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(洛恩麥可斯呈獻)

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《歡迎來到施米加多!》

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(梅麗莎)

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用力,對,就是這樣

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好,再多用力一次

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荷莉,妳行的

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泰德,跟她說她行的

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好,荷莉,泰德說妳行的,對

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(喬許)

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(他們相遇那晚)

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我通常會踹它一下

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-是喔?
-對

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踹那邊

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若妳需要,我可以幫妳踹

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不用了,我打從三年級就自己踹東西

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怎麼?踹一下就會發生奇蹟嗎?

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沒錯

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(整整一年後)

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喬許

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這一年是我這輩子最精彩的時光

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我沒想到會遇見一個 在各方面都和我心有靈犀的人

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你讓我覺得我有個王牌隊友跟知己

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我什麼都能跟你說,不怕受批評
而且你永遠支持我

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我愛你,這杯敬我們

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我和妳有同感

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怎麼了?

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“我和妳有同感”?

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對,是啊,可以乾杯了嗎?

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今天是我們的一週年紀念日

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我原本期待會有什麼更特別的

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抱歉打擾,要掀開甜點盤了嗎?

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好,有何不可?

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一週年快樂

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(整整三年後)

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(邁向幸福關係之道)

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不行,這是我的

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(整整兩個月後)

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好,這段神聖之心愛情小徑
有何特殊之處?

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是這樣的,六年前,喬安娜和我

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看了看周遭,覺得沮喪不已

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有好多分崩離析的愛情

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世上有許多人心碎

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於是,馬佛和我打造了一個方式

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讓情侶遠離塵囂,與彼此重新建立感情

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你們出發前,有幾樣我們提供的物品

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放在各位的愛之袋裡

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其中最重要的是一顆心

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以神聖的契波瓦石雕成 並刻上各位的名字

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請各位每天都將這顆石頭交給你的伴侶

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並思考把心交給別人

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(喬許,梅麗莎)

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-有何真義
-我喜歡這兩顆石頭

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你們可以盡情探索,但別離小徑太遠

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野外沒有手機訊號

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我們不希望任何人丟了小命

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是

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我說真的,上次有人掛掉

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最重要的是記得善用這個機會

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好好培養彼此的感情

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別擔心那片雲

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氣象員說雲層很快就會散去

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本週剩餘的幾天都會陽光普照

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-小梅
-別跟著我

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我只是說我們應該放棄這次健行

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我不是指我們倆,而是這次健行活動

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拜託,我們迷路好幾小時了

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我們的手機沒訊號,而且又濕又狼狽

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妳不知怎麼地在生我的氣

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-“不知怎麼地”?
-好

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你弄丟我的心

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我把心交給你,你卻弄丟了

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小梅,那只是顆石頭

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那是種隱喻

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我把石頭交給你的時候 在裡面注入了意念

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妳確定我沒還給妳嗎?

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檢查妳的後背包,我跟妳說,我...

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那為什麼你的心在我這裡?

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好,那不然...妳要我去找嗎?

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好,我去,我去搜索整片森林

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找那顆勉強算是心形的石頭 妳要我去找嗎?

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對

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寶貝,那只是顆石頭

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如果你完全不想努力 來這趟健行做什麼?

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我根本不懂這趟健行的意義是什麼

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你不想讓我們的感情更好嗎?

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我們的感情好得很

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就是...很好

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為什麼要追求事事完美?

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為什麼不能知足?

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好,對,繼續假裝一切都很好,是吧?

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因為那樣簡單多了

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這真是累死我了

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等等,什麼聲音?

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-教堂鐘聲?
-你也有聽到?

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妳時不時會聽見 沒人聽得見的教堂鐘聲嗎?

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橋的另一端肯定有座市鎮

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妳也有看到橋嗎?

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還在繼續搞笑?

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太詭異了吧

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沒雨了

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施米加多?

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(我們時時追求和平與幸福)

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只要有能用的廁所我就去

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這些假植物是怎樣?

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可能要省水吧

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好喔

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這是怎樣?

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為什麼音樂從四面八方傳來?

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歡迎蒞臨本小鎮

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認識每位好朋友

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這裡沒人皺眉頭

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嗨,大家好

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嗨,你好,彼特

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你們肯定好奇這是哪裡

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世上最美輪美奐、絕妙無比的魔幻世界

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這是怎麼回事?

