我们结束了

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到此为止 你真差劲

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我恨你 希望你去死

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-小梅
-别叫我“小梅”

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你听起来就像个傻子

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情侣们就是这样结束

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就是这样结束

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争吵的

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梅丽莎女士

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镇长先生 不好意思 我只是...

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你还好吗?你哭了?

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过来 怎么了?

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没什么好担心的

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我是镇长 史密戈顿发生的一切我都担心

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遇到什么麻烦了?

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我和乔希分手了

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不 你确定不只是情侣间的争吵?

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确定 不是情侣间的争吵

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结束了 真的结束了

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梅丽莎 我很遗憾

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我真的以为他就是对的人

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但我可能...

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并不知道

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我知道你现在很心痛 但这不是永久的

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你很快就会彻底忘记乔希 找到新的伴侣 更好的伴侣

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没那么容易

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我没说这是件容易的事

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但你会找到的 我肯定

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爱情在某处等待着你

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总有一天它将准时到来

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就像每天早上太阳升起

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爱情在某处等待着你

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我是不是应该唱...

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当你找到他时

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不会有钟声

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不会有天使在歌唱

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将你引到他身边

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因为当你找到他时

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一个小小的声音

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让你别无选择

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只能去追他

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然后他会笑着牵起你的手

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你立刻就会知道什么是满足

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然后他会用强壮、晒黑的臂膀
将你紧紧拥抱

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你心中的热情之火熊熊燃烧

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终于 那禁忌的爱

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不必再去隐藏

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爱情在某处等待着

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你

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镇长先生 你是...同志吗?

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我在努力寻找志趣

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史密戈顿的座右铭是

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“我们永远追求和平与幸福”

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所以我努力成为镇民们欢乐的榜样

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但有时这并不简单

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生活有时非常艰难

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我想这里就是我想要快乐时会来的地方

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但我却做不到

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镇长先生 我很抱歉 我...

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你看看我 说了这么多烦恼

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本来应该是我安慰你的

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你有做到 我觉得好些了

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好 你知道吗?

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史密戈顿的每一个人都值得找到真爱

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是的

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(乔希)

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祝我们都找到真爱

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反复部分

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爱情在某处等待着

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你

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疼

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抱歉 皮特

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你

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嗨 斯金纳先生

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嗨 你是叫贝琪吧?

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你还记得

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这几位是我的妹妹 劳瑞、凯莉

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奈莉、菲奥娜、辛蒂 那是小图蒂

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这是那个讲睡觉像木头笑话的家伙吗?

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就是他

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请再讲一次

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什么 我睡得像木头一样死?

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我就说他很搞笑吧

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我很遗憾 听说你和梅丽莎女士分手了

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但是我想那意味着

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你今晚将寻找一个篮子来竞买

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不...我...

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我是说...什么...

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什么篮子?

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今晚有一年一度的野餐篮拍卖会

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为图书馆买书募集资金

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替换那些被牧师妻子烧掉的书

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镇上的每一位姑娘都会准备一个野餐篮子 拍卖给镇上的男士们

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出价最高者可以得到篮子 并和准备篮子的姑娘共进晚餐

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也许还可以享用特别的甜点

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不过每个篮子属于谁是保密的

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所以就算有人想竞买

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他也没办法得知哪个篮子是我做的

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斯金纳先生 你意下如何?今晚会来吗?

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-是啊 请来吧 一定要来
-是 请来吧

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好...我去...好吗?

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为了图书馆 对吧?

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还有 我是斯金纳医生

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斯金纳医生?天啊

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好了 行动吧 各位

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还要摆椅子呢

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-拜拜 斯金纳医生
-拜拜

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很高兴认识你们

232
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,811
我的篮子今晚会等着你

233
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,147
会用粉红色的天鹅绒丝带包起来

234
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,567
闻起来像桃子和甜奶油

235
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,111
今晚见

236
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,283
好吧

237
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,790
-嗨
-嗨

238
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,836
你在卖爆米花吗?

239
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,173
我只是想去篮子拍卖会看一眼

240
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,426
你要去篮子拍卖会?

241
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:07,639
我们两个小时前刚刚分手 你现在要去篮子拍卖会

242
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,851
男人像竞买牲口一样竞买女人

243
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,312
这是为了图书馆

244
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:16,231
我猜猜 你要竞买的是高材生服务员

245
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,734
她觉得“睡得像木头一样死”很好笑

246
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,986
我觉得是我说的方式好笑

247
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,779
你太好预测了 随你便吧

248
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,157
去和你的平庸少女玩吧

249
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,366
她不是少女

250
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,036
我只是想离开这里 你不想吗?

