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(洛恩米高斯呈獻)

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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(來到舒密加頓前的四年兩個月)

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實在太完美了

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好了,我通常不會
在初次上床時跟男仔這麼說

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我說的“男仔”是指男士或男人
達到合法性行為年齡的男性

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但我想強調一點

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如果這只是一夜情,我不會介意

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但如果是多過一夜,我也不會介意

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所以就是這樣

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那你對此有何想法?

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我不覺得這只是一夜情

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所以是...兩夜情?

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瑪莉莎,你人靚又幽默,而且是個醫生

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這可能是兩夜情,或者三夜情

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誰知道呢?或許我們永遠都會在一起

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但我們暫且可以一步一步來嗎?

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好

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好的,我沒問題

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好吧,嘩,好的,所以是兩夜情?

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可能是兩夜情 可能是永遠,又或者兩者之間

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抱歉,我破壞了氣氛

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我破壞了氣氛

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我不明白,為甚麼我們過不到對面?

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-我是說...
-怎麼了?

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成件事都非常荒唐

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我還在嘗試理解這一切

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但根據矮妖精的講法,這顯然不是真愛

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所以你並不愛我?

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我沒這麼說,我當然愛你了

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那你是甚麼意思?

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沒有特別意思

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但似乎某種神秘力量下了定論

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說我們失敗了,就這樣

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所以單憑一隻矮妖精的說話 你就決定要放棄我們這段關係?

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不是,夠了
我只是想搞清楚怎樣離開這裏

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回去現實世界

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但不是一起回去

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我們已經試過一起走

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所以呢?等陣
你想嘗試和其他人一起走嗎?

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不要...拜託別唱歌了

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我甚麼都肯做

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沒錯,各位,其實我們正在談...

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你犁地時少不免會碰到石頭

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每塊牛扒總會有些脂肪

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-你吃魚時
-魚

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-少不免會吃到魚骨
-魚骨

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-兩人相戀時
-相戀時

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-少不免會有伴侶間的小爭執
-伴侶間的小爭執

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你們可否讓我們單獨談一下?

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認真的,拜託

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首先她說一些肯定會激嬲他的話

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然後他以刻薄言論反撃她

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接著她抱怨對方根本不了解自己

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他隨即打她屁股

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不要,不行,這樣不行

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除非雙方同意

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這只不過是伴侶間的小爭執

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就因為你們倆出現不和

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並不代表關係走到終點

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就是如此簡單

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這只不過是伴侶間的小爭執

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首先他說

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好了,我不會加入你們

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之後她說

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真令人意外,你不想談論此事

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他接著說

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那是甚麼意思?

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然後她回答

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沒有特別意思,就是字面的意思

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他接著回應

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我不想在這麼多人面前談

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然後她說

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總之你就是不想談吧

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每對拍拖男女,總會爭論錯對

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-我們要離開這裏
-對...

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亞當與夏娃在伊甸園裏嬉戲

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那裏的生活簡直充滿欣喜

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不是吧

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不料亞當說:“小姐,不好意思

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但我的蘋果被咬了一口”

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兩人出現了

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伴侶間的小爭執

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就因為你們倆吵得火熱

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並不代表關係將要終結

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就是如此簡單

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這只不過是伴侶間的小爭執

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首先她說

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祖殊,那你打算怎樣?另找新歡嗎?

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之後他說

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我不想在一場音樂劇裏談這事

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她接著說

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你為甚麼不直接答我?

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然後他回答

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好吧,沒錯,如果這是離開這裏的方法

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她接著回應

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我就知道...

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然後他說

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這就像《行屍》
和《吉列合唱團》的合體版

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-你看過《吉列合唱團》?
-我聽過

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這只不過是

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伴侶間的小爭執

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撞鬼

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就因為你們倆發生爭吵

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並不代表戀情提早結束

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就是如此簡單

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這只不過是伴侶間的小爭執

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他使女方感到難堪,她就惡言反撃

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兩人不相伯仲,堅信自己是對的

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結果發現都是徒然的,於是親吻對方

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說晚安

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你覺得這是真愛嗎?