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肯定是歡迎遊客的表演 就像威廉斯堡殖民地

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施米加多

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一年四季陽光普照

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空氣香甜如馬卡龍

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施米加多

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好,我們沒買票
我再說一次,我們沒有買票

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好了啦,讓他們繼續唱

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施米加多

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小鎮溫暖安全,彷彿世外桃源

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鎮民歡欣雀躍,好似秋收滿月

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施米加多

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施米加多

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男人盡本分,乳牛產牛奶

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農人笑嘻嘻,努力耕田去

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樹木長得高,這裡就是施米加多

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別這樣嘛,很精彩

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很精彩?根本活像《異教徒》那部恐怖片

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學校老師艾瑪泰特,教導學童註記標點

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28歲還未婚

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就在施米加多

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農夫麥當諾要兒子,生出來各個是女兒

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敢碰她們,你就完蛋

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就在施米加多

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-好痛
-抱歉,彼特

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賴瑞比恩負責滅火

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海倫普里指揮合唱團

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醫生治療疑難雜症

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沒治好就交給我

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沒治好就交給他

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彼特沒事吧?

147
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亨利布朗運送冰塊

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維娜女士提供忠告

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小屋住著彪弗里格

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我對豬做的事會嚇死你

151
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他對豬做的事會嚇死你

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鎮長來了

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唱都唱不完

154
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鎮長來了

155
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身為施米加多鎮長

156
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我想我得強調這一點

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本鎮的座右銘是

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我們時時追求和平與幸福

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本鎮的座右銘是

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我們時時追求和平與幸福

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不過...

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是雷頓夫人

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施米加多要長久

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純樸潔淨不可少

165
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祖輩留下的土地

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上帝律法不能忘

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大家一起唱

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施米加多

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每天中午教堂鐘聲響

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富國馬車送來新魚叉

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施米加多

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-好痛
-抱歉,彼特

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鎮上男人志向遠大

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鎮上女人無怨無悔

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希望永存,無論偉大或渺小

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天生我材必有用,舉起你的小陽傘

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這裡就是

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施米加

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施米加...

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施、米、加、多

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施米加多

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好耶,表演得真好

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-可以走了嗎?
-已經要走了?

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妳知道我有多討厭音樂劇

185
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真實世界的人才不會突然載歌載舞

186
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叫一聲就飛回來的神奇鎚子 你倒沒什麼意見

187
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根本不一樣好嘛

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索爾是雷神 雷神之鎚當然會聽從召喚回到他手上

189
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-兩位好
-糟糕

190
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拜託不要逼我和演員互動

191
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妳知道我有多討厭...嘿,鎮長先生

192
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歡迎蒞臨施米加多

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亞洛伊修斯曼樂夫鎮長在此聽候差遣

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這位是內人,芙羅倫斯

195
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來,徽章送你們

196
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我又在沒有對手下參加競選了

197
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但誰不喜歡徽章呢?

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-我是梅麗莎,他是喬許
-很高興見到兩位

199
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你們肯定要住施米加多旅社吧

200
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你們會喜歡的 亞洛伊修斯和我度蜜月時就住那裡

201
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雖然那晚我們沒怎麼睡

202
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因為後院有好幾隻公雞

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-這樣啊
-其實我們要離開了,所以...

204
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我們睡在地上好幾天了

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能睡在真正的床上真是再好不過

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那就這麼辦吧

207
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卡森,用跑的去旅社

208
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告訴哈維有兩位特別來賓要入住

209
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遵命,鎮長先生

210
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好不尋常又奇特的一對伴侶

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沒戴結婚戒指呢

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-對,我們沒結婚
-完全沒那個意思

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-真的嗎?
-怎樣?

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總之,我是蜜爾芮雷頓

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這位是我丈夫,雷頓牧師

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霍華,挺胸,表現出意氣風發的樣子

217
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希望你們能住到禮拜天

218
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,609
要是能在做禮拜時見到你們就太棒了

219
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,695
我可以跟你保證,我們不會待到那個時候

220
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,615
-這麼說,旅社在哪裡?
-往這邊走

221
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,578
嘿,有禮貌一點,他們很努力

222
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,664
而且這裡挺現代的

223
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207
你也看到劇團演員了

224
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,542
各膚色人種都有

225
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,043
對,但我隱約覺得

226
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,421
牧師夫人不怎麼喜歡我們膚色不同

227
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,965
女士,怎麼樣?

228
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,508
要不要體驗一生一次的刺激?

