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(洛恩米高斯呈獻)

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《神奇小鎮舒密加頓》

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(瑪莉莎)

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用力啊,沒錯,就是這樣

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好,再用力一次

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荷莉,你做得到的

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泰德,跟她說她做得到的

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好了,泰德說你做得到的,荷莉,做得好

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(祖殊)

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(兩人相識的那一晚)

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我通常會踢一踢

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-是嗎?
-是的

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就是踢那一處

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如果你想的話,我可以幫你踢

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不用了,我從小三開始
就不會假腳於人,所以...

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即是怎樣?只要踢一下
神奇的事情就會發生?

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是的

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(剛好一年後)

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祖殊

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這一年是我人生中最美好的時光

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我從來沒想過 會遇到一個跟自己心有靈犀的人

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你讓我覺得自己擁有 一個無與倫比的伴侶和知己

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我可以向你敞開心扉 而不怕被批評,你總會支持我

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我愛你,這杯敬我們

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我也是這麼想

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甚麼?

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“我也是這麼想”?

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沒錯...現在可以碰杯了嗎?

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今天是我們的一週年紀念日

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我還期待一些更特別的事情會發生

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抱歉,打擾你們了
你們想看看甜品盤裏有甚麼嗎?

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當然想了,有何不可?

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週年快樂

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(剛好三年後)

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(邁向美好關係的步驟)

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不行,這是我的

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(剛好兩個月後)

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究竟神聖心靈愛情小徑是甚麼?

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六年前,我和祖安娜

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環看周遭,結果大感失望

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無數段的關係破裂

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世人都經歷著心碎

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於是我和馬文想出了一個辦法

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讓戀人與世界脫離,然後跟彼此重新連結

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在你們出發之前 我們給你們提供了幾項物件

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都在你們的愛情袋裏

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當中最重要的是一個心

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是從齊彼華神石鑿出來的 上面刻有你們的名字

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你們每天要把它交給你的伴侶

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並思考當中真正的意義

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(祖殊,瑪莉莎)

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-何謂把心交給一個人
-我鍾意

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隨便參觀,但不要偏離小徑太遠

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這裏郊外地區沒有手機訊號

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我們可不想任何人遇害

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對

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講真,上次有些人遇難了

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總之,記得藉著這次機會

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去培養對彼此的愛意

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還有不必擔心那些陰雲

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天氣先生說很快就會轉晴

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今週餘下時間將會陽光普照

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-小瑪
-不要煩我了

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我只是說我們應該放棄行山

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我不是說要放棄這段關係,我是指行山啊

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別這樣吧,我們已經迷了路幾個鐘

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我們的手機沒訊號,我們又濕又難受

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你卻無端端對我生氣

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-“無端端”?
-好了

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你弄丟了我的心

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我把心交給你,你卻把它弄丟了

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小瑪,那只是一塊石頭

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那是一個比喻

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我賦予了它意義才給你

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你確定我沒有把它還給你嗎?

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檢查一下你的背囊 因為我告訴你,我沒...

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那為甚麼我會有你的心?

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好吧,那怎樣...你想我去找它嗎?

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好吧,我去找,我會尋遍整個樹林

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就為了一塊不似心形的心形石頭 你想我這麼做吧?

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沒錯

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寶貝,那只是一塊石頭

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既然你不願意付出努力 我們做這些事有何意義?

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我根本不明白這有甚麼意義

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你不想促進我們的關係嗎?

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我們的關係沒有問題

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沒有...問題

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為甚麼凡事總要追求完美?

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為甚麼不能恰到好處?

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夠了,好的,繼續裝作若無其事,是吧?

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因為那樣容易得多

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這真的很令人心累

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等陣,甚麼聲音?

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-教堂鐘聲?
-你也聽到嗎?

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你有時候會聽到 別人聽不到的教堂鐘聲嗎?

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那條橋對面肯定是個小鎮

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你也看到那條橋嗎?

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我們還在互串嗎?

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真奇怪

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雨停了

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“舒密加頓”?

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(我們時刻追求和平與快樂)

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只要他們有個用得的廁所,我就不介意

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這些假植物是怎麼回事?

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或許他們要慳水

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好了

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這是怎麼回事?

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還有為甚麼四周都在播放音樂?

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歡迎光臨我們的小鎮

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這裏人人皆是你的朋友

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你不會看見有人皺眉頭

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唏,大家好

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你好,彼特

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你肯定是在想我們用甚麼名字稱呼

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這個最美麗、驚艷又神奇的地方

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究竟發生甚麼事?