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甚麼?

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你覺得我們之間是真愛嗎?

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你不這麼覺得?

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你不這麼覺得,好吧,知道也好

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究竟何謂真愛?

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你說到好像很了解愛情該是甚麼模樣

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也許根本沒有那回事

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就因為一件事很難做到 並不代表沒可能實現

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這是要下苦功的,但顯然你不願意付出

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你知道嗎?我受夠了,我們玩完了

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-小瑪
-不,我是認真的

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我們現在正式分手

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隨便你去找真愛 找誰都可以,因為我們玩完了

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完結了,還有你正一衰人

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我好憎你,希望你去死吧

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-小瑪
-別再叫我“小瑪”了

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你好似個傻佬

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這就是如何結束伴侶間的

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如何結束伴侶間的

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小爭執

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瑪莉莎小姐

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鎮長先生,很抱歉,我只是...

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你還好嗎?你在哭嗎?

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過來吧,怎麼了?

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沒甚麼,不必擔心

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身為鎮長,我關心舒密加頓的一切大小事

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究竟發生了甚麼事?

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我和祖殊分了手

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真糟糕,這不只是
伴侶間的小爭執而已嗎?

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不是,這不只是小爭執

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玩完了,我們的關係玩完了

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瑪莉莎,我非常遺憾

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我真的以為他就是我的真命天子

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但也許...

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我還未看得透

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我知道你現在很心痛,但不會永遠如此

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你很快就會忘記祖殊 另找新歡,找個更好的人

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不會那麼容易

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我沒說會很容易

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但你總會做得到,這點我肯定

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愛正在某處等候你

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某天時機到了它就會出現

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就像每早太陽出現於眼前

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愛正在某處等候你

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我是否要唱...

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當你找到命中注定

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不會有鐘聲響起

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不會有天使歌聲

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來指引你到他旁

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皆因當你找到他

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內心的一把聲音

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將使你情不自禁

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一心追隨他一生

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然後他向你微笑,緊握你手

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那一刻你就知道何謂滿足

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接著他展開強而有力、黑黝黝的臂彎
把你擁抱入懷

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你的心燃起愛火,難以按捺

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最終這段曾是禁忌的愛

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遮遮掩掩不再

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愛正在某處等候

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你

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鎮長先生,你是否...好男色的?

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我愛快樂的顏色

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舒密加頓的座右銘是

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“我們時刻追求和平與快樂”

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所以我嘗試為鎮民當個快樂的榜樣

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但有時並不容易

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人生可以好艱難

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這裏應該就是我希望得到快樂的地方

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但我得不到

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鎮長先生,我深表遺憾,我...

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我竟然一直在說自己的事

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應該是我要安慰你才對

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你有啊,我感覺好多了

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太好了,因為你知道嗎?

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舒密加頓的所有人都值得找到真愛

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對,沒錯

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(祖殊)

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願我們尋獲真愛

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是副歌

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愛正在某處等候

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你

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痛呀

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彼特,對不起

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你

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史堅拿先生,你好

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唏,貝絲,是吧?

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你還記得

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她們是我的姐妹,羅莉、嘉莉

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奈莉、費安娜、蒨迪,還有妹妹杜蒂

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就是這個傢伙 講“睡到像死豬”的笑話嗎?

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就是他

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請你再講一次

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講甚麼?我睡到像死豬那樣?

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我就說了,他好盞鬼

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聽說你跟瑪莉莎小姐分了手,我非常遺憾

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不過我想這意味著

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你今晚會出價競投籃子

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不是...我...

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我是說...甚麼...

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甚麼籃子?

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今晚是每年一度的野餐籃拍賣會

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是為了籌款協助圖書館購入書籍

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以填補牧師妻子所燒毀的書本

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鎮上的每位女生都會造一個野餐籃 給鎮上的男士們去競投

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而出價最高的人將得到籃子 還可以跟造籃子的女生共進晚餐

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00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,941
可能還有一份特別的甜品

220
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,318
但我們都不會知道籃子是誰造的

221
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,570
所以即使有人想競投

222
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,365
他也不會知道哪個籃子是我造的

223
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,243
史堅拿先生 你覺得如何?你今晚會來嗎?