229
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,177
第一次算我的

230
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,514
丹尼貝利,你給我離遠一點

231
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,392
少了你這種人,這座小鎮會正經許多

232
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,227
別這樣,雷頓夫人,妳不是真心的

233
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,478
我就是

234
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:34,022
你不過是個流氓,一個小混混

235
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,316
原諒我的措辭,一個低等鼠輩

236
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,026
往前走,旅社在那裡

237
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,029
別把時間浪費在這個遊樂園廢物身上

238
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,658
好吧,這座小鎮的壞男孩
好像對妳有意思喔

239
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,953
-看來我得教訓他一頓
-這我倒想看

240
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,707
(愛情隧道,即刻體驗)

241
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,709
(施米加多旅社)

242
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,548
抱歉久等了

243
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,009
兩位肯定就是大家議論紛紛的旅客

244
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,511
-我想你們要住一間房吧?
-兩間

245
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,347
哈維,他們沒結婚

246
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,851
我想你很清楚鎮上對於這種事的規矩

247
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,896
對...當然清楚,雷頓夫人

248
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,189
兩間房

249
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,108
好,我懂了

250
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,278
妳是牧師夫人,我們有罪

251
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,197
妳覺得我們會下地獄

252
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,033
一間房就行,謝謝

253
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,872
抱歉,先生,鎮上就是這麼規定的

254
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,000
好,聽好了,旅社老闆哈維

255
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,044
我累了,完全沒心情陪你們

256
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,004
-繼續演這場...
-喬許,別白費力氣

257
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,839
就一晚而已,我們分兩房睡

258
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,133
太好了,總共1美元

259
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,427
好吧,對

260
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,388
好

261
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,809
總共1美元,兩間房的費用

262
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,394
感激不盡

263
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,188
太扯了吧

264
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,150
好,我問一下
你生氣是因為兩間房只要1美元嗎?

265
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,735
不,我只是...

266
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,822
我現在沒興趣假裝我們活在過去

267
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,243
好,我不想指揮你的想法

268
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,994
但你可以換個角度想嗎?

269
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,122
我只想和我女友同住一間房

270
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,084
房內有無線網路能讓我查洋基隊比分

271
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,168
還有看電子郵件

272
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:21,046
先生,抱歉,郵車下週才會來

273
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,756
-我恨你
-好

274
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970
你們演技真的超好

275
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:36,228
好,我承認,這地方是有點荒唐

276
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:40,190
謝謝,能一起討厭某樣東西
對我來說很重要

277
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,359
我懂,寶貝,我也是

278
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,361
聽著,抱歉我對這件事的反應這麼大

279
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,905
我只希望這些人死光光,這樣錯了嗎?

280
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:47,990
好了

281
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,785
嘿,你知道我想做什麼嗎?

282
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:57,332
我要好好洗個熱水澡 接著或許去一趟愛情隧道

283
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,835
-真的假的?
-我知道很老套

284
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,795
但這裡又沒有別的設施,對吧?

285
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,380
搞不好挺浪漫的喔

286
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,092
沒問題,我7點來找妳

287
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,802
我會等著

288
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:13,348
再說了,嘿,雖然我們訂兩間房

289
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,851
但不表示我們得分開睡

290
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,271
你知道我在想什麼嗎?

291
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,406
我恨這裡

292
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,325
-我們7點見
-等不及了

293
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,761
喬許

294
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,972
喬許

295
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,538
(愛情隧道)

296
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,585
女士,晚安

297
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:27,005
先生,晚安

298
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,466
我想我們還沒正式介紹過自己

299
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,093
我叫丹尼

300
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,264
-丹尼貝利
-對,那個小混混

301
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,765
我叫梅麗莎,姓金寶

302
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,312
這裡晚上真漂亮

303
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,814
這裡不孤單

304
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,358
我之前說的依然算數

305
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,902
第一次算我的,第二次也是

306
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,447
不用了,我只是來看看

307
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,740
妳真有趣

308
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,160
哇,居然有花瓣飄下來

309
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,871
每年這個時候常有花瓣飄落

310
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,541
風一吹就會飄過來

311
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,002
這麼說,妳有對象了?

312
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,379
對,我有對象了

313
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:11,842
妳夜間獨自在外閒晃 與陌生男人交談,他無所謂嗎?

314
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,219
這...他...

315
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,306
你剛才問我什麼?

316
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,600
等一下,妳想做什麼?

317
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,226
妳想讓我喜歡上妳嗎?

318
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,103
什麼?沒有

319
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,023
那我腦中怎麼不斷浮現這些瘋狂想法?