251
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,456
想 我正拼尽全力

252
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,418
我要是早知道秘诀就是 无论你说什么只管笑 该有多好

253
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,794
小梅 这不公平

254
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,133
你也被困在这里了

255
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,844
在现实世界中我不会说这种话

256
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,931
但既然我们都被困在这个世界

257
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,682
也许你应该做个自己的篮子

258
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,769
是吗?好让我被某个
只有四颗牙齿的男人买走?

259
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,853
不了 谢谢

260
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,190
好吧 希望你喜欢这里

261
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,608
失陪了

262
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,152
我得去竞买篮子了

263
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156
嘿 帽子不错

264
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,741
你这是嫉妒

265
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,076
说得好

266
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,664
这是野餐篮拍卖会

267
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,802
看 因为他们...

268
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,893
等等 别喝那个 女士

269
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,979
那是男士的饮料碗

270
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,814
里面有酒精

271
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,235
谢谢你的警告 消防员拉里

272
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:49,199
到时间了...拍卖会要开始了

273
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,409
那孩子是谁?

274
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,328
他的工作就是宣布一切活动吗?

275
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,914
那是卡森 女教师泰特的弟弟

276
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,293
他们的父母去世了 所以她只得自己抚养他

277
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,711
这可怜的孩子没有朋友

278
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,256
因为他有大舌头 嘴巴容不下

279
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,633
好了 先生们

280
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:10,179
是时候掏出钱包 给图书馆募集资金了

281
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,182
替换我们最近销毁的书

282
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,100
-因为那些书很粗俗
-粗俗?

283
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,269
不 那些是伟大的文学作品

284
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,897
乔叟、伏尔泰、巴尔扎克

285
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,983
-难怪嫁不掉
-好了...别胡扯了

286
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,651
大家都知道规则

287
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:28,030
哪个篮子属于哪个姑娘是保密的

288
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,033
但是当然了 如果你的甜心告诉了你
她的篮子什么样

289
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,284
那我就不管了

290
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:40,167
好了 那是醋栗派的香味吗?

291
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,752
这个漂亮篮子有人出价吗?

292
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,338
普雷斯顿出2比特 3比特

293
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,006
后面的巴纳比出4比特

294
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,509
5比特 謝謝 5比特 6比特...

295
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,178
一次、两次

296
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,472
成交 前排的杰里迈亚购得

297
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,225
-1比特是多少钱?
-12.5美分

298
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,603
为什么12.5美分还有个专门的词?
这有什么用?

299
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,855
这个竞价多少?2比特 谢谢你 先生

300
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:05,983
3比特 4比特 5比特 6比特 7比特

301
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,904
成交 那位戴帽子的先生购得

302
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,073
成交 第三排的奥迪斯叔叔购得

303
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,200
成交 由《史密戈顿报》的伊诺克购得

304
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,243
成交 柯利以5比特购得

305
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,329
成交 马塞勒斯以3比特购得

306
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,332
好 只剩一个篮子了

307
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,837
我感觉这个篮子会非常受欢迎

308
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,839
这个漂亮的篮子有人出价吗?

309
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,633
-2比特
-4比特

310
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,426
-4比特 谢谢你 先生
-该死

311
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,554
-6比特
-2美元

312
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,763
2美元?

313
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:38,308
还从未有人出过2美元

314
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,520
好 2美元 一次

315
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,105
2美元再加2比特

316
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,316
这个价我出不起了

317
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,572
看来这个篮子要被亨利 以2美元再加2比特购得了

318
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,491
一次、两次

319
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,410
等一下 镇长先生

320
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,747
20美元

321
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:06,128
成交 新来的斯金纳先生以20美元购得

322
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,422
是斯金纳医生

323
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:12,176
嘿 顺便一提 我也是医生

324
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,178
但你是女士

325
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,888
我想我们都同意

326
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:19,892
这是最成功的一次拍卖会了

327
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:20,976
感谢各位竞买者

328
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,227
好了 等等

329
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:25,439
不好意思 抱歉 打扰一下...

330
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,025
拍卖还没结束

331
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,988
梅丽莎女士 你决定要做个篮子?

332
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,283
不...我就是篮子 宝贝

333
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:42,247
我觉得你还不太明白野餐篮拍卖会的规则

334
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,917
不 我明白规则 好吗?

335
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,421
这些饥渴的变态竞买女人 就像在买肉一样

336
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,506
好吧

337
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,965
-我告诉你们
-好吧

338
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,510
这块肉是有脑子的

339
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,888
有各种想法和点子

340
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,349
让派对开始吧

341
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,601
有谁想买这个肉篮子?