224
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,496
-對,你來吧,你一定要來
-對,你來吧

225
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,541
好...沒問題,我會去...好吧?

226
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,167
為了圖書館,對吧?

227
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,670
還有其實我是史堅拿醫生

228
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,132
史堅拿醫生?天啊

229
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,718
好了,你們都走開

230
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,929
這些椅子不會自己排好的

231
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,806
-史堅拿醫生,拜拜
-拜拜

232
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,641
幸會

233
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,811
我的籃子今晚會等著你

234
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,147
會有粉紅色的天鵝絨絲帶包著

235
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,567
而且聞起來有蜜桃和甜忌廉的味道

236
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,111
我們今晚見

237
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,283
好吧

238
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,790
-唏
-唏

239
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,836
怎麼了?你轉行賣爆谷嗎?

240
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,173
我只是打算順道看看那個籃子拍賣會

241
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,426
你要去籃子拍賣會?

242
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:07,639
我們兩個鐘前才分了手 你現在就去籃子拍賣會

243
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,851
那裏的男人把女人當成家畜般拍賣

244
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,312
那是要為圖書館籌款

245
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:16,231
讓我猜猜 你打算競投那位絕世才女兼侍應

246
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,734
她覺得你說的“睡到像死豬”很好笑

247
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,986
應該是我說的方式很好笑

248
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,779
你真的很容易被猜透,算了

249
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,157
跟你的學生妹玩得開心點吧

250
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,366
她不是學生妹

251
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,036
我其實只想找辦法離開這裏,你不想嗎?

252
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,456
當然想,我已經盡力而為

253
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,418
但願我早知道 原來秘訣是要時刻笑著附和你

254
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,794
小瑪,公道點吧

255
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,133
你也被困在這裏

256
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,844
在現實世界裏我不會提出這種建議

257
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,931
但既然我們都被困在這個世界裏

258
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,682
你或者應該造個籃子

259
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,769
是嗎?好讓我被只有四隻牙的男人買下吧

260
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,853
不了,謝謝

261
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,190
好吧,希望你喜歡這地方

262
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,608
現在容我失陪了

263
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,152
我要去競投籃子

264
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156
唏,頂帽好型

265
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,741
你很想要這頂帽吧

266
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,076
說得真好

267
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,664
野餐籃拍賣會來到了

268
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,802
看吧,因為他們...

269
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,893
等陣,小姐,你不會想喝那個

270
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,979
那是紳士賓治酒

271
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,814
含有酒精的

272
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,235
消防員賴利,謝謝你的提醒

273
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:49,199
時間到了...拍賣會要開始了

274
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,409
那個小孩是誰?

275
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,328
他是負責宣佈的嗎?

276
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,914
他是卡臣,是泰特老師的細佬

277
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,293
他們的父母過世了,所以她要獨力養大他

278
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,711
這個可憐的細路無朋友

279
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,256
就因為他的舌頭太大,嘴巴裝不下

280
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,633
好了,先生們

281
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:10,179
準備慷慨解囊,為圖書館籌款

282
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,182
以填補最近被燒毀的書籍

283
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,100
-因為它們太猥褻了
-猥褻?

284
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,269
不是,那些都是文學傑作

285
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,897
喬叟、伏爾泰、巴爾扎克

286
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,983
-難怪嫁不出去
-夠了...別再吵了

287
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,651
現在大家都知道規矩了

288
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:28,030
你們應該不知道籃子是哪個女生造的

289
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,033
但當然了,如果你的愛人
跟你透露過她的籃子長甚麼樣子

290
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,284
那就不關我的事了

291
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:40,167
那是否醋栗批的味道?

292
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,752
各位出價多少投這個美籃子?

293
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,338
派斯頓出2咇,3咇

294
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,006
後面的巴拿比出4咇

295
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,509
5咇,謝謝,5咇,6咇...