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肯定是給遊客看的表演 像殖民地威廉斯堡那樣

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舒密加頓

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這裏一年四季都是陽光普照

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而空氣則有如蛋白餅般清甜

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舒密加頓

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好了,我們沒有買飛
我重申一次,我們沒有買飛

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收聲,由得他們唱吧

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舒密加頓

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這裏溫暖又安全,彷彿剛織好的絲繭

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我們心花怒放,有如豐收之月

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舒密加頓

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舒密加頓

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這裏的男士充滿男子氣概,母牛奶水充足

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農夫們犁地時面帶笑容

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樹木高聳入雲,我們稱這裏為舒密加頓

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別這樣吧,幾精彩啊

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精彩?這根本是在上演《異教徒》

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我們的老師是愛瑪泰特 她教孩子們如何用標點符號

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芳齡28,仍然未嫁

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在舒密加頓

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麥當拿農夫想要個兒子 卻生了女兒,每一個都是

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你敢碰她們,子彈任你試

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在舒密加頓

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-痛呀
-彼特,對不起

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賴利賓為我們撲火

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海倫百特指揮合唱團唱歌

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醫生在這裏治病救人

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萬一他失敗,我就要出勤

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萬一他失敗,他就要出勤

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彼特還好嗎?

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亨利布朗為我們帶冰來

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芬娜女士洩露天機

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在那間棚屋裏的是貝佛域基

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我對豬仔做的事衰到貼地

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他對豬仔做的事衰到貼地

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鎮長來了

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唱極都未完

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鎮長來了

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身為舒密加頓的鎮長

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我覺得我必須強調

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我們的座右銘是

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“我們時刻追求和平與快樂”

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我們的座右銘是

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“我們時刻追求和平與快樂”

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不過...

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黎頓夫人來了

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若舒密加頓要長久發展

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就必須保持質樸和純潔

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這片前人踏過的土地

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必須遵循上帝的律法

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各位

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舒密加頓

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這裏的教堂每天中午響起鐘聲

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富國號馬車送來了我的捕魚叉

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舒密加頓

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-痛呀
-彼特,對不起

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男士可以有夢想,有多遠大都可以

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而女士可以從旁默默支持

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人物無論大小,總有希望

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這裏無蛋散,擔起太陽傘

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我們稱這裏為

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舒密加

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舒密加...

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舒、密、加、頓

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舒密加頓

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好嘢,你們唱完了

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-我們現在可以走了嗎?
-這麼快?

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你也知道我有多討厭音樂劇

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現實中的人不會突然唱起歌來

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但你對那些隨傳隨到的魔法鎚子 好像沒有反感

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那根本是另一回事

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索爾是雷神 雷神之鎚當然會聽他命令出現

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-你們好嗎?
-弊

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拜託不要逼我跟演藝人員交流

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你也知道我有多討厭...唏,鎮長先生

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歡迎光臨舒密加頓

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阿萊維斯萬羅夫鎮長樂意為你們效勞

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這是我的內人,佛羅倫絲

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來,拿個襟章

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我在無競爭對手下競逐連任

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不過誰不喜歡襟章呢?

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-我是瑪莉莎,這是祖殊
-幸會

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你們肯定會在舒密加頓旅館過夜吧

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你們會喜歡的 我和阿萊維斯之前在那裏度蜜月

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不過我們當晚沒怎麼睡

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因為旅館後面傳來雞啼聲

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-原來如此
-其實我們準備要走了,所以...

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我們幾天以來都瞓地下

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所以怎能拒絕高床軟枕的機會?

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那就這樣決定吧

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卡臣,跑去旅館

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跟哈維說我們有兩位貴賓要入住

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鎮長先生,收到

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真是非比尋常又奇異特殊的一對戀人

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似乎沒有結婚戒指吧

212
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,721
-沒有,我們還未結婚
-絕對未

213
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,640
-不是吧
-甚麼?

214
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,308
總言之,我是麥祖德黎頓

215
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,977
這是我的丈夫,黎頓牧師

216
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,230
賀華德,站直一點,像個有志氣的人

217
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,106
希望你們能待到星期日

218
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,609
我會非常樂意 看到你們參加禮拜,會很特別的

219
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,695
我們肯定會早在禮拜之前就離開

220
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,615
-那旅館在哪裏?
-就在這邊

221
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,578
唏,友善一點,他們很努力

222
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,664
而且這裏也頗前衛的

223
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207
你也看到剛才的劇團

224
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,542
是無膚色差別選角

225
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,043
沒錯,但同時我覺得

226
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,421
那個牧師的妻子 不太喜歡我們的“無膚色差別選角”

227
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,965
小姐,你想不想

228
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,508
來一趟千載難逢的刺激之旅?