342
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,896
小梅 拜托 下来吧

343
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,857
要下去的人是你 闭嘴 你就是嫉妒

344
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:13,445
顺便一提 在我们那里20美元不算什么

345
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:17,699
就是一张中号披萨饼的价钱 好吗?
所以别那么惊讶

346
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,371
好 那么...

347
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,791
我们从2比特开始拍卖吧

348
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,125
有人出价2比特吗?

349
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,921
起价2比特

350
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:36,260
1比特呢?可爱的梅丽莎女士 出价1比特

351
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,098
5美分有吗?

352
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,642
有人出价5美分

353
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:47,396
其实我只想问个问题 我很迷惑 有派吗?

354
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,732
没有 但有更好的

355
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,651
-蛋糕?
-不

356
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:59,449
一个坚强、独立
再也不会将就妥协的女人

357
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,201
有谁想买我吗?

358
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,580
-好 亨利出价5美分
-不 我也有个问题

359
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,666
你以后愿意烘焙派吗?

360
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:13,380
不 没有派 也没有果酱 好吗?只有我

361
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,382
拜托

362
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,051
我有魅力 我受过良好教育

363
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:22,055
我挣钱很多 我是志愿者
或是说想当志愿者

364
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,932
而且我很有趣 你闭嘴

365
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,726
-你知道我很有趣的
-我说什么...

366
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,061
来啊 出价啊

367
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,315
出价吧 各位

368
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,025
这是为了图书馆

369
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,778
2美元

370
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,700
这是我的全部财产

371
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,244
丹尼贝利出价2美元

372
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,829
一次、两次 成交

373
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,749
看见没有?

374
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,419
这位超级帅哥用2美元买下了我 对

375
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,380
下一场钞票雨吧 丹尼贝利

376
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,508
真有意思

377
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,719
显然饮料碗那里的告示牌没起作用

378
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,179
大家晚安

379
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,766
(爱情隧道 这边请)

380
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,851
你刚才让我有点挂虑

381
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:08,936
是

382
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:14,191
我不喜欢这两个外来者 霍华德
也不喜欢他们新奇的城市思想

383
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,526
他们不属于这里

384
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,444
那我可不确定 米尔德丽德

385
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,571
我知道 所以我才告知你

386
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,157
他们必须走

387
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:28,580
-丹尼贝利
-正是在下 我认罪

388
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,082
除非证明无罪

389
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,376
或因合理的推诿无罪

390
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,128
检方失责 审讯无效

391
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,172
真开心

392
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,174
你觉得开心吗?我们很开心

393
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,760
比乔希和那个蠢服务员开心多了

394
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,887
-你觉得呢?
-我觉得是

395
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:46,598
你觉得那个泰迪熊怎么样?

396
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,100
吓人

397
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,601
-想要吗?
-想

398
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,562
-你要为我把它赢下来吗?
-当然不

399
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:55,107
你是坚强、独立的女人
你要自己把它赢下来

400
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,653
(每次都有赢家
试试你的技能 看看你的准头)

401
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,657
等等 这是真枪?

402
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,117
当然

403
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,579
这样 你要把左手放在枪管上

404
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,747
同时手指放在扳机上

405
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,124
小心点

406
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:16,044
这东西只要你用正确的方式抚摸 哪怕是轻轻抚摸 也会发射

407
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:19,381
所以注意手握的力道 还要记住

408
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,801
这些东西是为爆炸而生的

409
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,137
-丹尼
-是 梅丽莎

410
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,098
这也许有点复杂

411
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,935
因为我现在有些醉 不能清醒地决定是否同意

412
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:36,982
但我现在满脑子想的都是你的脖子真好闻

413
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:41,278
我愿意把母亲推到巴士前面

414
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:44,156
就为了换一次骑你的机会

415
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,577
你真风趣 巴士是什么?

416
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,539
这位女士得奖了

417
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,127
归你了 梅丽莎

418
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,963
这简直是...

419
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:04,176
连你说出我的名字都让我浑身发软

420
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,637
我平常不是这样的

421
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,681
我一般头脑很清醒、很理性

422
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,016
好耶

423
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,519
-“好耶”?
-是的

424
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,772
我喜欢能独立思考的女人 但有时候...

425
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,525
你得少动点脑子

426
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,865
你现在感觉如何?

427
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,035
天啊 要播放我的歌了吗?