320
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,901
-我其實...
-妳想得美

321
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,571
因為沒有一個女人 能讓丹尼貝利定下來,門都沒有

322
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,655
好喔

323
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:40,162
當一隻松鼠渴望另一隻松鼠 牠不介意墜入情網

324
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,371
我包場了

325
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,668
旅鶇不思索未來

326
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,672
當牠心癢難耐

327
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,257
你的歌喉真好

328
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:56,845
我就像野生動物

329
00:18:56,929 --> 00:19:02,100
請妳接受我說的這番實話

330
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,852
你需要更厲害的經紀人

331
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:14,279
妳馴服不了我,我注定逍遙一生

332
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:21,203
牛仔女郎在艾爾帕索的牧場上 甩著套索對我微笑

333
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:27,292
就在此刻我催下油門,妳馴服不了我

334
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:40,848
妳馴服不了我,我有如海上的風

335
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,518
音樂老師安娜貝拉

336
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,980
想盡辦法要我當她的男人

337
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:53,861
但我寧可孤身一人,妳馴服不了我

338
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,822
這是事實

339
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:01,952
但若有人馴服得了我

340
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:09,042
就是像妳這樣的人

341
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,889
我不跳舞的,我是學過幾年踢踏...

342
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,808
我們用身體溝通

343
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,728
嚴格來說 嘴巴就是身體的一部分,所以...

344
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,789
我彷彿能預見

345
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:55,088
未來確切的模樣

346
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,470
在一棟舒適的小木屋,屋外有白色圍籬

347
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:04,640
還有一輛老是需要修理的拖拉機

348
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,436
全天下最美的新娘綻放著驕傲笑容

349
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,856
就在南北分界線的這一邊

350
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,902
我們膝下育有一子,抑或是兩個或三個

351
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:22,074
兩個女孩歸妳管,兩個男孩給我顧

352
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,284
不是應該一起照顧所有孩子嗎?

353
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,705
我倆的感情生死不渝

354
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:33,836
直到某天,死亡將我們分離

355
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,047
但那是不可能的

356
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,342
因為妳馴服不了

357
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:47,057
我

358
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,978
太厲害了,讚喔

359
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,480
那首歌真好聽

360
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:55,274
什麼歌?

361
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,277
你剛才唱給我聽的歌

362
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,778
唱給妳聽?

363
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,280
好吧

364
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,950
時間不早了,我很累

365
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,660
氣氛越來越尷尬

366
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,372
那麼,謝謝你,晚安

367
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,257
昨晚是我不好

368
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,927
我真的不是故意睡著

369
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,388
但為了補償妳

370
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,975
今天我們可以一起搭愛情隧道 妳要搭多少次都行

371
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,561
是喔,不用了,我超餓的

372
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,062
要點餐了嗎?服務生

373
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,941
早安,兩位今天好嗎?

374
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,151
昨晚睡得安穩嗎?

375
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,528
很好,貝琪,我整個人睡死

376
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:46,283
天啊,“整個睡死”?

377
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,077
好好笑喔,人不會睡到死啦

378
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,038
你好幽默喔

379
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,457
-我也沒那麼幽默啦
-真的沒有

380
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,334
-我們可以點餐了嗎?
-沒問題

381
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,421
你們真幸運,因為我們今天有
世界知名的玉米布丁糕

382
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:01,673
玉米布丁糕?那是什麼?

383
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:02,966
什麼?

384
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:07,054
妳該不會從沒聽過玉米布丁糕吧?

385
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,139
她沒聽過玉米布丁糕

386
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,602
糟糕,他們要唱歌了,妳觸發了另一首歌

387
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,771
玉米布丁糕...

388
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,357
玉米布丁糕...

389
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:21,902
可以跳過這段嗎?

390
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,322
我的女孩熱愛玉米布丁糕

391
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,366
她老是吃不停

392
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,576
有時我疑惑

393
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,495
她是否愛它比我多?

394
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:34,540
她是否愛它比我多?

395
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,043
我的男孩熱愛玉米布丁糕

396
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,087
食譜在我這

397
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,422
他要是想吃我的布丁糕

398
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,882
就得把我娶回家

399
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,927
就得把我娶回家

400
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,683
玉米加入布丁糕,布丁放在碗裡面

401
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:55,102
整碗吞進肚子裡,讓你精神一級棒

402
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,646
玉米加入布丁糕,布丁放在碗裡面

403
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,982
整碗吞進肚子裡,讓你精神一級棒

404
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,234
誰要吃玉米布丁糕?