296
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,178
一次、兩次

297
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,472
成交,由前排的積華邁投得

298
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,225
-1咇即是多少?
-12.5美分

299
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,603
為甚麼12.5美分
要有專有名詞?有甚麼用?

300
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,855
各位會出價多少投這個?
2咇,先生,謝謝你

301
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:05,983
3咇,4咇,5咇,6咇,7咇

302
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,904
成交,由戴帽子的那位男士投得

303
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,073
成交,由第三排的奧提斯叔叔投得

304
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,200
成交,由《舒密報》的伊諾投得

305
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,243
成交,由鬈利以5咇投得

306
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,329
成交,由馬修拿斯以3咇投得

307
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,332
好了,只剩下一個籃子

308
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,837
我有預感這會大受歡迎

309
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,839
各位願意出價多少投這個美籃子?

310
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,633
-2咇
-4咇

311
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,426
-4咇,先生,謝謝你
-可惡

312
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,554
-6咇
-2美元

313
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,763
2美元?

314
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:38,308
從來沒有人在競投中出過2美元

315
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,520
好吧,2美元,一次

316
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,105
2美元加2咇

317
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,316
這個價錢我羸不了

318
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,572
看來這個籃子將會由亨利 以2美元加2咇投得

319
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,491
一次、兩次

320
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,410
鎮長先生,等陣

321
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,747
20美元

322
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:06,128
成交,由新來的史堅拿先生以20美元投得

323
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,422
應該是史堅拿醫生

324
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:12,176
唏,順道一提,我也是個醫生

325
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,178
但你是個女人

326
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,888
大家都應該同意

327
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:19,892
這是我們所舉辦過最成功的野餐籃拍賣會

328
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:20,976
多謝各位競投者

329
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,227
好了,等陣

330
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:25,439
不好意思,抱歉,恕我打擾一下...

331
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,025
拍賣會還未完

332
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,988
瑪莉莎小姐,你決定了要造個籃子嗎?

333
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,283
不是...寶貝,我就是個籃子

334
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:42,247
你好像不太明白這個野餐籃拍賣會的運作

335
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,917
不是,我明白是怎麼運作的,好嗎?

336
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,421
因為這些鹹濕佬 把女人當成一塊肉那樣拍賣

337
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,506
好了

338
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,965
-你猜怎麼著?
-好吧

339
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,510
這塊肉有腦

340
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,888
而且充滿思想和主意

341
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,349
所以大家開始玩吧

342
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,601
誰想買下這個人肉籃?

343
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,896
小瑪,拜託,落台吧

344
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,857
你才要落台,收聲吧,你只是呷醋了

345
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:13,445
順道一提,20美元在我們家鄉
簡直是一文不值

346
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:17,699
差不多是中型薄餅的價錢,明嗎?
所以不要大驚小怪

347
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,371
好吧,那麼...

348
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,791
我們由底價2咇開始吧

349
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,125
有人要出2咇嗎?

350
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,921
由2咇開始

351
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:36,260
那1咇呢?用1咇買下美人瑪莉莎小姐

352
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,098
5美分呢?

353
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,642
有人出5美分了

354
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:47,396
其實我只是有個問題 我困惑了,會有批吃嗎?

355
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,732
不會,但你會得到更好的東西

356
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,651
-蛋糕嗎?
-不是

357
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:59,449
一位堅強又獨立 且絕不會再委屈自己的女性

358
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,201
那誰想買下我?

359
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,580
-好,亨利出5美分
-不是,我也有個問題

360
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,666
你在未來的一段日子裏會願意焗批嗎?

361
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:13,380
不會,不會有批或果醬,明嗎?就只有我

362
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,382
不過,拜託

363
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,051
我人靚學歷高

364
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:22,055
我人工高,又會做義工
或者說打算做義工

365
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,932
而且我很風趣,你收聲

366
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,726
-你知道我很風趣
-我沒...