428
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:33,330
属于我的歌?真的啊

429
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:42,673
说起爱情和浪漫

430
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:47,052
我从不听天由命

431
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:51,849
我循规蹈矩、严肃认真

432
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:56,186
现在该放飞自我了

433
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,981
这歌符合我的音域

434
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,986
那你之前做好的计划呢?

435
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,863
怂包才做计划

436
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:08,615
我听说你一向心无旁骛

437
00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,409
给我几个亲亲

438
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:14,913
我一向听从自己的良知

439
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:19,293
现在该放飞自我了

440
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:28,760
毫不费力...

441
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:33,640
真是毫不费力

442
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:38,145
准备品尝从未吃过的禁果

443
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:42,816
哇 你的裤腰还真高啊

444
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,527
你不当好姑娘了吗?

445
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,446
我现在想学坏

446
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,199
不做应该做的事了吗?

447
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,992
管这么多 你是我老爸?

448
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:56,413
让我体会那些缺失的乐趣吧

449
00:24:56,496 --> 00:25:00,709
现在该放飞自我了

450
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,015
哼哼

451
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,047
好耶

452
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:55,180
走得有点远啊

453
00:25:55,764 --> 00:25:58,183
我觉得最好远离小镇

454
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,602
尤其是要远离那个无情的梅丽莎女士

455
00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:03,063
我们别提梅丽莎女士了吧

456
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:05,566
你这个可怜的家伙

457
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:07,609
你一定很伤心

458
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:12,239
但不要担心 贝琪会让你好起来的

459
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,616
你想不想要?

460
00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:17,536
想 想要

461
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,834
我好喜欢这里

462
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:27,462
高中的孩子们称这里为“贞洁废墟”

463
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:30,674
这里是他们来“野餐”的地方

464
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,053
我之前可没来过 嘻嘻

465
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,725
如果你之前来过

466
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,727
也是很久以前的事了

467
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,104
因为那是早在你念高中时

468
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,272
对吗?

469
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,691
看啊 是我以前荡过的秋千

470
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,943
我14岁那年夏天

471
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,821
感觉就像是昨天

472
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,364
但并不是昨天 对吗?

473
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,116
看那边

474
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,661
那棵特别的树是我爸爸在我出生那天种的

475
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,206
不

476
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,249
你年纪可真小啊

477
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:08,629
听着 贝琪 我觉得现在正好
可以把基本原则说清楚

478
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:11,798
关于你我之间今晚会发生的事情

479
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,468
哎呀 斯金纳医生

480
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:17,888
你怎么会认为我们之间会发生些什么?

481
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:20,516
我觉得你对我会错意了

482
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:25,354
其他女生会调情、谈论浪漫的事

483
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:29,525
她们一看见男人就把持不住

484
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:34,696
太阳下山她们就会丢掉品行

485
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:38,825
但我会等到成为新娘的那一天

486
00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:42,829
太好了 贝琪 因为是这样

487
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:44,540
你的年纪太...

488
00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:48,126
其他女生喜欢暴露皮肤

489
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:52,631
让男生想入非非

490
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,845
愿意去做我从未尝试过的事

491
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:02,266
因为我会等到成为新娘的那一天

492
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,814
好吧 我觉得你给出的信息有点乱

493
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:14,862
宝贝 你让我难以把持

494
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,364
我正在失去理智

495
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:21,577
希望你还有触觉

496
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,912
我的心防不复存在

497
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:30,294
宝贝 你不想看看里面有什么吗?

498
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,545
想

499
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:36,133
现在该放飞

500
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:43,182
自我了

501
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,354
但话说回来 为什么要等?

502
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:53,817
爸爸

503
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,445
你最好开始求婚 小子

504
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,661
她先说了令他不爽的话

505
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:08,081
然后他说了刻薄的话来回击

506
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,169
然后她抱怨他不理解自己

507
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,714
然后他打了她

508
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:27,476
这只是情侣间的争吵

509
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,520
仅仅因为你们不和

510
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:31,271
并不意味着你们要下结论

511
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:35,192
就是这么简单

512
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,153
这只是情侣间的争吵

513
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,113
他先说

514
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,158
然后她说

515
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:49,373
每一对男女都注定会争吵

516
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:59,591
夏娃和亚当在伊甸园中嬉戏

517
00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:02,511
住在那里甜如蜜

518
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,723
直到亚当说:“女士 不好意思

519
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:10,102
但是我的苹果被咬了一口”

520
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:13,564
他们来了一场

521
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:17,317
情侣间的争吵

522
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,069
仅仅因为你们争吵

523
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,863
并不意味着你们要分手

524
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,656
就是这么简单

525
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,741
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