405
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,695
我們要吃玉米布丁糕

406
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,030
誰要吃玉米布丁糕?

407
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,408
我們要吃玉米布丁糕

408
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:15,706
-要幹嘛?
-我想他們要我們唱主歌

409
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,792
-我才不唱,妳也別唱
-別掃興,很好玩的

410
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,878
不,別唱

411
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,546
我沒吃過玉米布丁糕

412
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,630
為什麼?

413
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,758
真是好可惜

414
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,636
但你們若有剩

415
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,637
“有剩”?

416
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,723
我當然想嚐嚐看

417
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,225
她當然想嚐嚐看

418
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:41,523
玉米...

419
00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:46,320
布丁糕

420
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:49,781
好吃

421
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:50,866
好吃

422
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,118
剛才感覺超怪

423
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,787
好像我一開口唱,就知道歌詞似的

424
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,789
太厲害了,我們可以走了嗎?

425
00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,750
-什麼?為什麼?
-妳認真?

426
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,753
妳和這整座小鎮剛才花了五分鐘

427
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,338
唱一首關於玉米布丁糕的歌

428
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,465
有人說到“玉米布丁糕”嗎?

429
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,008
夠了,我們走

430
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,761
-好吧,這次是你害的
-玉米布丁糕

431
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,805
我很過意不去

432
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:16,058
每個人都很友善,我們卻連道別都沒有

433
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,559
冒著多聽一首歌的風險?

434
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:18,852
他們不會怎樣啦

435
00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,274
怎麼會?

436
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,278
等一下

437
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,867
這是怎麼回事?

438
00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:37,329
-我們好像走不出去
-當然走得出去

439
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,417
好,太詭異了

440
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,545
這好像魔法還是什麼的

441
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,380
-不是魔法
-不然是什麼?

442
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,258
不曉得,可能是惡作劇之橋吧

443
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,426
惡作劇之橋?那是什麼鬼東西?

444
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,136
就是這個鬼東西,好嗎?

445
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,849
我來實驗一下

446
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,205
怎麼會這樣?

447
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,544
喬許,怎麼回事?這是什麼狀況?

448
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:32,718
汝等踏進施米加多

449
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:37,556
短時間內走不了

450
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:43,437
唯有汝等在此境

451
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,609
覓得畢生的真愛

452
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:54,823
目的達成,方能離開

453
00:26:55,532 --> 00:27:01,663
在此每日皆是音樂劇

454
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,298
那是矮妖精嗎?

455
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:14,301
對

456
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:15,719
對,好喔

457
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,180
他剛才說了些話,他說什麼?

458
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:19,973
我不知道

459
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:24,770
我剛才在專心思考 他如何衝擊了我的整個認知

460
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,356
顛覆我對世上真假虛實的看法

461
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,399
因為他是隻天殺的矮妖精

462
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,319
“每日皆是音樂劇”

463
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:40,077
這裡不是旅遊景點

464
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,620
這是音樂劇

465
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,997
我們闖進了真正的音樂劇裡

466
00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:45,707
拜託,天啊,不會吧

467
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,752
但他說我們找到畢生真愛 方能離開,意思是...

468
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,379
我愛你,你愛我嗎?

469
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:51,797
什麼?我當然愛

470
00:27:52,548 --> 00:27:54,842
那我們再過橋試試看 既然我們現在弄懂了規矩

471
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,218
對,現在弄懂了

472
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,637
我愛你

473
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,098
我也愛妳

474
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,267
聽到了嗎?矮妖精先生

475
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,685
我們愛著彼此

476
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,995
歡迎蒞臨本小鎮

477
00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:25,289
認識每位好朋友

478
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,209
這裡沒人皺眉頭

479
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:32,254
-嗨,大家好
-嗨,你好,彼特

480
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:38,802
你們肯定好奇這是哪裡

481
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:45,893
世上最美輪美奐、絕妙無比的魔幻世界

482
00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,986
施米加多

483
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:59,531
一年四季陽光普照

484
00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:02,951
空氣香甜如馬卡龍

485
00:29:03,035 --> 00:29:05,579
施米加多

486
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:06,663
施米加多

487
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:09,791
鎮上男人志向遠大

488
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,337
鎮上女人無怨無悔

489
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,840
希望永存,無論偉大或渺小

490
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:20,427
天生我材必有用,舉起你的小陽傘

491
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:24,306
這裡就是

492
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:27,559
施米加

493
00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:31,188
施米加...

494
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:37,819
施、米、加、多

495
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:41,615
施米加多

496
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,700
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