229
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,177
我請你搭第一程

230
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,514
丹尼比利,你給我保持距離

231
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,392
這個小鎮沒有你這種人 會是一個更有體面的地方

232
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,227
黎頓夫人,你不是認真的吧

233
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,478
當然是了

234
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:34,022
你只不過是個等閒之輩、無賴

235
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,316
容我以猶太語說,簡直是低等人類

236
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,026
繼續走吧,旅館就是那邊

237
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,029
無謂再浪費時間在這件嘉年華廢物身上

238
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,658
好了,看來那位爛仔對你有好感

239
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,953
-我應該給他一個教訓
-我會放長雙眼

240
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,707
(愛情隧道,過來看看吧)

241
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,709
(舒密加頓旅館)

242
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,548
抱歉讓你們久等了

243
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,009
你們肯定就是大家在談論的訪客

244
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,511
-你們想訂房吧?
-兩間房

245
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,347
哈維,他們還未結婚

246
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,851
你應該清楚知道本鎮有關該方面的規矩

247
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,896
知道...黎頓夫人,當然了

248
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,189
兩間房

249
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,108
好的,我明白了

250
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,278
你是牧師的妻子,我們活在罪過中

251
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,197
例如說:“我們要落地獄了”

252
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,033
一間房就行了,唔該

253
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,872
先生,不好意思,規矩就是規矩

254
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,000
好了,聽著,旅館老闆哈維

255
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,044
我好累了,我真的不想配合

256
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,004
-你們這場馬騮戲
-祖殊,別浪費口舌了

257
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,839
只是一晚,我們要兩間房吧

258
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,133
太好了,承惠1美元

259
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,427
好的,沒問題

260
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,388
好的

261
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,809
給你1美元,訂兩間房

262
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,394
衷心感謝

263
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,188
這太荒謬了

264
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,150
好了,我想搞清楚
你是因為兩間房只需1美元而生氣嗎?

265
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,735
不是,我只是...

266
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,822
我現在沒興趣假裝自己身處古代

267
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,243
好了,我不想告訴你該怎麼反應

268
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,994
但你可以給點不同的反應嗎?

269
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,122
我只想和我女友住一間房

270
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,084
可以使用無線上網服務 看看洋基隊場波的分數

271
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,168
還有查看電郵

272
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:21,046
先生,不好意思,郵件馬車下週才會來

273
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,756
-我好憎你
-好了

274
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,970
你們演技真的超好

275
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:36,228
好了,我承認這地方是有點荒唐

276
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:40,190
謝謝你,我們有共同厭惡的東西
對我來說很重要

277
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,359
我知道,甜心,對我來說也是

278
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,361
抱歉我對這些事過度反應

279
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,905
我只是想那些人都去死,這樣不對嗎?

280
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:47,990
夠了

281
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,785
唏,你知道我想做甚麼嗎?

282
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:57,332
我想慢慢沖個熱水涼 然後可能去玩愛情隧道

283
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,835
-真的嗎?
-我知道是很老套

284
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,795
但還有甚麼可以做呢?

285
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,380
或者都幾浪漫

286
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,092
好吧,我7點來接你

287
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,802
我會等你

288
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:13,348
還有,雖然我們訂了兩間房

289
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,851
但並不代表我們要分開睡

290
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,271
你懂我的意思嗎?

291
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,406
我好憎這個地方

292
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,325
-我們7點見吧
-等不及了

293
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,761
祖殊

294
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,972
祖殊

295
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,538
(愛情隧道)

296
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,585
小姐,晚上好

297
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:27,005
先生,晚上好

298
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,466
我們好像還未正式介紹自己

299
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,093
在下丹尼

300
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,264
-丹尼比利
-對了,那個無賴

301
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,765
我叫瑪莉莎,姓金寶

302
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,312
這裏晚上好美

303
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,814
夜晚並不孤獨

304
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,358
我的邀請仍然有效

305
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,902
我請你搭第一程,附送第二程

306
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,447
不用了,我只是來逛逛看

307
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,740
你真風趣

308
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,160
嘩,你看這些花瓣

309
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,871
每年這個時候時常出現

310
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,541
每當風吹起的時候

311
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,002
所以,你名花有主了嗎?

312
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,379
對,我已名花有主了

313
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:11,842
他不介意你晚上獨自閒逛 跟陌生男子說話嗎?

314
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,219
這個嘛,他...

315
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,306
你剛才問我甚麼來著?

316
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,600
等陣,你想怎麼樣?

317
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,226
你想讓我愛上你嗎?

318
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,103
甚麼?不是

319
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,023
那為何那些瘋狂的想法 一直在我腦海裏縈繞?