367
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,061
所以來吧,大家出價吧

368
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,315
男士們,來吧

369
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,025
是為了圖書館籌款

370
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:36,778
2美元

371
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,700
我成副身家

372
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,244
丹尼比利出2美元競投

373
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,829
一次、兩次,成交

374
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,749
你們看到嗎?

375
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,419
這位猛男剛剛用2美元買下我,好嘢

376
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,380
丹尼比利,好大手筆

377
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,508
真是精彩

378
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,719
賓治酒那裏的標示顯然沒有用

379
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,179
祝各位晚上好

380
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,766
(愛情隧道,過來看看吧)

381
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,851
你剛才讓我有點焦慮

382
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:08,936
是的

383
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:14,191
賀華德,我不喜歡那兩個城市來的外人
還有他們耍的花樣

384
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,526
他們不屬於這裏

385
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,444
麥祖德,這我不肯定

386
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,571
我知道你不肯定,所以我才告訴你

387
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,157
他們必須離開

388
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:28,580
-丹尼比利
-是,我認

389
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,082
假定有罪直至證明無辜

390
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,376
或證明無罪,皆因存在合理否定

391
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,128
控方沒有盡好本分,審判無效

392
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,172
真好玩

393
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,174
你玩得開心嗎?我們玩得好開心

394
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,760
比起祖殊和那個 人頭豬腦的女侍應玩得更開心

395
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,887
-是吧?
-我也這麼想

396
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:46,598
對了,你覺得那個熊公仔如何?

397
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,100
好詭異

398
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,601
-你想要嗎?
-想啊

399
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,562
-你要幫我贏到手嗎?
-當然不是

400
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:55,107
你是個堅強又獨立的女性 你要自己把它贏到手

401
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,653
(每局都有大贏家
考驗自己的能力,瞄準目標)

402
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,657
等等,這是真槍嗎?

403
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,117
沒錯

404
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,579
現在你要用左手托著槍管

405
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,747
同時手指放在扳機上

406
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,124
小心點

407
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:16,044
如果你摸到正確的位置 即使只是輕輕碰到,它也會發射

408
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:19,381
所以注意你的握力,還有記得

409
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,801
這些玩意是設計來發射的

410
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,137
-丹尼
-是,瑪莉莎

411
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,098
這可能有點複雜

412
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,935
因為我有點醉了,無法清醒地給予同意

413
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:36,982
但我滿腦子都在想你的頸有多香

414
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:41,278
還有我甘願把我媽媽推在巴士前

415
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:44,156
只為了換取與你共度一宵

416
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,577
你真是個風趣的細路女,巴士是甚麼?

417
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,539
這位女士贏了獎

418
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,127
瑪莉莎,這是屬於你的

419
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,963
我是說,就連...

420
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:04,176
聽到你在說話時講出我的名字 也令人怦然心動

421
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,637
我不太習慣這種情況,明嗎?

422
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,681
我向來都很冷靜和理智

423
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:11,016
正斗

424
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,519
-“正斗”?
-沒錯

425
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,772
我喜歡有獨立思想的女性,但有時候...

426
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,525
你不要想那麼多

427
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,865
你現在感覺如何?

428
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,035
天啊,我現在要唱首歌嗎?

429
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:33,330
我自己的歌?沒錯

430
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:42,673
說到浪漫與愛情

431
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:47,052
我從不交由運氣決定

432
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:51,849
加諸自己局限與規定

433
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:56,186
現在是時候享受這趟旅程

434
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,981
剛剛好是我的音域

435
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,986
那你訂下的計劃呢?

436
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,863
懦夫才會訂定計劃

437
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:08,615
聽說你從不背棄信念

438
00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,409
錫多我幾下

439
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:14,913
以往總是由我的良心帶領

440
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:19,293
現在是時候享受這趟旅程

441
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:28,760
毫不費力...

442
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:33,640
實在不費吹灰之力

443
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:38,145
我準備好嘗試新事物

444
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:42,816
嘩,你的褲子非常高腰

445
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,527
那個乖乖女怎麼了?

446
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,446
我現在想變得淘氣了

447
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,199
你是在做該做的事嗎?