320
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,901
-我真的沒有...
-你可以收手了

321
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,571
因為不管怎樣,沒有女人能夠捆著
我丹尼比利的心,絕不可能

322
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,655
好吧

323
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:40,162
當松鼠渴望另一半,牠不會想依戀於對方

324
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,371
有私人表演看

325
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,668
知更鳥不會放眼未來

326
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,672
只著眼於滿足當前的需求

327
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,257
你唱得很好

328
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:56,845
我彷彿野外的動物

329
00:18:56,929 --> 00:19:02,100
所以你必須接受這個事實

330
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,852
你要找個更好的經紀人

331
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:14,279
你不能馴服我,這男子天生自由

332
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:21,203
一位女牛仔在厄爾巴索的牧場 向我微笑,拿出繩套

333
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:27,292
此時我踩油速逃,你不能馴服我

334
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:40,848
你不能馴服我,我彷彿一股海風

335
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,518
一位名為安娜貝拉的音樂老師

336
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,980
曾經努力嘗試俘擄我的心

337
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:53,861
但我選擇獨來獨往,你不能馴服我

338
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,822
這就是事實

339
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:01,952
但若有人能馴服我

340
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:09,042
會是像你這樣的人

341
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,889
我不會跳舞,我學過一年踢踏...

342
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,808
讓我們用身體來表達自己吧

343
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,728
理論上,嘴巴也是
我們身體的一部分,所以...

344
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,789
不知怎的,我看得到

345
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:55,088
未來出現此情此景

346
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,470
身處在白色籬柵環繞的溫馨小屋裏

347
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:04,640
擁有一部經常要維修的拖拉機

348
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,436
最美的新娘散發著滿滿的自豪感

349
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,856
就在南北分界線的這一邊

350
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,902
我們會有一個或兩、三個孩子

351
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:22,074
你有兩個女兒,我有兩個兒子

352
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,284
不是應該全部孩子都是我們的嗎?

353
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:28,705
我倆會一心一意愛著彼此

354
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:33,836
直至我們走到生命盡頭時

355
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,047
但那是沒可能的

356
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,342
皆因你不能馴服

357
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:47,057
我

358
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,978
好正,太精彩了

359
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,480
那首歌非常優美動人

360
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:55,274
甚麼歌?

361
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,277
你剛才唱給我聽的那一首

362
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,778
唱歌?

363
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,280
好了

364
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,950
已經很晚了,我很累

365
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,660
氣氛越來越奇怪了

366
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,372
所以,謝謝你,晚安

367
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,257
關於昨晚的事,我很抱歉

368
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,927
我真的不是故意睡著的

369
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,388
但為了彌補我的過失

370
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,975
我們今天可以去搭愛情隧道小船 你想搭幾多次都可以

371
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,561
無所謂,不用了,我好肚餓

372
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,062
我們可以點餐了嗎?侍應

373
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,941
早晨,你們好嗎?

374
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,151
昨晚睡得好嗎?

375
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,528
很好,貝絲,睡到像死豬那樣

376
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:46,283
天啊,“像死豬”?

377
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,077
太搞笑了,因為死豬不會睡覺

378
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,038
你真盞鬼

379
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,457
-我不是那麼盞鬼
-他確實不是

380
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,334
-或者我們可以點餐了吧?
-當然可以

381
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,421
你們很好彩,因為今天
有遠近馳名的招牌粟米布丁

382
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:01,673
粟米布丁?那是甚麼?

383
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:02,966
甚麼?

384
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:07,054
別告訴我你從未聽過粟米布丁

385
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,139
她竟然從未聽過粟米布丁

386
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,602
弊,起歌了,你又觸發他們唱歌了

387
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,771
粟米布丁...

388
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,357
粟米布丁...

389
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:21,902
我們可以跳過這首嗎?

390
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,322
我的女友喜歡粟米布丁

391
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,366
她時常都會吃

392
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,576
有時我不禁想問

393
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,495
她是否愛它甚於愛我?

394
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:34,540
她是否愛它甚於愛我?

395
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,043
我的男友喜歡粟米布丁

396
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,087
我有食譜可以整

397
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,422
所以如果他想食我的布丁

398
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,882
他就要與我定情

399
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,927
他就要與我定情

400
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,683
你把粟米放進布丁,然後將布丁放進碗裏

401
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:55,102
把整碗布丁吃進肚裏 因為它能夠滿足心靈

402
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,646
你把粟米放進布丁,然後將布丁放進碗裏

403
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,982
把整碗布丁吃進肚裏 因為它能夠滿足心靈

404
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,234
誰想吃粟米布丁?

405
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,695
我們想吃粟米布丁

406
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,030
誰想吃粟米布丁?

407
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,408
我們想吃粟米布丁

408
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:15,706
-怎麼了?
-他們好像想我們唱一段

409
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,792
-我不會唱,你也不要唱
-來吧,應該會很有趣的

410
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,878
不了,不要唱

411
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,546
從未吃過粟米布丁

412
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,630
搞甚麼?

413
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,758
或許錯過了它是我的損失

414
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,636
但如果你們有剩

415
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,637
“有剩”?

416
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,723
我絕對會樂意一試

417
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,225
她絕對會樂意一試

418
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:41,523
粟米...

419
00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:46,320
布丁

420
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:49,781
好味

421
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:50,866
好味

422
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,118
真奇怪

423
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,787
我好像一唱起歌來,就知道該唱甚麼

424
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,789
真精彩,我們現在可以走了嗎?

425
00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,750
-甚麼?為甚麼?
-你認真的嗎?

426
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,753
全鎮人還有你花了足足五分鐘時間

427
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,338
歌頌粟米布丁

428
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,465
剛才有人說“粟米布丁”嗎?

429
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,008
夠了,我們走吧

430
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,761
-好吧,這次是你觸發的
-粟米布丁

431
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,805
我覺得很不好意思,你知道嗎?

432
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:16,058
大家都很友善,我們卻連一句再見也沒說

433
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,559
然後冒著觸發新歌的風險嗎?

434
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:18,852
他們不會介意的

435
00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,274
搞甚麼啊?

436
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,278
等陣

437
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,867
這是怎麼回事?

438
00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:37,329
-我們好像走不出去
-我們當然能走出這裏

439
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,417
好了,這太詭異了

440
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,545
好像有魔法或...

441
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,380
-這不是魔法
-那會是甚麼?

442
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,258
我不知道,這就像掩眼法之橋

443
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,426
掩眼法之橋?那是甚麼意思?

444
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,136
就是指這個情況,明白嗎?

445
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,849
我要試一試

446
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,205
這是沒可能的

447
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,544
祖殊,怎麼了?這是怎麼回事?

448
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:32,718
一朝來到舒密加頓

449
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:37,556
就不可以馬上離開

450
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:43,437
邊界之內是你的駐足之地

451
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,609
直至找到你的真愛

452
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:54,823
但在此之前,你必須留下

453
00:26:55,532 --> 00:27:01,663
這裏的生活每天都是一場音樂劇

454
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,298
那是一隻矮妖精嗎?

455
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:14,301
是

456
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:15,719
是的,沒錯

457
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,180
他說了一些話,他說甚麼?

458
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:19,973
我不知道

459
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:24,770
我剛才一直想著他如何打破了

460
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,356
我對真實世界的一切認知

461
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,399
因為他竟然是一隻矮妖精

462
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,319
“生活每天都是一場音樂劇”

463
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:40,077
這裏不是甚麼旅遊景點

464
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,620
這是一場音樂劇

465
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,997
我們身處一場音樂劇裏

466
00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:45,707
救命,天啊,別這樣

467
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,752
但他說我們要在這裏 找到真愛才能離開,即是...

468
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,379
我愛你,你愛我嗎?

469
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:51,797
甚麼?當然愛了

470
00:27:52,548 --> 00:27:54,842
那一起再過橋吧 現在我們知道規矩是甚麼

471
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,218
沒錯,我們知道了

472
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,637
我愛你

473
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,098
我也愛你

474
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,267
矮妖精先生,你聽到嗎?

475
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,685
我們愛著彼此

476
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,995
歡迎光臨我們的小鎮

477
00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:25,289
這裏人人皆是你的朋友

478
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,209
你不會看見有人皺眉頭

479
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:32,254
-唏,大家好
-你好,彼特

480
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:38,802
你肯定是在想我們用甚麼名字稱呼

481
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:45,893
這個最美麗、驚艷又神奇的地方

482
00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,986
舒密加頓

483
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:59,531
這裏一年四季都是陽光普照

484
00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:02,951
而空氣則有如蛋白餅般清甜

485
00:29:03,035 --> 00:29:05,579
舒密加頓

486
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:06,663
舒密加頓

487
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:09,791
男士可以有夢想,有多遠大都可以

488
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,337
而女士可以從旁默默支持

489
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,840
人物無論大小,總有希望

490
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:20,427
這裏無蛋散,擔起太陽傘

491
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:24,306
我們稱這裏為

492
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:27,559
舒密加

493
00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:31,188
舒密加...

494
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:37,819
舒、密、加、頓

495
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:41,615
舒密加頓

496
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,700
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