448
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,992
你現在是誰?我爸爸嗎?

449
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:56,413
給我一直以來被剝奪的樂趣

450
00:24:56,496 --> 00:25:00,709
現在是時候享受這趟旅程

451
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,015
嗷嗷

452
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,047
好嘢

453
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:55,180
果然轉眼就到了

454
00:25:55,764 --> 00:25:58,183
我覺得遠離人煙也不錯啊

455
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,602
尤其是那個負心人瑪莉莎小姐

456
00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:03,063
我們不要提起瑪莉莎小姐吧

457
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:05,566
你真可憐

458
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:07,609
你肯定非常心痛

459
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:12,239
但不要擔心,貝絲會讓一切好起來

460
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,616
你想我這麼做嗎?

461
00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:17,536
好...我想啊

462
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,834
我好鍾意這地方

463
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:27,462
那些高中生稱這裏為“失身之地”

464
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:30,674
他們就是來這裏“野餐”的

465
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,053
不是說我來過這裏,嘻嘻

466
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,725
如果你來過這裏

467
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,727
也是咸豐年前的事吧

468
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,104
因為那是你高中時發生的事

469
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,272
我說得對嗎?

470
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,691
你看,我以前坐過這個韆鞦

471
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,943
就在我踏入14歲的那年夏天

472
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,821
那些事情仿如昨天

473
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,364
但其實不是吧?

474
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,116
看看那裏

475
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,661
那棵特別的樹 是我爸爸在我出生當天種下的

476
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,206
大鑊

477
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,249
你真的好細個

478
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:08,629
聽著,貝絲,我覺得
現在該要訂下一些基本規矩

479
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:11,798
針對今晚我們之間會發生的事情

480
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,468
天啊,史堅拿醫生

481
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:17,888
是甚麼讓你覺得我們之間會發生事情?

482
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:20,516
你好像誤會了我

483
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:25,354
其他女生談情說愛

484
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:29,525
甫看到男裝褲就春心蕩漾

485
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:34,696
當太陽下山時,道德淪喪於此

486
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:38,825
但我要等到嫁人之時

487
00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:42,829
聽到你這麼說太好了 貝絲,因為是這樣的

488
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:44,540
你實在太細...

489
00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:48,126
其他女生喜歡暴露色相

490
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:52,631
引起男生的邪念和想像

491
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,845
甘願做些我未曾做過的事

492
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:02,266
因為我要等到嫁人之時

493
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,814
好了,你的言行令我感到好混淆

494
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:14,862
寶貝,你實在太美好了

495
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,364
我快失去理智了

496
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:21,577
希望你還有觸覺

497
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,912
我的防線鬆懈了

498
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:30,294
寶貝,你想知道裏面有甚麼嗎?

499
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,545
想啊

500
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:36,133
現在是時候享受

501
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:43,182
這趟旅程

502
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,354
不過話說回來,何必苦等?

503
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:53,817
爸爸

504
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,445
小子,你最好給她求婚

505
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,661
首先她說一些肯定會激嬲他的話

506
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:08,081
然後他以刻薄言論反撃她

507
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,169
接著她抱怨對方根本不了解自己

508
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,714
他隨即打她屁股

509
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:27,476
這只不過是伴侶間的小爭執

510
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,520
就因為你們倆出現不和

511
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:31,271
並不代表關係走到終點

512
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:35,192
就是如此簡單

513
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,153
這只不過是伴侶間的小爭執

514
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,113
首先他說

515
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,158
之後她說

516
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:49,373
每對拍拖男女,總會爭論錯對

517
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:59,591
亞當與夏娃在伊甸園裏嬉戲

518
00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:02,511
那裏的生活簡直充滿欣喜

519
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,723
不料亞當說:“小姐,不好意思

520
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:10,102
但我的蘋果被咬了一口”

521
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:13,564
兩人出現了

522
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:17,317
伴侶間的小爭執

523
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,069
就因為你們倆吵得火熱

524
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,863
並不代表關係將要終結

525
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,656
就是如此簡單

526
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,741
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